One and Only Its time to ban Johnson Thread

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So, is there an actual reason Otis was banned, or is it just because it was Johnson?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Shit, I almost did the same thing to RHTITE, and if I never got clued in (the IP isn't mine, it's the server's), I probably would have. 

 

Flik, you was gonna try to have me banz0red?

[Guest The Old Me]

I think between him being Johnson, a dickwad and the Otis spamming, there was enough to get his ass out of here.

[Firestarter 0]

So, is there an actual reason Otis was banned, or is it just because it was Johnson?

From The OFFICIAL TSM Rules & Regulations

 

7. If you've been banned before, you will NOT be allowed back. Simple as that. Second chances are NOT given, so tread lightly.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Now that both eagan and johnson are banned, who's going to be the daily message board slut that gets to have his ass 0wned by everyone?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Now that both eagan and johnson are banned, who's going to be the daily message board slut that gets to have his ass 0wned by everyone?

::Raises hand::

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Shut the fuck up with your constant need to be accepted or recognized on any level, going as far as to even play the abused victim and get your "woe is me" on.

 

Quit tippy-toeing around your masochistic issues and just jump in the slave role already, bitch.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Shut the fuck up with your constant need to be accepted or recognized on any level, going as far as to even play the abused victim and get your "woe is me" on.

 

Quit tippy-toeing around your masochistic issues and just jump in the slave role already, bitch.

::Hands EL BRUJ0 a whip and a branding iron::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

EB: Did you just tell Mario to stop acting like an abused victim and become an abused victim?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

EB: Did you just tell Mario to stop acting like an abused victim and become an abused victim?

I only acted like a victim twice, when I depressed from being discharged from the Marines before Boot Camp, and for saying how I can't stand a certain person (she was dealt with firmly).

[The Dames 0]

Logan....SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

 

Dames

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Logan....SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

 

Dames

What did I do now?!

[alfdogg 0]

You were born.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

And so the era of Logan begins...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

And so the era of Logan begins...

No it hasn't I havent conquered the board yet. When I do, I plan to annex and/or invade other boards that have banned me.

[The Dames 0]

Logan. You don't seem to understand.

 

SHUT...THE FUCK...UP!

 

Dames

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Logan. You don't seem to understand.

 

SHUT...THE FUCK...UP!

 

Dames

Really, what did I do now?!

 

Did I say something about someone's ethnicity again?

Did I beat another animal?

Did I rape someone's children?

Did I re-introduce Katie Vick into Kane's story?

Did I have sex with HHH and Vinnie Mac?

[The Dames 0]

Logan.  You don't seem to understand. 

 

SHUT...THE FUCK...UP!

 

Dames

Really, what did I do now?!

You spoke.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Logan.  You don't seem to understand. 

 

SHUT...THE FUCK...UP!

 

Dames

Really, what did I do now?!

You spoke.

Oh.........you wont get mad as long as I don't speak.

 

::Lights cross, kicks puppies, torches nearest church, writes to HHH, telling him to push Ultimo down further, and to job Goldberg to Katie Vick::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Mario's insistance to not shut the fuck up makes me laugh...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Mario's insistance to not shut the fuck up makes me laugh...

::Spray paints a message on Dames' house::

 

"No you shut the fuck up lardo! See I'm not speaking anymore, so you can't bitch at me."

 

::Throws Crystal Pepsi can through Dames' window::

[The Dames 0]

Did you guys know that murder is not a bannable offense on TSM?

 

Dames

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Did you guys know that murder is not a bannable offense on TSM?

 

Dames

::Throws brick at Dames' head with a note attatched::

 

"Really. To tell you the truth I never read the rules"

[EL BRUJ0 0]

EB: Did you just tell Mario to stop acting like an abused victim and become an abused victim?

Yep.

 

Acting like an attention whore and trying to get sympathy for it, is ghey.

 

Becoming a willingly used, but not abused, gimp will at least get him in touch with the inner issues he's carrying.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

::Hands EL BRUJ0 a whip and a branding iron::

*chokes him out with the whip*

 

*brands his asshole*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

EB: Are you saying that Mario's asshole is your property, for your use only?

[EL BRUJ0 0]

What does the initials say on that asshole?

 

That's right, EB.

 

<--*choking hoes and marking assholes*

[dutchse.cx 0]

EL BRUJ0. My hero.

 

Stay the hell away from my BUTT though.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

EB: Are you saying that Mario's asshole is your property, for your use only?

Dear God, E B is Kane! I hope he doesent tie me up and start playing with my balls or try setting me on fire.

[Guest The Old Me]

EB: Are you saying that Mario's asshole is your property, for your use only?

Dear God, E B is Kane! I hope he doesent tie me up and start playing with my balls or try setting me on fire.

Shut.Up.Fatty.