Here's a what-if scenario

[The Czech Republic 0]

Stephanie: "Okay, Paul, listen. This is our wedding! The most important day of our lives, and I want you to look respectable. Cut your hair or the wedding's off."

[Guest Coffey]

He'd probably look a lot better. His hair has always looked thin and greasy to me.

[AndrewTS 0]

He'd probably look a lot better. His hair has always looked thin and greasy to me.

Yeah. Heyman's skullet is weird looking.

[Guest Breetai]

Yeah, but then all of the heels on raw would have to wear wigs so as to distinguish themselves from HHH!

[Guest Choken One]

Heyman wouldn't even make it a MILE within the wedding itself...

 

Knowing Heyman he'd have a 911 Run In Wedding with a Impromptu Wedding between Brian Kendrick and Dawn Marie for the sake of it...

 

That's something I want to know...Will Shawn, Nash or any wwe employees be HHH's best man or anything?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Uh, dudes, I think C.R is talking about "Paul" as in "Paul Levesque."

[Guest Choken One]

Oh Yeah *slaps self* Silly Me...

 

Paul: But Stephanie uh Honey uh...the hair uh...It's my powers uh...You saw what Happened to Kevin

 

*Kevin Sits in the corner getting rejected by the Blind Korean Pianist*

 

Paul: You See Uh?

 

*Jericho Walks by quietly*

 

Stephanie: Oh, Hey Chris! How you are?

 

*Paul gets Scared*

 

Paul: FINE! You win...I'll cut it off...

 

Stephanie: Oh THANK YOU!

 

Paul: Good, Can I bury Rocker boy some more?

 

Stephanie: Oh You know that makes me HOTT!

[Steviekick 0]

Heyman wouldn't even make it a MILE within the wedding itself...

 

Knowing Heyman he'd have a 911 Run In Wedding with a Impromptu Wedding between Brian Kendrick and Dawn Marie for the sake of it...

 

That's something I want to know...Will Shawn, Nash or any wwe employees be HHH's best man or anything?

and in the horror after the 911 double choke slam he'd grab the microphone and talk about he took this wedding to the extreme. Then Vince would be so happy that his daughter and her hhhusband to be wouldn't destroy the company and everyone lived happily ever after.

[JN News 0]

Heyman wouldn't even make it a MILE within the wedding itself...

 

Knowing Heyman he'd have a 911 Run In Wedding with a Impromptu Wedding between Brian Kendrick and Dawn Marie for the sake of it...

 

That's something I want to know...Will Shawn, Nash or any wwe employees be HHH's best man or anything?

and in the horror after the 911 double choke slam he'd grab the microphone and talk about he took this wedding to the extreme. Then Vince would be so happy that his daughter and her hhhusband to be wouldn't destroy the company and everyone lived happily ever after.

<---------Would so mark the fuck out if Heyman & 911 crashed the wedding and 911 chokeslams HHH while the audience chants, "ECW".

[AndrewTS 0]

Uh, dudes, I think C.R is talking about "Paul" as in "Paul Levesque."

I know, but the segments where Paul is hitting on Steph, or when he was being a scumball digging into Lita's thongs, were some seriously funny stuff.

[The Czech Republic 0]

All HHH would have to do is say he's a sexual Samson.

[razazteca 0]

I think HHH has Lex Luger hair.

[Damaramu 0]

It looked like he did give it a little bit of a trimming at Unforgiven.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

He'd probably look a lot better. His hair has always looked thin and greasy to me.

 

I don't know if I'm the only one but, sometimes it looks like he's losing his hair. But, that is just me.

Edited September 25, 2003 by EdwardKnoxII

[DerangedHermit 0]

EDIT: Stupid me.