EricMM 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I mean something may have happened. But maybe not. None of it rings true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 And if by chance it is true, I feel sorry for them.....well kinda. I mean this is just fucking horrible. I bet the first time they have sex he'll cry and say it was tears of joy and excitement. That is right before he has premature ejaculation and the night is over before it started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I mean something may have happened. But maybe not. None of it rings true. Yeah, everything is going a little bit too perfect for him. His fucking crush, the girl he was practically a stalker over turns out to also be madly in love with him and they're making out for 2 hours on the first date and "crying passionately" every time they see each other. How's about a pic of you and her? Pics or she doesn't exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Pics of you and her together.....it can't be a pic of you and she is in the background. That doesn't count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Please shut up. kthxbye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Why is it so hard to believe? I know what happened, and that's what counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Do not listen to the non-believers! CAN'T EXPLAIN ALL THE FEELINGS THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEEEEEEEEEEL MY HEART'S IN OVERDRIVE AND YOU'RE BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEEEEEEEEEEEL TOUCHING YOOOOUUUUUUUU TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEE I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOOOOOOOOOOVE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Why is it so hard to believe? I know what happened, and that's what counts. That's not what counts, what counts is if we believe you. pics or nothing happened!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Why is it so hard to believe? I know what happened, and that's what counts. Sorry dude, I usually give people the benefit of the doubt, but that's a total copout answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 FUCK THEM! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, RAWMVP~! Because you see ... the power of love is a curious thing. It can make one man weak ... it may make another man sing. It can change your heart to a little white dove. It's more than a feeling. THAT's the power of love. It doesn't take money. It doesn't take fame. You don't need any credit cards to ride this train. It's strong. It's sudden. It can even be ... cruel ... sometimes. BUT It might just save your life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted December 9, 2003 What the hell do you want me to say? It wasn't the perfect night or anything; after all, I didn't get laid. It was apropos that we had an unusually good time because she and her parents are a bit quirky. Like I said in the past, if she wasn't an imported Russian girl, EVERYTHING would be different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Report post Posted December 9, 2003 What the hell do you want me to say? It wasn't the perfect night or anything; after all, I didn't get laid. Maybe it's just me, but that line really, really bothered me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Do not listen to the non-believers! CAN'T EXPLAIN ALL THE FEELINGS THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEEEEEEEEEEL MY HEART'S IN OVERDRIVE AND YOU'RE BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEEEEEEEEEEEL TOUCHING YOOOOUUUUUUUU TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEE I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOOOOOOOOOOVE~! The mental image of you singing that song looking like the lead singer from the video just popped into my head. Oh, god, I can't stop laughing now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 It wasn't the perfect night or anything; after all, I didn't get laid. *gasp* oh no! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Look DuskTill Dawn, I was joking; I don't expect a woman to give herself to me on the first date! If a woman has respect for herself (and this girl does) then she'd wait a few months or at least wait until she feels like it's the appropriate time to fully commit herself to me. We had a wonderful time -- a bit unorthodox for a first date, yes, but a great time nevertheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Next date, tell her it's sexing time or she gets the boot. And Star, as terrifying as it is, I can hit the octaves in that song pretty damn well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Look DuskTill Dawn, I was joking So it was the perfect night? That's why it's so hard to believe. Two weeks ago you were scared just to talk to the girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Personally, I can say two things that I know are true. 1. This is ALL bullshit. 2. This is DEFINITELY going into the Classic Threads when its all said and done. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Gee, way to ruin it, Dames. I WANT TO BELIEVE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Personally, I can say two things that I know are true. 1. This is ALL bullshit. It's incredible if you read it all the way from the beginning. The fairy tale romance he was expecting ACTUALLY happened! I want pics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Oh..I just did. After months of ignoring the thread, I skipped to the end...got the gist of it and i just HAD to read it through. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Look, I know that the best way to rationalize this for the most of you is to say, "This is Bullshit" or "It was the perfect night...no way!" But like I mentioned countless times, the impossible happened. For once in my life, I found out that a girl whom I tremendously liked had the same feelings as I did for her; however, we were always apprehensive to show it because we're both shy (painfully shy in some respects). The reason why I found out that her feelings were being reciprocated is because I had the courage to approach her and ask her out. She's the first girl I've ever asked out; you guys don't know how debilitatingly shy I've been around girls my entire life. And, suffice to say, I'm having the time of my life. I've never been so happy to be alive. A miracle or a fairy-tale, if you want to look at it that way, came true. Just because it seems a little unusual doesn't mean you have to disregard it as a bunch of nonsensical drivel. I'm sharing my journey with you guys; the least you can do is believe me! I wouldn't write almost everyday about this with the ardor that I do it with if I was bullshitting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Or would you? . . . Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 He'll definately cry during sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Can't wait until Ms. Commie gets deported or something and rawmvp kills himself while posting in this thread... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 If a woman has respect for herself (and this girl does) then she'd wait a few months or at least wait until she feels like it's the appropriate time to fully commit herself to me. So, if a girl has sex with you before a few months has passed, she has no respect for you? Am I reading that right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 This is like 1970's Harlequin romance writing. That stuff back then was just BAD. As opposed to the Pulitzer Prize-winning stuff they're churning out now? As long as he doesn't start talking about his "hardness" and her "womanhood" in the next entry, it's all good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 If a woman has respect for herself (and this girl does) then she'd wait a few months or at least wait until she feels like it's the appropriate time to fully commit herself to me. So, if a girl has sex with you before a few months has passed, she has no respect for you? Am I reading that right? I think you are reading it right. It is a crock of shit. I can't wait til she dumps his James Dean wannabe ass and he cries to us about how much he "loved" her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Gee, way to ruin it, Dames. I WANT TO BELIEVE. Not only do I want to believe all of this but...... I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I wanna know what love is I want you to show me And I wanna feel, I want to feel what love is And I know, I know you can show me Let's talk about love I wanna know what love is, the love that you feel inside I want you to show me, and I'm feeling so much love I wanna feel what love is, no, you just cannot hide I know you can show me, yeah I wanna know what love is, let's talk about love I want you to show me, I wanna feel it too I wanna feel what love is, I want to feel it too And I know and I know, I know you can show me Show me love is real, yeah I wanna know what love is... Or something like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 9, 2003 You're all busting his sack. He's playing the role of the homegrown american badboy that every young ex-soviet frostmaiden dreams of. Talk about jaded, geez-ow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
