PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Fear not, he can still make the sign... Similar thing happened to a friend of mine, except with a door. The nurse said it's a good job she was shitfaced at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dammit! He should've rolled a 20 and collected "Garden Protection #4." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 I think that someone should give Badass_Blaine for making that page that much more entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
converge241 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 oh man he could have ended up like one of Spinal Tap's drummers (death by freak gardening accident) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 4, 2003 Dio and Yngwie Malmsteen should fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 Ronnie Dio, who can still sing better than many current metal "singers" 1/3 his age Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 Ronnie Dio, who can still sing better than many current metal "singers" 1/3 his age Such as? I'd say Ripper (ex-Judas Priest, Iced Earth) and Matt Barlow (ex-Iced Earth) own Ronnie's annoying ball-less voice in every which way. And let's not forget that Burton C. Belle has quite a great SINGING voice, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 Ronnie Dio, who can still sing better than many current metal "singers" 1/3 his age Such as? I'd say Ripper (ex-Judas Priest, Iced Earth) and Matt Barlow (ex-Iced Earth) own Ronnie's annoying ball-less voice in every which way. And let's not forget that Burton C. Belle has quite a great SINGING voice, too. All great young singers you mentioned there. I was referring to the likes of who the mainstream presents as "metal singers", e.g. Jon Davis, Corey Taylor and He-with-the-Backwards-Cap-who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. Although I should note do like Dave Dremaine, but he seems an exception rather than a rule Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 See, you said METAL, so I assumed you meant METAL, not HARD ROCK. As for mainstream "nu-metal" singers, Corey Taylor and David Dramain are very good (even if Taylor's bands are incredibly awful), and Serj Tankian has this voice that is just fitting (bad singer, but his voice is cool). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 See, you said METAL, so I assumed you meant METAL, not HARD ROCK. As for mainstream "nu-metal" singers, Corey Taylor and David Dramain are very good (even if Taylor's bands are incredibly awful), and Serj Tankian has this voice that is just fitting (bad singer, but his voice is cool). Oh, well, again, I'm running with what the mainstream puts forth as metal ("nu-metal"), regardless of what the IMC considers it Although I am by no means a nu-metal fan (save for only the occasional song here and there), hard rock hardly seems a fitting moniker either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2003 I would have bet money on this not starting a discussion. Oh, saturn, will you ever learn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2003 **sniffles** Nobody got my D&D joke... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 6, 2003 He probably didn't have his dice. For what it's worth, it would've been a reflex save, you fag. *adjusts hypothetical glasses* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
