Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Very good, chave. You may have one. *wipes away crumbs* Because the way I figure, noah would have had to have a lot of sons to account for the various races we have on the planet today...also, when they ran aground up there, was the global landmass still technically pangea, so his sons could actually spread about, or did they all kind of go a few miles out into Southeastern europe, the middle east, and the subcontinent? One brother apparently made it all the way to america but was forgotten about by the other brothers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Very good, chave. You may have one. *wipes away crumbs* Because the way I figure, noah would have had to have a lot of sons to account for the various races we have on the planet today...also, when they ran aground up there, was the global landmass still technically pangea, so his sons could actually spread about, or did they all kind of go a few miles out into Southeastern europe, the middle east, and the subcontinent? Geologically, the continents splt before man evolved, but they were still able to be reached. That's why each continent had endiginous tribes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 So America fucking with Iraq is completely out of the question? Heh. I so saw that one coming. <perches on Agent's head, blindfolds him with her calves, and then steals a cupcake> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Ok, so his three sons, Ham, Shem, and Japheth all went out into the world, creating all the myriad colors and races we see in the world today..is that what you're describing? Also, how would this be possible considering all three came from the same genetic stock? Did god make one kid pop out looking asian, while Ham was a white kid, and the other black? Or was one of them actually part asian, part indian? Or was Mrs. Ark foolin' around on Noah, being kinda racially cool and all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 And there were supposedly 12 tribes(according to the Bible) in those days. Mary and Joseph were from two different people. OMG~! JESUS'S PARENTS WERE DIRTY RACE MIXERS!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I was waiting for that. <perches on Agent's head, blindfolds him with her calves, and then steals a cupcake> You crafty lesbians... Also, Dutch made me laugh twice in the space of 20 seconds. OMGWTF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I was waiting for that. I can get a nice ZING~! in there now and then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 So America fucking with Iraq is completely out of the question? Heh. I so saw that one coming. <perches on Agent's head, blindfolds him with her calves, and then steals a cupcake> Shit, I got cupcakes too if that is the method you are going about to get them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Shit, I got cupcakes too if that is the method you are going about to get them. I wish straight women did that to get cupcakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Shit, I got cupcakes too if that is the method you are going about to get them. You're a Negro, remember? Our people don't mix. I could be struck down by God if I touched you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Ok, so his three sons, Ham, Shem, and Japheth all went out into the world, creating all the myriad colors and races we see in the world today..is that what you're describing? Also, how would this be possible considering all three came from the same genetic stock? Did god make one kid pop out looking asian, while Ham was a white kid, and the other black? Or was one of them actually part asian, part indian? Or was Mrs. Ark foolin' around on Noah, being kinda racially cool and all... The arguement is that they became different due to their environment. Africans became darker because their skin was tanned more etc. However, this doesn't explain how it's wrong for races to mix. In fact, it's less wrong using this theory than biological evolutionary theory... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Shit, I got cupcakes too if that is the method you are going about to get them. You're a Negro, remember? Our people don't mix. I could be struck down by God if I touched you! *shakes fist at heavens* Damn you God and your rules that you never actually stated or even alluded to but we must follow because stupid people say so!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Then why do asian folks have eyes like they've got? That's not something that can be explained by a permanent tan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I was going to grab the one with the white frosting but I didn't want to get smitted-the-fuck-down by our Segregationist God. Hey, what IS the past tense of smite anyway? Is it smited, smitted or smitten? I'm hoping smitten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Smote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 *shakes fist at heavens* Damn you God and your rules that you never actually stated or even alluded to but we must follow because stupid people say so!!!!! Hmm, is touching a devil-worshipping, drug-smoking, heavy metal freak much better? I wonder if St Augustine ever addressed this question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 That's TWO times I've fucked your grammar like a bitch today, dutch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest VictorZ Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Then why do asian folks have eyes like they've got? That's not something that can be explained by a permanent tan. And the permanent tan thing doesn't make much perfect sense either as there were tribes of "black" people indigenous to areas far north of the equator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I don't worship the devil. Well, not in terms of paying homage to a supernatural lord of the underworld sort of way, anyhow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? Why isn't it. What the fuck kind of question it that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 That's TWO times I've fucked your grammar like a bitch today, dutch. You didn't capitalize "Dutch". Bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? Because it's fun to fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest VictorZ Report post Posted October 23, 2003 One that deserves an answer. You are saying it's ok to mix races and I am saying it's not. I have stated my reasons for my opinion, now I would like you to back your argument up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? This guy seems to have real life and Dr. Mario desperately confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? Because it produces women who look like Halle Berry. Next question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Marney wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Then why do asian folks have eyes like they've got? That's not something that can be explained by a permanent tan. And the permanent tan thing doesn't make much perfect sense either as there were tribes of "black" people indigenous to areas far north of the equator. Genetically that's probably because they moved north from hotter regions. As for the typical Asian eye: I don't know, but by God I'm gonna find out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Well then throw the Bible out of the window and tell me, why is it ok to mix races? This guy seems to have real life and Dr. Mario desperately confused. BEST. POST. EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I've never really thought about it before..but that's kind of a 'strange' evolutionary trait, isn't it? I mean, what function did that serve? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
