The One and Only...

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

RIP Johnson.

 

If only your mother had wiped you out of her with a kleenex.

Not creative.

 

TNM, the best part of you ran down your dads leg.

 

That is creative.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Get a new line? What "Line" would this be? And how would showing my finger to my ass solve anything? Oh, Johnson, you confuse me to no end.

That is the entire point.

[Guest The Old Me]

Hahahaha!!!

 

Where's your dad?

[justsoyouknow 0]

You both verbally ejaculate overly-used insults and then Johnson wants to have a constest over whose was more creative? Fucking retard. If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and force feed Johnson's mother some birth control pills.

 

QUOTE (justsoyouknow @ Sep 18 2003, 12:46 AM)

Get a new line? What "Line" would this be? And how would showing my finger to my ass solve anything? Oh, Johnson, you confuse me to no end. 

 

That is the entire point.

 

 

...the entire point is you not making sense? Everything worked out well, then.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Hahahaha!!!

 

Where's your dad?

Dead, and you point is.

 

*waits for dead dad joke*

[Guest The Old Me]

Hahahaha!!!

 

Where's your dad?

Dead, and you point is.

 

*waits for dead dad joke*

No point....

 

Just asking, because I care.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

[Guest The Old Me]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

OMG!!!11!!

 

Cash was his dad?

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

OMG!!!11!!

 

Cash was his dad?

That is very possible. My mom is a whore.

[Guest The Old Me]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

OMG!!!11!!

 

Cash was his dad?

That is very possible. My mom is a whore.

I'm sure she was. If your dad was anything like you, she'd have to be.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Like father, like son...

 

EDIT: Johnson hates Asians. I have proof.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

OMG!!!11!!

 

Cash was his dad?

That is very possible. My mom is a whore.

I'm sure she was. If your dad was anything like you, she'd have to be.

Nope, you are wrong there. I am nothing like my dad, thankfully.

 

But my question to you is this, was your mom or dad a horse or a donkey?

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Like father, like son...

 

EDIT: Johnson hates Asians. I have proof.

Who the fuck are you again? Beside the guy with his head up TNM's ass.

 

Just curious...

[Guest The Old Me]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

OMG!!!11!!

 

Cash was his dad?

That is very possible. My mom is a whore.

I'm sure she was. If your dad was anything like you, she'd have to be.

Nope, you are wrong there. I am nothing like my dad, thankfully.

 

But my question to you is this, was your mom or dad a horse or a donkey?

A mix between both, actually.

 

Quite rare.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

OMG!!!11!!

 

Cash was his dad?

That is very possible. My mom is a whore.

I'm sure she was. If your dad was anything like you, she'd have to be.

Nope, you are wrong there. I am nothing like my dad, thankfully.

 

But my question to you is this, was your mom or dad a horse or a donkey?

A mix between both, actually.

 

Quite rare.

That would explain why their son is a jackass then. I continue to be an excellent judge of character .

[justsoyouknow 0]

Like father, like son...

 

EDIT: Johnson hates Asians. I have proof.

Who the fuck are you again? Beside the guy with his head up TNM's ass.

 

Just curious...

Normally the "laughing" smiley is reserved for funny comments, or moments where words cannot capture the pure, unmitigated wit that is contained in the post. In your case, you just throw things against the wall, hoping that they stick. Sticking a "laughing" smiley to the wall, unfortunately, will not breed laughter amongst the rest of us. Should you wish to continue your futile attempts to hurt my feelings, I will have no choice but to reveal to the entire world your raw and irrational hatred of our far Eastern neighbors.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

OMG!!!11!!

 

Cash was his dad?

That is very possible. My mom is a whore.

I'm sure she was. If your dad was anything like you, she'd have to be.

Nope, you are wrong there. I am nothing like my dad, thankfully.

 

But my question to you is this, was your mom or dad a horse or a donkey?

A mix between both, actually.

 

Quite rare.

That would explain why their son is a jackass then. I continue to be an excellent judge of character .

Jesus Christ...hands who saw that one coming?

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm quite sure you're not good at anything.

Edited September 18, 2003 by The New Me

[Guest The Old Me]

I just wanna give it up for Johnson's dad. I was a huge fan of his, and he touched me many times over the years, in some good ways and some bad. I watched the home movies that we made, and a tear came to my eye just thinking about all the good times that we had. It's really a damned shame that someone who meant so much to me is gone forever. I don't know how I'll deal with it.

OMG!!!11!!

 

Cash was his dad?

That is very possible. My mom is a whore.

I'm sure she was. If your dad was anything like you, she'd have to be.

Nope, you are wrong there. I am nothing like my dad, thankfully.

 

But my question to you is this, was your mom or dad a horse or a donkey?

A mix between both, actually.

 

Quite rare.

That would explain why their son is a jackass then. I continue to be an excellent judge of character .

Jesus Christ...hands who saw that one coming?

It hit me out of left field man.....

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

This isn't even worth my time. A monkey could do what you're doing.

[Guest The Old Me]

This isn't even worth my time. A monkey could do what you're doing.

Yet....you can't seem to.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Shhhh....he's winning.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

 

BLAH BLAH BLAH YACKITY SMACKITY!

[Guest The Old Me]

JOHNSON WINS!!!

 

I CAN NEVER SHOW MY FACE HERE AGAIN!!!!!

[justsoyouknow 0]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you....

 

Johnson: the racist.

 

A couple posts down.

 

The chinks in the shower were the entertaining part.

 

OMG. Ban.

 

 

 

Please.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

It was a typo moron. Chicks!

 

There really is no hope for you.

[Guest The Old Me]

I always figured Johnson for a racist.

[justsoyouknow 0]

It was a typo moron.  Chicks!

 

There really is no hope for you.

Sure it was. Johnson, we all know that you never make mistakes. If you're a racist, that's your beef. But we're all people, Johnson. We're...all...people.

 

 

EDIT: The "N" and the "C" are nowhere near each other on the keyboard. How could one make such an error unless one were so inclined to make such an error?

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

I always figured Johnson for a racist.

Well you must suck at math as bad as you do at flaming.

 

You "figured" wrong, dim wit.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Well you must suck at math as bad as you do at flaming.

 

You "figured" wrong, dim wit.

...."you must suck at math"? And he has the gall to tell you that you rely on childish insults?