kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2003 Wasn't sure where to put these, so I figured I'd get yelled at by DrTom less for a misplaced thread in Movies/DVD/TV than in CE. Perhaps his run for guv was just a ploy to get a radio gig?... Gary Coleman to be political analyst on comedy radio network Source. Former childhood actor Gary Coleman didn't win California's recall election, but he'll still get a political platform on the new Hollywood-based All Comedy Radio network. Coleman, 35, has been tapped to become the network's political analyst and said his experience as a candidate will come in handy in this new assignment. He finished eighth out of 135 candidates vying to replace Gov. Gray Davis in last week's election, losing to fellow actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Among the topics Coleman will tackle will be the 2004 presidential election. "We're delighted to have a commentator with such keen insight and experience as Mr. Coleman," said All Comedy Radio co-founder and chief executive officer Michael O'Shea. "The way we look at it Gary was 'Arnold' before Arnold was cool," he said in a statement. Coleman's character on "Diff'rent Strokes" was named Arnold. The All Comedy Radio network has been on the air for about a month and has more than a dozen affiliates nationwide. Coleman begins his on-air political commentaries Friday, <<<And while we're on the subject of Gary:>>>Source. Gary Coleman is in for a shock the next time he surfs the internet - his domain name is still being linked to an anti-abortion site. The Diff'rent Strokes star thought he'd legally shut down www.garycoleman.com after learning it was linked to an antiabortion site, but it's still running. He says, "I believe in women's rights period, end of story, there is no argument. "I was absolutely incensed. We shut that madness down and my name was no longer linked to an anti-abortion site." Coleman and his legal team are now investigating the ongoing use of his domain name. <<<And finally, because I'm bored:>>> Source. From the October 8 Late Show with David Letterman, as read by Gary Coleman via satellite, the ''Top Ten Ways California Would Be Different If I, Gary Coleman, Had Been Elected Governor'' - Late Show Web page: www.cbs.com 10. ''Pretty much the same as Schwarzenegger, but less body oil'' 9. ''Three words: Lieutenant Governor Urkel'' 8. ''Thanks to my innocent charm, I'd get away with 60% more groping'' 7. ''I guess I'd have to quit my job as a security guard'' 6. ''You may not agree with me, but at least you could understand me'' 5. ''Inaugural address would have a laugh track'' 4. ''Television viewers wouldn't know if they were watching C-Span or Nick at Nite'' 3. ''Wouldn't have to worry about me having to take time off to do movies'' 2. ''I would form a task force to find out exactly what Willis was talking about'' 1. ''Unlike Schwarzenegger, I would admit I'm not qualified'' Wonder who that chick is that is with Gary in the pic?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted October 15, 2003 #2 is gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2003 Dammit! I would've killed for Lieutenant Governor Urkel. Seattle needs this radio station. Badly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2003 Even though you knew he didn't stand any kind of chance. The little shit did the right thing by running. People are at least talking about him now. Even though he's a complete hack and joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
