One & Only Popick asks for Phone Sex Advice

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I never really liked Popick.

Need not say more than that.

and i thought you liked me banky

 

i thought being a member of BankyWood meant something to you

 

::Sniff::

 

Is this what its like Banky, to be just a fad?

 

::wah::

[justsoyouknow 0]

If by "fad", you mean "overly cocky without any means of backing it up" and "constantly making references to your amazing skills as a dancer, whilst looking like Bill Gates"...

 

then, yes, that's what it feels like.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Firstly, if you couldn't read the lack of caring in that last statement, man I tried to make it evident.

 

And oh, I look like Bill Gates. Huh? The glasses? Really? Wow, you're pretty damn good at making me feel bad.

 

Get real. Aight. Now I can't remember the last time I said something about dancing, but I think normally I talk about it in context of women and such to peeps having a rough time meeting em. Hey, it worked for me.

 

Now, again...if you had been paying attention for the last few months, I've gotten much more cocky. It's called an "online personality" and one that isn't as vanilla as random insults and retorts. I'm glad you're riled up by it. Woohoo! I'm doing something right.

 

Now, cocky without being able to back it up? Please. Look, I know nothing about you, but you're obviously jealous. You're way too bitter to have anything of constructive life outside of this e-haven.

 

And yes, I am a damn good dancer. Now wander your ass out of my thread and let Banky flame me for asking about phone sex, like this thread was supposed to be about before you and your whiny ass decided to co-op MY thread.

[Guest The Old Me]

Phone sex blows jerky, get a hooker.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

That'd be great New Me, except a hooker costs money and my fiancee doesn't

 

=)

 

And since I'm broke, she's the better option

[Guest The Old Me]

Steal a credit card. You can swipe those through a hooker's snatch these days, can't you?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Popick dances? Like tap dances?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Popick dances? Like tap dances?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Popick dances? Like tap dances?

Hey, you do look like David Schwimmer.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Man, I can never keep in that kind of shape.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Man, I can never keep in that kind of shape.

Do you shove a sock in your crotch like that guy too?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

My balls are greatly swollen. It's a source of constant concern.

[Guest The Old Me]

My balls are greatly swollen. It's a source of constant concern.

I wouldn't worry.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Get real.  Aight.  Now I can't remember the last time I said something about dancing, but I think normally I talk about it in context of women and such to peeps having a rough time meeting em.  Hey, it worked for me.

 

...last time I saw your photo, you were white. Unless something's changed there, let's keep the conversation flowing like we're two caucasians, as it's MUCH easier to follow that way. I'm not your "dawg", I don't give a fuck about your "peeps", and never, ever say "aight" again. The only time someone should ever say that is in the phrase, "Once you go white, you never go back, aight?". And that's wonderful that you like to help little marshmallow chicks with meeting women. Oh, "people"? Well, if they're listening to you, they must be insanely desperate.

 

Now, again...if you had been paying attention for the last few months, I've gotten much more cocky.  It's called an "online personality" and one that isn't as vanilla as random insults and retorts.  I'm glad you're riled up by it.  Woohoo!  I'm doing something right.

 

That's nice. Except for the fact that I haven't liked you since I joined the board, which was June of 2002. That's more than "the last few months". Defining yourself by an "online personality" would also implicate that you have an "offline personality". And, judging by your website, that would be debatable. No, wait, band and dancing. Sorry...you have the personality of one of the designers from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". Maybe you can teach the board about culture one of these days. I've been wondering how exactly I'm supposed to match my belt with my shoes.

 

Now, cocky without being able to back it up? Please.  Look, I know nothing about you, but you're obviously jealous.  You're way too bitter to have anything of constructive life outside of this e-haven.

 

Rule # 4352 of Flaming: If you run out of ammunition, always accuse the other poster of having no life.

 

Running scared, "Big Poppa"?

 

Yes...I'm incredibly jealous. Hit the nail right on the head, there. I'm not going to bother telling you about my life, but I can assure you that it's much more productive than yours. Don't believe me? Your website speaks volumes. Check out the "to prospective employers" section. It's entirely blank. I'm jealous of nothingness? Get a fucking clue. Oh, wait, I don't know how to do the waltz or play an instrument, so I must be jealous of you.

 

And yes, I am a damn good dancer.

 

Hands who cares? No one? Oh...

 

Now wander your ass out of my thread and let Banky flame me for asking about phone sex, like this thread was supposed to be about before you and your whiny ass decided to co-op MY thread.

 

YOUR thread? That would mean that you started it...as far as I can tell, you're getting flamed for being too much of a nerd to know how to talk dirty to a woman. Maybe you could tell her about your processor. Try not to blow your load too soon, though. I know how you nerds get with your hardware.

 

In summation: You're white, most likely a closet homosexual, have issues with possessiveness, and you suck at life.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

...last time I saw your photo, you were white. Unless something's changed there, let's keep the conversation flowing like we're two caucasians, as it's MUCH easier to follow that way. I'm not your "dawg", I don't give a fuck about your "peeps", and never, ever say "aight" again. The only time someone should ever say that is in the phrase, "Once you go white, you never go back, aight?". And that's wonderful that you like to help little marshmallow chicks with meeting women. Oh, "people"? Well, if they're listening to you, they must be insanely desperate.

 

-And later on you say I'm out of ammunition when it comes to flaming. Yet the first thing you flame me on reply is for language. Now, that is when you know someone's got nothing of worth to say. You are right, I am white, but my language is my language. Deal with it. It's just as natural as "How you doin?" I also find it funny you flame me and the other posters here in one fell swoop. Wow. You've got a heart of gold.

 

That's nice. Except for the fact that I haven't liked you since I joined the board, which was June of 2002. That's more than "the last few months". Defining yourself by an "online personality" would also implicate that you have an "offline personality". And, judging by your website, that would be debatable. No, wait, band and dancing. Sorry...you have the personality of one of the designers from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". Maybe you can teach the board about culture one of these days. I've been wondering how exactly I'm supposed to match my belt with my shoes.

 

-Fine. I can accept someone not liking me. And oh, insulting my website. Gee, what's on my website. A resume that has code issues, a cover letter to employers, some research projects, and a diary I can't update. Actually I can't update that site at all, since the internet connection in the grad. labs doesn't allow ftp. Suckage. Wow.

 

-Oh yeah, matching a belt with shoes is very easy. First point would for them to be the same color and style. Glad I could help!

 

Rule # 4352 of Flaming: If you run out of ammunition, always accuse the other poster of having no life.

 

-Rule #4353 of Flaming: When something hits too close to home, refer to rule #4352

 

Running scared, "Big Poppa"?

 

-Hardly. I've been in Pittsburgh all weekend at lindy hop exchange. I had fun dancing, and oh yes, it was with girls. Gee. I'm soo gay.

 

Yes...I'm incredibly jealous. Hit the nail right on the head, there. I'm not going to bother telling you about my life, but I can assure you that it's much more productive than yours. Don't believe me? Your website speaks volumes. Check out the "to prospective employers" section. It's entirely blank. I'm jealous of nothingness? Get a fucking clue. Oh, wait, I don't know how to do the waltz or play an instrument, so I must be jealous of you.

 

-Gee. Insult someone about his webpage. See reasons above. Oh yeah. Also, I've never been in band nor do I play an "instrument" Thanks for assuming

 

Hands who cares? No one? Oh...

 

-Oh that was just a comment for you. Wanna dance?

 

YOUR thread? That would mean that you started it...as far as I can tell, you're getting flamed for being too much of a nerd to know how to talk dirty to a woman. Maybe you could tell her about your processor. Try not to blow your load too soon, though. I know how you nerds get with your hardware.

 

-Hey, why can't I have a thread on this? And you assume I don't know how to talk dirty to a woman. Please. Everyone who's seem a pg-13 flick or above knows. C'mon. Maybe you should've read into what a few others were saying. It's about how you don't bust out laughing while doing it.

 

-Oh yeah, call me a nerd. Wow. How'd you figure that out? Oh guess what, you're also posting on a wrestling message board! Pot meets kettle. And hey, they're both black!

 

In summation: You're white, most likely a closet homosexual, have issues with possessiveness, and you suck at life.

 

-In summation, you're highly bitter at life. You're right on 1/4, the white part. You'd do better to remove the foot in your mouth.

 

-C'mon insult the webpage one more time. Cmon...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

In summation: You're white, most likely a closet homosexual, have issues with possessiveness, and you suck at life.

 

-In summation, you're highly bitter at life. You're right on 1/4, the white part. You'd do better to remove the foot in your mouth.

Quite a few summations. This has made for great reading material, but as far as flaming? This is Bert and Erney material.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I prefered this thread when it was about Banky wanting me to fuck his ass...

[King Cucaracha 0]

I'm surprised the "High Priest Of The Temple Of Cock" hasn't made it into someone's sig/custom title yet.  I did a spittake on reading that one.

 

 

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

nice...

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Quite a few summations. This has made for great reading material, but as far as flaming? This is Bert and Erney material.

Bert and Ernie was triple anal penatration sex scenes compared to this lame Popick bullshit.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Hey fellas, I can only work with what material Ernie gives me...

[justsoyouknow 0]

Shut up, Bert.

[alfdogg 0]

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

So popick has a thing for pigeons and paper clips? Sounds about right.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Hey now!

 

Eww...

 

I can't make a witty remark to that

 

El Brujo, I acknowledge your ownership of this thread

[Guest TheGame2705]

Uh... Popick admitted to wanting people to get riled up. Now I have no problem with him and I know nothing will happen but

 

BAN PLZ?

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I can't be banned

 

I saved this board

[Guest TheGame2705]

*waits for Dr. Tom lament*