Avast ye Smart Marks!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I thought we banned unentertaining gimmick posters?

[Guest JudasSault]

not as long as I'm here you're not...

[EL BRUJ0 0]

I thought we banned unentertaining gimmick posters?

Yea, like that one fuck who kept sticking in his patented phrase of "I saved the board." into every thread.

 

You couldn't post anywhere without reading that once a day.

 

"Hey guys, I just had sex!"

"I saved the board."

 

"That match on SD last night was a five star classic"

"I saved the board."

 

"The new (insert band name) CD is killer"

"I saved the board."

 

"The war on Iraq is official!"

"I saved the board."

 

I'm glad the fucky isn't around to post anymore.

[razazteca 0]

We be in the Dark Waters now mateys.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Okay. that WAS funny.

[Guest The Old Me]

*I saved the board.*

[razazteca 0]

*I bring the content............make me MOD*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I am a god...make me a mod.

[razazteca 0]

I be the creator of Sigs......'Tis I who deserve a grand reward for my services.

[King Cucaracha 0]

I thought we banned unentertaining gimmick posters?

Hey...The Fonz is entertaining...

 

 

But yeah, you'll never kill the gimmick posters of the U.S. Not all of them...

[Guest The Old Me]

Unentertaining gimmick posters?? Do we have any of those??

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Unentertaining gimmick posters?? Do we have any of those??

Johnson...

[razazteca 0]

And he has more than one but Mr. J seems better than most.

[Guest The Old Me]

Unentertaining gimmick posters??  Do we have any of those??

Johnson...

You must mean the new and improved, Mistah J.

[razazteca 0]

I think Mistah J found out how to use spellcheck.

[Guest Just J]

^Yuo gys are to kinde.

[Anakin Flair 0]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. Pirate says "Gimme a drink, matey." Bartender says "Aren't you aware that there's a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?" Pirate says "I know, and it's driving me nuts!"

Man, I just heard that joke last night.

 

Wierd.

[razazteca 0]

^Yuo gys are to kinde.

Hey, I was not saying that Mr J is the greatest troll in TSM just better than the previous attempts of Johnson.

[Guest The Old Me]

Someone loves Johnson and bought him spellcheck.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

not as long as I'm here you're not...

Why should I not trust Cedric Bixler? Is it because he sings like the dude from Air Supply?

[Guest The Old Me]

not as long as I'm here you're not...

Why should I not trust Cedric Bixler? Is it because he sings like the dude from Air Supply?

That's what I've been wondering.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I really dislike Mars Volta, by the way. And At the Drive-in only had one good album, so fuck Cedric Bixler.

[Guest RollingSambos]

I thought we banned unentertaining gimmick posters?

 

Speak for yourself. The pirate is hilarious.