Anakin Flair 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 this is from Dumb Criminal Acts http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/acts.php?c...tegory=1&page=3 Spelling Errors and Wrong Notes San Francisco, CA A man walked into the downtown Bank of America and on the back of a deposit slip wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, the man began to worry that someone may have seen him write the note and might call the police before he could reach the teller. So, the criminal left the Bank of America and walked across to the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting in line for several minutes there, he handed his note to a teller. After reading it, the teller determined that this robber was perhaps a few sandwiches short of a picnic. She told him that because his note was written on a Bank of America deposit slip, she could not honor his demand. He would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo withdrawal slip or go back to the Bank of America. Feeling defeated, the man said he understood and left. The Wells Fargo teller promptly called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes later--still waiting in line at the Bank of America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Wow. That's bad. Just tell one of these intellectual heavyweights that if they stick up the ATM outside instead of the inside of a bank they can skip the service charge. They go outside and stick up the ATM and BAM -- po-po's everywhere... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Only twoo words can describe that criminal, Dumb Fuck. What is the world comming to when there are no decent criminals, seriously, that guy should be locked up for a long time du to utter stupidity(sp?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2003 "If criminals weren't so dumb, our jails wouldn't be full of them." - Quote from ADC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perfxion 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2003 Reminds me of the guy who tried to rob a 7-11 once and pulled out a gun with a cop outside the building. He saw a bag of chips he wanted and place the gun down. Then when he noticed his stupid act, the teller took the gun and pulled it on him. The guy tired to leave, but wore those LA light sneakers that blinked when he walked, so they just had to follow him by his lights. Cop cought him 3 blocks down the road when he went into a dark ally with red lights when he moved his feet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 It's like the Woody Allen movie Take the Money and Run, where he mispelled "gun" on the note as "gub" and everyone was arguing whether it was a "d" or a "g" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
