Daily Defamation - with Chris Eagan

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Bring back Eagan, I want themes damn it!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

You know, too many of you people need a good fucking. So that's why I've arranged for Agnes to come round and pleasure you all individually.

 

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Bring back Eagan, I want themes damn it!

Shut up.

 

 

And the Beast made my dick retract itself into my abdomen.

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

Let's Go Yankees!!

 

Fuck the Cubs and Red Sox. (Hides in a Trash Can so no Cubs/Sox fans attack)

 

Back on Topic: As for Eagen......IT WAS ME!!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!

 

Ok I'm kidding. I was the Real Slim Shady.

[spiny norman 0]

It's apologise everywhere in the world that's not America. And it's gaol instead of jail too. So *you* are the ones who need to learn to spell correctly. Idioots.

[NYU 0]

It's apologise everywhere in the world that's not America. And it's gaol instead of jail too. So *you* are the ones who need to learn to spell correctly. Idioots.

Man oh man, do YOU feel stupid. I mean, you correcting other people on how to spell - and then YOU spell wrong too. Wow....the ironing is delicious.

[spiny norman 0]

My nipples explode in embarassment.

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

Being 2% Canadian I am offended by your racist comments about how my people talk.

 

OK I'm not Canadian.

 

Do they actually spell jail "gaol"?

[Lightning Flik 0]

Being 2% Canadian I am offended by your racist comments about how my people talk.

 

OK I'm not Canadian.

 

Do they actually spell jail "gaol"?

Firstly, I'm Canadian, and I was making fun of Barron and was hoping someone would catch on, but no one did. Sucks.

 

Anyways, secondly, we spell it jail. Not gaol.

[spiny norman 0]

They spell it jail in Canada too!? All hope is lost for the English language.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

They spell it "Goal" in canada.

 

Those hockey lovin' folk.

[Guest The Old Me]

My nipples explode in embarassment.

That sounds, uh...painful.

[iliketurtles 0]

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[Guest The Old Me]

I doubt he's Prince Paul. It was just kind of a joke....

 

 

or was it?

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

Eagen was only good for themes, but weren't those not even his to begin with? Or am I thinking of something else...

[iliketurtles 0]

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[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Well, there is the correct way (apologize) and the backasswards Canuck way (apologise).

Considering we still measure length by king's feet, and the "backasswards" way of spelling is probably used by every English-speaking country besides the US.