Who do you hate and Why?!

[Damaramu 0]

YOU TOOK TO LONG! GUESS WHAT'S IN THE NEEDLE!??? NOTHING! AHAHAHA!

Don't worry numb-nuts...I won't hurt you.

*pushes frozenblockofpiss away*

Now run along and play Jr. before I am forced to get out the drugs.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I think you should stop masterbating with tabasco sauce and air plane glue.

[dutchse.cx 0]

"I'm hot, sticky, sweet ... from my hands to my feet."

 

Wait...

 

EW.

[Damaramu 0]

I think you should stop masterbating with tabasco sauce and air plane glue.

Man...didn't you read the other post!? I do it with Holy water while smoking pot and reading the satanic bible. Oh and I watch the 7 Club as jackoff material.

Oh yeah.....and.......I don't need to now that I've got my sex slave Stardust! She knows if she ever tries to leave me that I'll send her down to sleep with Max. And if she ever calls the authorities on me...well....no jail can hold me!

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Oh and I watch the 7 Club as jackoff material.

 

I see we have something in common...

[Damaramu 0]

Oh and I watch the 7 Club as jackoff material.

 

I see we have something in common...

Well then....grab a beer brother and sit down! STARDUST! GET US SOME SNACKS!

Women...the only thing they understand is a belt buckle to the face.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Yeesh. Chill a bit. Getting creepy.

[the max 0]

 

So...I'm...killed?

[Guest stardust]

Unfortunately, yes.

[the max 0]

Oh man.

 

I guess that nefarious okie certainly offed me. By golly. How am I typing now. The pain. The pain.

[Guest stardust]

I know, hon, it must be tough. Damned okies...

[Guest TheGame2705]

This thread went from bad to funny to strange. I think Damaramu just went crazy over me wanting his bod.

[Slayer 0]

Pedophile.

Unless you're under 13 (which, according to your bio, you're not), I don't think this word warrants being thrown out

Psst. It was a joke. I'm pretty sure TMD knew that.

Oh, well in that case...

 

My ex-g/f once called me a pedophile. I said "What the hell do you know? You're in the 6th grade."

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Woohoo! Nobody hates me!

 

Anybody on the board who likes Brock Lesnar 

 

Nevermind...

[Guest TheGame2705]

Woohoo! Nobody hates me!

 

Anybody on the board who likes Brock Lesnar 

 

Nevermind...

I think there's more than that.

[Damaramu 0]

Oh Max...you survived!? Or are you undead? No matter...I've killed you once and I can kill you again! See now.....I've dealt with the supernatural and won! Hell I even killed God! Yes THE God! You don't remember? The good times when we were young in the jungles of Peru? Yes I know you remember Max...when we stumbled about the Temple.....yes I remember well. You didn't want to go in but I insisted that we did! Inside i found the scrolls...the ones that showed me where to find God. Yes....it was grand was it not? We were just two stupid adventurers who stumbled about the secret to being the most powerful beings to ever exist. But.....I was greedy. I didn't want you to know! I left you for dead in that cave...but somehow you survived. And then I stumbled upon it. Yes in India I found it...the fountain of youth. I used it to make myself immortal....HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID? You must've found it to. Yes the temple told where to find it...in your last breath you must've wished for god to give you the strength to make it to the fountain and defeat me! Well unfortunately he won't answer anymore miracles because I killed him! You're efforts were in vain! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

<------------This thread needs more COCKSTRIDER~!

[Damaramu 0]

I feel much better now that the cockstrider is here.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Zack-  He banned me

The New Me-  His fat jokes suck

Dames-  Well he's Dames

Chevy-  He reminds me of that jackass Banky

When did I ban you? And if someone DID ban you, why make mention of it if you want to stay on the board?

He was CWMIII, but that was before you had power, I think...

Zack banned me from the OAOAST, but hasn't enforced the rule. The Mystery eskimo has let me back in, but the only reason why I havent made any appearances is, because I don't have anything to write at the moment.

 

I was CWM III?!?

[Damaramu 0]

Zack-  He banned me

The New Me-  His fat jokes suck

Dames-  Well he's Dames

Chevy-  He reminds me of that jackass Banky

When did I ban you? And if someone DID ban you, why make mention of it if you want to stay on the board?

He was CWMIII, but that was before you had power, I think...

Zack banned me from the OAOAST, but hasn't enforced the rule. The Mystery eskimo has let me back in, but the only reason why I havent made any appearances is, because I don't have anything to write at the moment.

 

I was CWM III?!?

Wait there's more than one CWM!?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Zack-?He banned me

The New Me-?His fat jokes suck

Dames-?Well he's Dames

Chevy-?He reminds me of that jackass Banky

When did I ban you? And if someone DID ban you, why make mention of it if you want to stay on the board?

He was CWMIII, but that was before you had power, I think...

Zack banned me from the OAOAST, but hasn't enforced the rule. The Mystery eskimo has let me back in, but the only reason why I havent made any appearances is, because I don't have anything to write at the moment.

 

I was CWM III?!?

Wait there's more than one CWM!?

Cherone Was Murdered

 

He asked that me, Dames, and Johnson all be banned for ruining the board. Guess what happened to him. I wonder if he was Hungry Hungry Hagar.

[Guest NazMistry]

I hate... YOU ALL!

 

'Hate' is too strong a word to use an an anonymous message board. Thus I deem this thread pointless.

[Damaramu 0]

I hate... YOU ALL!

 

'Hate' is too strong a word to use an an anonymous message board. Thus I deem this thread pointless.

Hate is the perfect word! But you don't understand that...do you? Living in your own little fun filled world....dancing around with flowers and tulips...yeah well fuck you! The world ain't all lollipop's and candycanes kid! People hate each other for no reason...and I'm one of them. I WILL NOT take my hate crimes anywhere else!

[Guest NazMistry]

Okay then. I hate you.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Zack-  He banned me

The New Me-  His fat jokes suck

Dames-  Well he's Dames

Chevy-  He reminds me of that jackass Banky

When did I ban you? And if someone DID ban you, why make mention of it if you want to stay on the board?

He was CWMIII, but that was before you had power, I think...

Zack banned me from the OAOAST, but hasn't enforced the rule. The Mystery eskimo has let me back in, but the only reason why I havent made any appearances is, because I don't have anything to write at the moment.

 

I was CWM III?!?

From the Dr. Phil thread:

 

So, which one are you - Johnson, or Mario?

It's Johnson, I have a better gimmick poster coming up soon. Just call him CWM III.

 

 

 

You silly, silly sod...

[Damaramu 0]

Okay then. I hate you.

Excellent! Hate only feeds me! I am Bhaal! The god of murder! Bow to me NOOB~!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Okay then. I hate you.

Excellent! Hate only feeds me! I am Bhaal! The god of murder! Bow to me NOOB~!

Yeah!

 

Fucking n00b...

[Damaramu 0]

Let's kill all n00b's! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok....I'm going to need to know when everyone joined so that I can determine who is a n00b and who isn't. Mmmmkay? Alright so let's get in a neat little single file line! Hey you in the back....no not you....yeah you! I said single file! Are you just stupid? Back in line maggot!

[Damaramu 0]

Ok.....I've successfully killed all n00bs. Does anyone else know anything else we should kill!?

[Guest NazMistry]

Who you calling n00b?

 

It better not be me.

 

I AM NOT SOME FRICKING n00b!