Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I'll wait and see if he ever ties it up. If he doesn't, I'll end this properly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 And he'd better kill her in a big battle by accident!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 8, 2004 The cereal boxes were of the mini/individual variety. I used both of my coat pockets. Ha! You wouldn't believe what happened a few days later. Natalie told Yelena about how I whooped Jacob's ass and broke his nose. Do you know what Yelena did? She dumped him. Yelena likes the strong masculine type, and by exposing Jacob the way I did, she dumped him unceremoniously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Oh god I give up.. Hey good luck with Natalie, from now I'll just read for a good laugh and keep all disbelief to myself. Although I think SpiderPoet should go ahead with his ending to the story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I don't know why the date is so hard to believe; we just got a little carried away, that's all. From the sounds of it, most of you seemed pretty disappointed with the date, but such is life. My dates can't satisfy everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 The cereal boxes were of the mini/individual variety. I used both of my coat pockets. Ha! You wouldn't believe what happened a few days later. Natalie told Yelena about how I whooped Jacob's ass and broke his nose. Do you know what Yelena did? She dumped him. Yelena likes the strong masculine type, and by exposing Jacob the way I did, she dumped him unceremoniously. ........ ........ ......so let me get this straight. The fact that this guy abused your girlfriend didn't bother Yelena AT ALL. The fact that this guy possibly abused Yelena didn't bother her AT ALL. But she hears that this guy got a broken nose because your girlfriend stuck her fingernails into his eyes, and you got a cheap shot, and now it's "OH GOD! HE'S SO WRONG FOR ME! WE'RE BROKEN UP!"? ....... ....... .......either this girl is the dumbest bitch ever, or this whole storyline is one of the stupidest ever. One or the other....hmmm.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Russo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I choose B Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Give him credit. He's obviously a great womanizer or he is the world's greatest liar... take your pick. Since he hasn't done anything to make me suspect otherwise, I'm going to believe him. I don't really care anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 Ha! You wouldn't believe what happened a few days later. Natalie told Yelena about how I whooped Jacob's ass and broke his nose. Do you know what Yelena did? She dumped him. Yelena likes the strong masculine type, and by exposing Jacob the way I did, she dumped him unceremoniously. The next episode will have a threesome. Bet on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 I think he's building very well to the big climax : SEX! If only WWE writers were as good as him in the building of WM XX... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2004 The cereal boxes were of the mini/individual variety. I used both of my coat pockets. Do mini Kix boxes even exist? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Ha! You wouldn't believe what happened a few days later. Natalie told Yelena about how I whooped Jacob's ass and broke his nose. Do you know what Yelena did? She dumped him. Yelena likes the strong masculine type, and by exposing Jacob the way I did, she dumped him unceremoniously. The next episode will have a threesome. Bet on it. Maybe he'll go for an even bigger Swerve and have Natalie and Yelena become lovers leaving him by the wayside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 9, 2004 (edited) "......so let me get this straight. The fact that this guy abused your girlfriend didn't bother Yelena AT ALL. The fact that this guy possibly abused Yelena didn't bother her AT ALL. But she hears that this guy got a broken nose because your girlfriend stuck her fingernails into his eyes, and you got a cheap shot, and now it's "OH GOD! HE'S SO WRONG FOR ME! WE'RE BROKEN UP!"? ....... ....... .......either this girl is the dumbest bitch ever, or this whole storyline is one of the stupidest ever. One or the other....hmmm.... " I understand where you're coming from. It's a long story -- Yelena and Natalie have had an on and off relationship for the past five years. Although they can relate to being Russian, former citizens of the Soviet Union, and Biology majors, they are different, sometimes to a radical extent. Yelena is much more garrulous and gregarious; Natalie is introverted and shy. Yelena is liberal, especially in the way she dresses (low-cut skirts, for instance); and Natalie will often times be fully clothed to a conservative degree. In addition, Natalie's topnotch grades, unflappable determination and ostensible success have aroused the envy of her friend. Let me give you an example -- in the past, these two would often take classes together in order to be in one another's company; specifically, Chem 101 and Biology 4. In both instances, Yelena was "forced" to drop both classes because of ineptness, stemming from a lack of motivation and desire, as Natalie went on to get A's. Now, how did she lose her motivation to begin with? The loss of her motivation and desire occured when she was dumped by her previous boyfriend of three years. This left her vulnerable, meek, misguided, and chronically despondent. The allure, I suppose, of being able to quickly get back into a relationship -- or rebound -- was too attractive despite the ramifications that I'm sure it carried. And, I 'm assuming the broken nose and defeat of her boyfriend at my hands was an "excuse" to extricate herself from a relationship she knew was wrong initially. Edited January 9, 2004 by rawmvp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 He uses "garrulous," but says "ineptness." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 9, 2004 garrulous and ineptness are both real words, in case you're wondering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 The cereal boxes were of the mini/individual variety. I used both of my coat pockets. Ha! You wouldn't believe what happened a few days later. Natalie told Yelena about how I whooped Jacob's ass and broke his nose. Do you know what Yelena did? She dumped him. Yelena likes the strong masculine type, and by exposing Jacob the way I did, she dumped him unceremoniously. DAMMIT!?!?!?!? Why did you guys mention the many boxes!!!????? He would've never known what to say had you not given him the idea! Morons! Oh and I continue........this is one of the funniest things ever. And your attempts to play it cool and pass it off as real make it even funnier...I hope this never ends...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 "......so let me get this straight. The fact that this guy abused your girlfriend didn't bother Yelena AT ALL. The fact that this guy possibly abused Yelena didn't bother her AT ALL. But she hears that this guy got a broken nose because your girlfriend stuck her fingernails into his eyes, and you got a cheap shot, and now it's "OH GOD! HE'S SO WRONG FOR ME! WE'RE BROKEN UP!"? ....... ....... .......either this girl is the dumbest bitch ever, or this whole storyline is one of the stupidest ever. One or the other....hmmm.... " I understand where you're coming from. It's a long story -- Yelena and Natalie have had an on and off relationship for the past five years. Although they can relate to being Russian, former citizens of the Soviet Union, and Biology majors, they are different, sometimes to a radical extent. Yelena is much more garrulous and gregarious; Natalie is introverted and shy. Yelena is liberal, especially in the way she dresses (low-cut skirts, for instance); and Natalie will often times be fully clothed to a conservative degree. In addition, Natalie's topnotch grades, unflappable determination and ostensible success have aroused the envy of her friend. Let me give you an example -- in the past, these two would often take classes together in order to be in one another's company; specifically, Chem 101 and Biology 4. In both instances, Yelena was "forced" to drop both classes because of ineptness, stemming from a lack of motivation and desire, as Natalie went on to get A's. Now, how did she lose her motivation to begin with? The loss of her motivation and desire occured when she was dumped by her previous boyfriend of three years. This left her vulnerable, meek, misguided, and chronically despondent. The allure, I suppose, of being able to quickly get back into a relationship -- or rebound -- was too attractive despite the ramifications that I'm sure it carried. And, I 'm assuming the broken nose and defeat of her boyfriend at my hands was an "excuse" to extricate herself from a relationship she knew was wrong initially. Ugh. I like to wade through the odd thing, but that was ridiculous. Speak English. This Russian bird will love you for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 garrulous and ineptness are both real words, in case you're wondering. The thesaurus sitting in your lap as you type these out tells you so. I know garrulous is real, but it would have been more proper to use "ineptitude." A large vocabulary does NOT make you intelligent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 This guy is just some lonely wannabe love writer sitting in front of a laptop in his boxers and bathrobe. I'm still waiting for the day when he comes on here and goes "HAHA! I was just joking! You all believed me! You all bought it! Suckers!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 9, 2004 You'll probably have a hard time believing me, but I don't use a thesaurus. I don't even have one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Yeah come one he doesn't own a Thesaurus, and I bet he never heard of these either One Two Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 garrulous and ineptness are both real words, in case you're wondering. I would certainly hope you know the word garrulous, given the content of your posts. Main Entry: gar·ru·lous Pronunciation: 'gar-&-l&s also 'gar-y&- Function: adjective Etymology: Latin garrulus, from garrire to chatter -- more at CARE Date: circa 1611 1 : given to prosy, rambling, or tedious loquacity : pointlessly or annoyingly talkative 2 : WORDY <garrulous speeches> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Kotzengunge's Post That's GOLD Jerry, GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2004 Kotzengunge's Post That's GOLD Jerry, GOLD! Which one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 9, 2004 You guys................................!!! That was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 9, 2004 So, who wants their fortune read to them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted January 10, 2004 However this story lacks of big swerves. How long before natalie is revealed as being a russian spy ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rawmvp Report post Posted January 11, 2004 However this story lacks of big swerves. How long before natalie is revealed as being a russian spy ? Not too long. Just Kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted January 11, 2004 I take back everything I ever said about buying any of this. I'm now thinking the first part is true, but the girl shot him down and the rest has just been fantasy fullfillment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
