Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 <tries to avoid patting self on back for POTY nomination> <...pat> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Best thread of the month. *Pats self on back for starting it.* Doesn't take away from the rest of the crap you post (Anti-Hippie and wife-beating comments aside)... Excuse me for giving you tips on how to train your wench. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 How about shots? Sure Panty shots... Hooter shots... Maybe flu shots later... What about blowjobs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I'll take a shot of goldschlager, please. Odd... I figure you to be a Thunderbird man. Pedophiles don't drink that... They drink YOUNG BOY CUM~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 How about shots? Sure Panty shots... Hooter shots... Maybe flu shots later... What about blowjobs? Well, it's not really a shot... save for maybe a cum shot... But I ain't gonna be picky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I'll take a shot of goldschlager, please. Odd... I figure you to be a Thunderbird man. Pedophiles don't drink that... They drink YOUNG BOY CUM~! I'm laughing hysterically right now. And I'll take a blowjob... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I'll take a shot of goldschlager, please. Odd... I figure you to be a Thunderbird man. Pedophiles don't drink that... They drink YOUNG BOY CUM~! I'm laughing hysterically right now. Is that the evil pedophile "I just dipped my stick in sweet boy ass and then carved up the body and hid it in my basement in a oil drum" hysterical laugh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 How about shots? Sure Panty shots... Hooter shots... Maybe flu shots later... What about blowjobs? Well, it's not really a shot... save for maybe a cum shot... But I ain't gonna be picky A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I'll take a shot of goldschlager, please. Odd... I figure you to be a Thunderbird man. Pedophiles don't drink that... They drink YOUNG BOY CUM~! I'm laughing hysterically right now. Is that the evil pedophile "I just dipped my stick in sweet boy ass and then carved up the body and hid it in my basement in a oil drum" hysterical laugh? You think too much like me.....I'd be scared if I were you, Rant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 How about shots? Sure Panty shots... Hooter shots... Maybe flu shots later... What about blowjobs? Well, it's not really a shot... save for maybe a cum shot... But I ain't gonna be picky A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur OMG SWERVE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 You didn't actually think you'd get that lucky, did you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 23, 2003 *always lucky* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I am too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 *always lucky* You're Tony? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 24, 2003 If that's what you'd like to call me chave.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 You didn't actually think you'd get that lucky, did you? If you're gonna swerve me from sex with liquor, at least make it good liquor Coffee liquor <shudder> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 If that's what you'd like to call me chave.... I don't, but this guy does... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 You didn't actually think you'd get that lucky, did you? If you're gonna swerve me from sex with liquor, at least make it good liquor Coffee liquor <shudder> Well you should have known I wasn't talking about sex....I'm not a bad girl....although sometimes I like to be spanked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 You didn't actually think you'd get that lucky, did you? If you're gonna swerve me from sex with liquor, at least make it good liquor Coffee liquor <shudder> Well you should have known I wasn't talking about sex....I'm not a bad girl....although sometimes I like to be spanked Yeah, well, umm... Texas still sucks. It's like New York City, but with funny hats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Cat got your tongue Angel? I do agree with Texas sucking though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Cat got your tongue Angel? No, not at all, now if you'll excuse me <grabs random bottle from her liquor cabinet and chugs it down like John Belushi in Animal House> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted October 24, 2003 A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. Sure are a lot of girls from Texas here Okay, two girls... but that's almost 20% of the female population here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted October 24, 2003 A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. Sure are a lot of girls from Texas here Okay, two girls... but that's almost 20% of the female population here Oh, speaking of which, in response to something someone said earlier, I don't think Texas sucks. I love living in Texas, even if it is 90 degrees at the end of October right now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. How does a girl order a blowjob? Doesn't that get you an odd look? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted October 24, 2003 A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. How does a girl order a blowjob? Doesn't that get you an odd look? Actually, if there are a lot of guys around, they tend to perk up, since a blowjob shot has to be taken using only the mouth--no hands. And if you're really a tradionalist (or an exhibitionist), the girl is supposed to pick the shot up from between a guy's legs. The first time I ever did one in a bar, I was literally the only female around, so I had like 15 guys watching me take this shot...that really wasn't fun, actually. They taste good, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. How does a girl order a blowjob? Doesn't that get you an odd look? Actually, if there are a lot of guys around, they tend to perk up, since a blowjob shot has to be taken using only the mouth--no hands. And if you're really a tradionalist (or an exhibitionist), the girl is supposed to pick the shot up from between a guy's legs. The first time I ever did one in a bar, I was literally the only female around, so I had like 15 guys watching me take this shot...that really wasn't fun, actually. They taste good, though. <insert "spit or swallow" joke here> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted October 24, 2003 A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. How does a girl order a blowjob? Doesn't that get you an odd look? Actually, if there are a lot of guys around, they tend to perk up, since a blowjob shot has to be taken using only the mouth--no hands. And if you're really a tradionalist (or an exhibitionist), the girl is supposed to pick the shot up from between a guy's legs. The first time I ever did one in a bar, I was literally the only female around, so I had like 15 guys watching me take this shot...that really wasn't fun, actually. They taste good, though. <insert "spit or swallow" joke here> It's hard to do shots when someone's actually making those jokes right beside you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 You ask for a blowjob and the guys around you perk up and all ask for one too (although they want the sexual way) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 24, 2003 *marks for blowjobs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
