Guest croweater Report post Posted October 9, 2003 WOOHOO My parents are going away to CANADA (yellowknife more specifically) for.............. 5 whole months..... and I have my house all to myself. therefore I declare the one and only 5 MONTH PARTY! It shall begin on November 11 and come to a end sometime in March. To add to the coolness of the situation I'm on holidays the whole time. There will be booze, sex, drugs, llamas, and a really hot goat called kevin (if you're into that kinda thing) all of course will be provided by the fund my parents selflessly shell money into while they're away. SO WHO'S COMING? (I need numbers to pre-order the hookers) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 If they're leaving for five months, I think it's safe to say they're not coming back. Sell the house, buy only coke with the money, and dive off something tall into the mountain of white gold. You can't go wrong there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 If I go South for 12000km, I'll end up in France. No party is worth that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Can I come? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 9, 2003 If I go south, I'll end up in Mexico, and [edited heavily so as not to piss off the Dames] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 WTF why do people willing going North in the winter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted October 11, 2003 They're going to work for the dimond mining company up there. Oh, and more specifically, you're meant to do down to Australia, not just south. .......... The last team to arrive at my place will be eliminated from the party. If you happen to find yourself in mexico you've made a wrong turn. If you happen to find yourself in France ...... I'm very very sorry. You're invited New Me, but you have to make sure you wear clothes this time. I'm thinking of making it a costume party...... for 5 months. I'm going as a tampon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2003 If I go 12000 km south I end up in the Antarctic and then I begin going north again, I do think. So where in Australia, croweater? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted October 11, 2003 Hobart, Tasmania. It's a capital city (LOL) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2003 They're going to work for the dimond mining company up there. That's what they say -- they probably just hate you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted October 12, 2003 I don't care if I get to keep the house. **wonders why there's a for sale sign on the front lawn** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Will Yahoo Serious be there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted October 12, 2003 What a cooky guy. With his silly hair and general allround funnyness. He's invited, but with all his movie obligations at the moment I wouldn't be surprised if he couldn't come. Expect him to e nominated for a few Oscars next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 So I guess this means that you and your "friend" can have more liasions and no one would ever know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Carrot Top, Yahoo Serious, need to do make 3 Amigos Down Under. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted October 14, 2003 So I guess this means that you and your "friend" can have more liasions and no one would ever know. no one "knows" as it is. Unfortunately my father got the wrong papers and stuff for going to Canada.......... and at the moment he's stuck in LA (**note, this may be the next Home alone movie) until something can be done. Because of this the Party is on hold until further notice I've allready postponed the hookers, strippers, kevin the goat and the White Stripes. All you'll all need to do is hold your flights over here until further notice. This sucks even harder as my "friend" was going to move in while my parents were away. What makes it worse is that my brother has moved back into home indeffinately due to altercations with his house mates (he got drunk and called them fat crack whores). Everything is going pear shaped. sigh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2003 Well no sucky sucky for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
