What do you say to the girl whose handbag

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I was like "Oh, hey."

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You shoulda said sorry....

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

She doesn't know it was me. No point in that.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I would like to point out now that I'm awfully proud of this thread's title and subject line, and the first post. There's no way this thread will live up to that.

 

Carry on.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

She doesn't know it was me. No point in that.

Oh I thought that was a given, well shit, you don't have to say anything....unfortunately, doe to the anit-climatic circumstances (her not knowing it was you) I don't think this deserved its own thread.

 

 

....fucking postwhores

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Boo Bradley just posted PENIS in LSD.

[Kinetic 0]

I think you did the right thing. And the fact that she didn't request a stool sample means she's probably gotten over it.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

PENIS?

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Boo Bradley just posted PENIS in LSD.

That's not bannable is it? *Runs to check Rule book before OMG BAN PLZ occurs*

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I think you did the right thing. And the fact that she didn't request a stool sample means she's probably gotten over it.

She's on Friendster, which I discovered just a couple of days ago (her being on Friendster, that is). That I saw her this evening--the first time in six years--is freaky, man.

[Kinetic 0]

Boo Bradley just posted PENIS in LSD.

Yeah, and I was really hoping to contribute something memorable to the "One and Only I'm Gay Thread."

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Boo Bradley just posted PENIS in LSD.

Yeah, and I was really hoping to contribute something memorable to the "One and Only I'm Gay Thread."

Once you start off a thread with cock, there's nowhere to go.

[MrRant 0]

Boo Bradley just posted PENIS in LSD.

Yeah, and I was really hoping to contribute something memorable to the "One and Only I'm Gay Thread."

Inc has two browsers open and is posting at the same time!

[Kinetic 0]

I think you did the right thing.  And the fact that she didn't request a stool sample means she's probably gotten over it.

She's on Friendster, which I discovered just a couple of days ago (her being on Friendster, that is). That I saw her this evening--the first time in six years--is freaky, man.

Everybody's on Friendster. I ate breakfast at IHOP the other day with three people who were as good as strangers to me and the only thing we could really bond over was our shared passion for the internet networking service in question. We've become fast Friendsters since.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Rant should at least shave my testicles since he's down there so often.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

What the shit is friendster

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I think you did the right thing.  And the fact that she didn't request a stool sample means she's probably gotten over it.

She's on Friendster, which I discovered just a couple of days ago (her being on Friendster, that is). That I saw her this evening--the first time in six years--is freaky, man.

Everybody's on Friendster. I ate breakfast at IHOP the other day with three people who were as good as strangers to me and the only thing we could really bond over was our shared passion for the internet networking service in question. We've become fast Friendsters since.

The intersecting of my online life and my real one disturbs me. That I only know ten or so of my many Friendsters is of great comfort to me.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

What the shit is friendster

Shut up.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

What the shit is friendster

Shut up.

Hey, don't be a cranky cuss, just tell me. I thought we were going to be drinking buddies. You want to be my buddy....right?

[Kinetic 0]

The intersecting of my online life and my real one disturbs me. That I only know ten or so of my many Friendsters is of great comfort to me.

With the exception of you and Flyboy, all of my Friendsters are people I know in real life. I think it's totally acceptable, in addition to just being hilarious how much more willing people are to talk shit when they're sitting in front of a computer screen.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

What the shit is friendster

Shut up.

Hey, don't be a cranky cuss, just tell me. I thought we were going to be drinking buddies. You want to be my buddy....right?

http://www.friendster.com

 

Don't ask me to explain it, as whenever I do, I feel like an idiot for being on something so stupid.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The intersecting of my online life and my real one disturbs me. That I only know ten or so of my many Friendsters is of great comfort to me.

With the exception of you and Flyboy, all of my Friendsters are people I know in real life. I think it's totally acceptable, in addition to just being hilarious how much more willing people are to talk shit when they're sitting in front of a computer screen.

Someone was looking at my account and asked me who that Adam person was. I couldn't bother with the truth, so I said I didn't know. That seemed to work.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

What the shit is friendster

Shut up.

Hey, don't be a cranky cuss, just tell me. I thought we were going to be drinking buddies. You want to be my buddy....right?

http://www.friendster.com

 

Don't ask me to explain it, as whenever I do, I feel like an idiot for being on something so stupid.

You date on the internet? Man, I thought you were cool.

[MrRant 0]

What happened to walking up to a woman that catches your fancy and using your skills as smooth motherfucker to get yourself in the shit?

 

You need to have "Friendsters" to get your hookup?

 

I can just imagine the "Friendsters" annual convention. A bunch of yuppies with "Hi My Real Name is Danny but my Friendster Name is Kinetic"

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

You date on the internet?

Not quite.

[Kinetic 0]

I usually go through the painstaking process of explaining to people who I assume like and respect me that I met you guys on a wrestling message board, where I was actually something of a major player at one point. It's best to phrase it just like that.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

What happened to walking up to a woman that catches your fancy and using your skills as smooth motherfucker to get yourself in the shit?

 

You need to have "Friendsters" to get your hookup?

All it does is entice coke whores to have sex with you.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

What happened to walking up to a woman that catches your fancy and using your skills as smooth motherfucker to get yourself in the shit?

 

You need to have "Friendsters" to get your hookup?

You hide behind a computer creen when you don't got no game (ie. personality of mud).

 

Me? I'm the illest ma'fucker in Saskatchewan, I don't need that shit.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

What happened to walking up to a woman that catches your fancy and using your skills as smooth motherfucker to get yourself in the shit?

 

You need to have "Friendsters" to get your hookup?

All it does is entice coke whores to have sex with you.

mmmmm, coke whores, I haven't had one of those in eons.....

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I usually go through the painstaking process of explaining to people who I assume like and respect me that I met you guys on a wrestling message board, where I was actually something of a major player at one point. It's best to phrase it just like that.

Maybe I should just fess up for my fondness for adolescent black boys.

 

And I'd like to point out that Banky and Rant still don't get it, but I shan't bother explaining, as the truth is just as stupid as the shit they're saying.