razazteca Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 My creator once had plans for me, but, alas... This is a new low. Factory Worker? How is this funny, clever, or witty in the least? Its beyond me. seconded. Maybe he's a pinko commie, marxist, socialist, or am I giving him to much credit? Power to the Working Class? Now, Kalrl Marx. That would be a gimmick. Get him arguing with Freud. Hell, someone do a Charles Darwin gimmick and make it a 3-way dance. We've already had two communists come to the smart marks and defend the proletariat. Anyone remember? I seem to remember USSR leaders but its a little iffy.
EL BRUJ0 Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 What kind of ghey name is Zoofus, anyway? The other dinos must throw magma rocks at your ass on the Paleolithic Playground.
Guest Zoofus_The_Dinosaur Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 YOU WANT TO DISS MY NAME, NO, YOU DO NOT DISS THE NAME OF ZOOFUS. I'M FED UP BY THIS. YOU'VE CREATED AN EVEN BIGGER DINOSAUR PROBLEM NOW. I KILLED DAMES, I KILLED KORROSIVE, AND GUESS WHO IS NEXT. I'M GONNA EAT YOU ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I'M GONNA EAT YOU ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I''MN GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I'M GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE. IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Guest Zoofus_The_Dinosaur Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OKAY. WHEN I WAS A VERY YOUNG DINOSAUR, AT THE AGE OF 83, I WAS RAPED BY MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER. SHE HAS SAGGY SCALES. IT WAS SO DISGUSTING. DON'T YOU SEE WHY I AM SO ANGRY. NOBODY GAVE ME A CHANCE IN LIFE. NOBODY LET ME FIT IN. EATING THE FLESH OF DAMES AND KORROSIVE, IT MADE OTHER PEOPLE UNDERSTAND AND FEEL MY PAIN. NOW I'M GOING TO BE LIKE WINZIP AND EXTRACT THE FLESH OF OTHERS. I'M GOING TO PLAY MINDGAMES. YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE AVI FILE WITHOUT THE CODEC. YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE BURNT CD WITHOUT A PLAYER. YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE IPCONFIG WITHOUT THE MODEM. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE ONE THING MISSING. AND THAT THING IS...YOU'RE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
razazteca Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE ONE THING MISSING. AND THAT THING IS...YOU'RE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. TSM idea of fun is staying in Friday nights.
Guest El Satanico Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Fire breathing LSD using dinosaurs were always my favorites.
Anakin Flair Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 It was a JOKE, junior. Maybe I should have explained it in small words for you, but I thought it was implied. My mistake. I realized that it was intended to be a joke. It just happen to be one that's been beaten to the ground more times than your crack fiend mother by whatever abusive pimp she happens to be servicing at the time. Now kindly piss off or please respond with the all powerfully witty retort that only a smilie can provide. Like that? I don't need to respond with anything witty, or clever, or cute. I don't need to respond to you at all. I mean, I could yell at you, bully you, threaten you and the like. But what it all boils down to is this: we are on a message board, and in all likely hood, I'll never meet you. Which in your case is a good thing, because I'd bash your motehrfucking brains in with my baseball bat for insulting my mother.
Guest The Upright Man Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 That's what you look like.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Gimmick Posters are cool.
justsoyouknow Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Lil Naitch's tough-guy status = revoked Upright Man cracks me up.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 How come when I pointed that out here, nobody went and checked that out? I had to bump that shit myself.
Guest The Upright Man Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 Because I pointed it out first.
Guest TheLukester Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 Lil Naitch looks like a polite and well-groomed young man. A bird watcher, perhaps?
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 Because I pointed it out first. I pointed it out first, but I did it out of the blue. You put it up when he bragged about bashing a guy's brains in with a baseball bat like a fucking idiot, trying to look like a tough guy. I admit defeat.
Guest The Upright Man Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 You have no idea how much I want full credit for this.
Anakin Flair Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 That's what you look like. Actually, my hair is a bit lighter now, soon to be blonde for Halloween. And that picture was taken about 2 years ago at my ex-girlfriends howus when I let her make me over (the clothes, you sick freaks) And seriously, THAT's the best reply you could come up with? Find my pic on the internet? Where I posted it so anybody who wanted to look at it could? And that's supposed to hurt me? Seriously man, if your going to try and insult me, at least TRY. So, where's YOUR pic? Unless you're to scared to show yourself.
Kinetic Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 No, I thought he did a pretty good job. You made some ridiculous threats of violence, he posted a picture of you looking like serious NAMBLA bait...check and mate, my friend.
Guest The Upright Man Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 Seriously man, if your going to try and insult me, at least TRY. Okay. That's what you look like.
Anakin Flair Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 So, you're not going to even try, are you? Truth be told, I really don't care what I look like anymore. It's a none issue. If people don't like the way I look, well, then that's their opinion. BTW, I still don't see a picture of you here.
Anakin Flair Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 No, I thought he did a pretty good job. You made some ridiculous threats of violence, he posted a picture of you looking like serious NAMBLA bait...check and mate, my friend. I get very upset when people insult my mother. Is that a bit childish? Probably. Hell, I fight with her all of the time. But I don't stand around when somebody insults her to get to me. Never have, never will. Was the threatened violence childish? Yeah. Do I look really dorky in the pic, sure. Never mind the fact that the pic was taken about 2 years ago now. and incidently, I was just told by a friend at work, who is hot and hapopens to be a cheerleader, that it is a good pic. So therefore, I don't really care what you all think anymore.
Kinetic Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 My main point of contention with you is not so much the threatened violence or the dorky picture, but the fact that your mother is a whore.
Anakin Flair Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 My main point of contention with you is not so much the threatened violence or the dorky picture, but the fact that your mother is a whore. Nice try, Kin. Here I go and try to explain why I said what I said, and you go and make that crack. I could come up with some remark about how I'll kill you or something, but quite frankly, it's not worth my effort. YOUR not worth my effort. This is a fucking message board, and sometimes I forget that not everybody here are adults. I just have to lear to co-exist with children like you. 'Tis my cross to bear.. Which is kinda funny, with me being Jewish and all...
Anakin Flair Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 Don't call me Kin, Marcy. Marcy? this is the extent of the wit here? Insulting me by calling me MArcy and posting a 2 year old pic?
Kinetic Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 This is a fucking message board and you're not worth the effort, Marcy.
razazteca Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 Damn Naitch you could at least call Kinetic Bud.
Anakin Flair Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 Funny, that's what I said earlier Kinny. And then you inulted my mother. Then I pointed out a couple of logical counter arguments,and then you started to call me Marcy, of all things. You can do better than that! Come on, baby! Show me what you got!
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