Kurt Angle Is Becoming STONE COLD?

[Guest TripleHater]

Now I Dont Think The WRITERS Are Trying To BOOK ANGLE AS AUSTIN But Have You Noticed ANGLE Acting

Like AUSTIN Does?

 

June:

 

-Angle Returns And Goes To All The CORNERS And RAISE

His ARMS Like AUSTIN,Also He Said "GIMME A HEALL YEAH" Like Austin.

 

August:

 

-Angle Called VINCE A "STUPID SON OF A BITCH" During A Promo,Austin Always CALLED VINCE

That During The Attitude Era.

 

September:

 

-Angle Said VINCE I Think [iNSERT NUMBER OF ATTENDANCES] People Is Calling You A ASSHOLE!

 

-Also Remember The NIGHT AFTER KOTR 99?

When VINCE Was Gona AWARD Kane The WWE TITLE But AUSTIN Interfered.

Now Remember LAST WEEK When VINCE Was Gona

AWARD BROCK The Title ANGLE Interfered.

 

OCTOBER:

 

-Will ANGLE Act Like AUSTIN Again Tonight?

 

"BAW GOD SMARKS ANGLE IS BECOMING AUSTIN"

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Now I Dont Think The WRITERS Are Trying To BOOK ANGLE AS AUSTIN But Have You Noticed ANGLE Acting

Like AUSTIN Does?

 

June:

 

-Angle Returns And Goes To All The CORNERS And RAISE

His ARMS Like AUSTIN,Also He Said "GIMME A HEALL YEAH" Like Austin.

 

August:

 

-Angle Called VINCE A "STUPID SON OF A BITCH" During A Promo,Austin Always CALLED VINCE

That During The Attitude Era.

 

September:

 

-Angle Said VINCE I Think [iNSERT NUMBER OF ATTENDANCES] People Is Calling You A ASSHOLE!

 

-Also Remember The NIGHT AFTER KOTR 99?

When VINCE Was Gona AWARD Kane The WWE TITLE But AUSTIN Interfered.

Now Remember LAST WEEK When VINCE Was Gona

AWARD BROCK The Title ANGLE Interfered.

 

OCTOBER:

 

-Will ANGLE Act Like AUSTIN Again Tonight?

 

"BAW GOD SMARKS ANGLE IS BECOMING AUSTIN"

Holy shit, you just make my head explode.

 

And no, Kurt Angle isn't like Austin.

[BifEverchad 0]

Dude, you're reading WAY too much into some of those coincidences.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Austin was pretty good in his day, so I wouldn't consider that to be a bad thing.

 

Remember when Austin sprayed McMahon down with beer? Then remember when Angle hosed the Alliance down with milk? That was like Austin too!

[AndrewTS 0]

Angle's head got shaved too...

 

Hey, it wasn't mentioned yet.

[justsoyouknow 0]

And Austin got his IC title stolen and thrown off a bridge, while Angle got his medals stolen and thrown off a bridge...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I think everyone here is trying not to think about Kurt going from Vince ass kisser to authority hating badass in a year just so we don't collapse from the sheer irony of it all.

[BifEverchad 0]

OMG! Angle took on Benoit on RAW one time.....

 

 

......and so did Austin!!

 

[/sarcasm]

[Guest TripleHater]

Yep And Angle Became The KING OF THE RING His 1st Year In The WWE Like Austin.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Yep And Angle Became The KING OF THE RING His 1st Year In The WWE Like Austin.

Holy shit, the pieces are all falling together. I wonder if Vince had this planned all along. I bet its why Vince tried screwing Austin over last year, because he had Austin....a new and improved version of Austin (Angle) waiting in the wings!

 

Shit, their last names both start with A!

[Guest TripleHater]

Yep And Both Are Known For Having Good Matches With A Certian Individual.

 

ANGLE/W Beniot

AUSTIN/W Rock

 

Hmmm

[KTID 0]

Don't tell me that Y2Kurt guy is back again.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Yep And Angle Became The KING OF THE RING His 1st Year In The WWE Like Austin.

Holy shit, the pieces are all falling together. I wonder if Vince had this planned all along. I bet its why Vince tried screwing Austin over last year, because he had Austin....a new and improved version of Austin (Angle) waiting in the wings!

 

Shit, their last names both start with A!

Austin is a far better better performer then Angle. For example, Austin can cut a good face promo, and he was just as good as Angle in 2001. Better before the surgery.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Whoa. are people actually taking this seriously? Whoa.

[KTID 0]

Austin is much better than Angle, easily.

[BifEverchad 0]

Whoa. are people actually taking this seriously? Whoa.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I mean, I look at it this way, if you had the choice to build a promotion around either guy who would it be:

 

Austin in his prime or Angle right now?

 

I'd take Austin every time.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

BTW, what are the Extra Matches on the Austin What? DVD?

[Guest Stunt Granny]

No Way Out 2001: Austin vs. HHH

No Way Out 2002: Angle vs. HHH

 

Austin made his WWF debut against Matt Hardy.

Angle made his WWF debut against Meat.

Both opponents names start with the letter M.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

No Way Out 2001: Austin vs. HHH

No Way Out 2002: Angle vs. HHH

 

Austin made his WWF debut against Matt Hardy.

Angle made his WWF debut against Meat.

Both opponents names start with the letter M.

But he was wrestling as Sean Staisiak anyway.

[Guest TripleHater]

Both Wrestled A Guy@WRESTLEMANIA That Rhymes,BROCK AND ROCK

 

AUSTIN Wrestled ROCK@WM 15,17,19

Angle Wrestled BROCK@WM 19

[Guest Stunt Granny]

QUOTE (Stunt Granny @ Oct 2 2003, 04:40 PM)

No Way Out 2001: Austin vs. HHH

No Way Out 2002: Angle vs. HHH

 

Austin made his WWF debut against Matt Hardy.

Angle made his WWF debut against Meat.

Both opponents names start with the letter M. 

 

But he was wrestling as Sean Staisiak anyway.

 

Aw shucks.

[Guest TripleHater]

Both Played A Guitar During The INVASION Angle,Hmmmm

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

BTW, what are the Extra Matches on the Austin What? DVD?

Could someone answer this? I'm on my way to Best Buy in 15 mins.

[Guest TripleHater]

"I Use Google Before Asking Simple Questions" *HINT* *HINT*

[justsoyouknow 0]

This is the most entertaining thread ever.

 

Austin had neck surgery.

Angle had neck surgery.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

"I Use Google Before Asking Simple Questions" *HINT* *HINT*

Why don't you search "FUCK OFF AND DIE" on Google?

 

That wasn't a flame, it was a question.

[SamoaRowe 0]

LOL! This is the best thread of the week!

[Guest Redhawk]

Both have had people at ringside toss them beverages that have no reason being at ringside: Milk and beer.

 

Both are very good at blading.

 

Both have used two different finishing moves with similar-sounding names: Austin's stungun and stunner, Kurt's Angle slam and Anglelock.

 

Both have been heel and face World champions.

 

Both have had serious neck injuries.

[Guest TripleHater]

Yep Justsoyouknow, And Also Both Had Hair When They 1st Started Wrestling.