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Best suicide method

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Jump off a high place. It makes a spectacle, and it's gruesome.

 

This also depends on your motivations though. Is there a certain person that's making you consider offing yourself? If so, you should rig up a rube-goldberg type device to where if they take a certain action, like opening a door, a toaster will fall into the salty bathtub you're in.

 

It's not that hard to croak, really. Here's some more ideas:

 

Starve yourself. This way, everyone you don't like can see the manifestation of their ridicule when they look at your emaciated visage.

 

Drink deadly poison. Nothing sissy like sleeping pills, I'm talking some vile shit, like The Works, with a chaser of soldering Flux and Ammonia.

 

Stand in front of a Train.

 

If you never want to be found, affix yourself to something very heavy, and cast yourself into the sea.

 

Slit your wrists, throat, and femoral artery in a pen full of hungry swine.

 

Have a sympathetic friend decapitate you.

 

Strip yourself nude, wrap and tape a plastic bag around your head, and cuff your hands, ala that shitty movie with Kevin Spacey.

 

Start smoking.

 

Ain't life grand?

Edited by Agent of Oblivion

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Run in a gun store with a knife and steal a gun. If you get shot trying, hey...whats the big deal. If you make it out, you got a gun.

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I'll just say that wrists are for girls, if you're going to slit something... throat.

 

Jumping off something tall is good, but even better is hanging yourself at the same time, so you dangle over the masses. A bridge is ideal. Better yet, jump, hang, AND slit your throat. So then you're bleeding on everyone.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
Suicide by cop is popular, I hear. Go all GTA on people's asses.

 

Fuck that, that's chickenshit suicide.

 

There has to be a tangible reason to off oneself, might as well use that as motivation and inspiration.

 

Suicide is Self-expression, Mario.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

To expand on IDRM's dangling bleeder theory. Keeping the rope around one's neck while fiddling with a razor blade could be a tricky enterprise. I think the best way to go would be to tie the feet, bungee style, then simply slice the appropriate arteries and drop, dangling upside down would absolutely drench whatever is below, and he'd probably bleed out rather quickly.

 

It's how they slaughter cattle, the Kosher way.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

It's actually safer, too. The Kosher killing method changes the color of some organs that are often confused as meat and added in with the rest by mistake. For instance, I read about a case where cattle thyroids were being mistakenly put into hamburger because they were the same color as the surrounding tissue, as opposed to being a greyish white from the Kosher method. Not like eating a burger with a little thyroid is going to kill you, but still, it's nice to know what you're getting.

 

Besides, this method used in suicide would also ensure that he couldn't go back once he'd dropped, and someone would have to climb a ladder and get him down. There's the spectacle.

 

I think it's time to take a vote.

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Guest The Old Me
Starve yourself. This way, everyone you don't like can see the manifestation of their ridicule when they look at your emaciated visage.

Yeah, like fatboy's ever going to try THAT one.

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Guest Choken One

I like the Kosher method...

 

 

You could set yourself on Fire and Walk into a Chemical Plant...

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

I'd like to drown/crush my brain in Venus William's ass. See Ripper's sig.

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Guest The Old Me
Is it just me or do you think we'll see a transcript of this thread on some 20/20 special?

Whoa really? HI MOM!!

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
A 6hr "Best of Jim Duggan" tape.

Or Nikolai Volkoff.

 

Wait, he ruled, nevermind.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Self Immolation's always a good one. Do so in the street, though.

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Guest Dynamite Kido
A 6hr "Best of Jim Duggan" tape.

Or Nikolai Volkoff.

 

Wait, he ruled, nevermind.

Nikoli ruled? When? I want specific dates and reasons :huh:

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