Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 We need a pool on when the first breast/genitalia euphemism will be used. And, more importantly, exactly what said euphemism will be. Before the end of January, and "delectable, glistening mound(s)." Nah. New Year's Eve (posted on New Year's Day), and "glowing, lush orbs." For the wang, I'm putting my money on "my hardness." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 Wang: "my burgeoning manhood." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 He'll call her cooch "glistening," and he'll use it as "her glistening invitational fleshen valley." I say New Year's Eve too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I'd actually suggest using that "gargantuan proportions" line in any description of the cock. And maybe "pure, vice-like entrance" in reference to her genitalia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I missed ya, Danny boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I like this thread a lot more than the overrated O.J. Hart one, though rawmvp's playing up to the crowd rankles it a bit. I'd rather him be oblivious to everyone's ridicule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I dunno, the line "I'm gonna knock her up really really hard!" is difficult to overrate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2003 I dunno, the line "I'm gonna knock her up really really hard!" is difficult to overrate. And that's the only line I found remotely amusing in what I recall of that thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Why can't I ever engage in a makeout session of gargantuan proportions? Why doesn't a vortex-eyed Ukranian cutie ever pounce on me with unbridled ferocity and vigor? Some guys have all the luck. Well do you have bubbilicious gum, and his world-renowned leather jacket and black jeans? Are you the paradigm of excellence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 No, but I do have his knack for outlandishly florid prose. But, alas, where I once had a surplus of words with which to festoon this post, I am now treading perilously close to a defecit. And so it is with a heavy heart that I bid you all farewell and good night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 With my arm around her shoulder and with a wad of Bubbilicious gum (cherry flavor) in my mouth, I felt like the paradigm of excellence........my world-renowned leather jacket and black jeans, we had the attention of every adolesecent and adult there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spicy McHaggis 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 We need a pool on when the first breast/genitalia euphemism will be used. And, more importantly, exactly what said euphemism will be. I'm sure he'll raid an online kama sutra. I'm rooting for "temple(s) of love". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted December 23, 2003 (edited) I rooting for "Spicy McHaggis is a stinker that needs to never post again." EDIT: I put "I" instead of "I'm." Although that blunder helps with the hilariousness of the original version, I'm cannot let it something like that go uncorrected. Edited December 24, 2003 by subliminal_animal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Hold the phone, because I've switched home teams and am now rooting for the option that showcases not only the above, but also my recent decision that Spicy McHaggis is a possible rip-off of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Also, I think most of you aren't good enough to be making posts in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spicy McHaggis 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 WTF?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Spicy McHaggis Posted on Dec 23 2003, 01:03 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WTF?! I'm in his sig. How the fuck do you think I feel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 After reading this shit on my vacation, this is now the absoulte stupidest thing I have ever read. Quit trying to make this more than what it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pegasus Kid 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 I read the first two pages and the last two pages. Props to this guy for getting the girl. Loss of all respect for "reporting" how your dates went. The word "SUCKER" to all of you that read this whole thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 I read the first two pages and the last two pages. Props to this guy for getting the girl. Loss of all respect for "reporting" how your dates went. The word "SUCKER" to all of you that read this whole thing. How are we suckers? None of us believed it from the beginning. We were just reading to see what stupidity he'd come up with next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 Where's my update of this crap!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 TSA I think it's funny that you would deny this NOW, after telling me and others that you found some truth to it. I tell you, this has been a sham since he ever started talking to her" There may have been a poster who obsessed over some russian girl in his class. It's POSSIBLE. But is he talking to her now? No! Never! Admit it, I was right, always Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 TSA I think it's funny that you would deny this NOW, after telling me and others that you found some truth to it. I tell you, this has been a sham since he ever started talking to her" There may have been a poster who obsessed over some russian girl in his class. It's POSSIBLE. But is he talking to her now? No! Never! Admit it, I was right, always Hey I think he had a russian girl in his class and I believe he got her to go out with him. But everything else, the boyfriend, the crying, the date descriptions....they're BS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Elgyn Report post Posted December 27, 2003 The whole time he was saying he slicked his hair back like Scott Hall just did it for me. Funniest shit ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 TSA I think it's funny that you would deny this NOW, after telling me and others that you found some truth to it. I tell you, this has been a sham since he ever started talking to her" There may have been a poster who obsessed over some russian girl in his class. It's POSSIBLE. But is he talking to her now? No! Never! Admit it, I was right, always I'm not denying anything. I think what he wrote was crap and it sounds so damn fake. Tony was reading it over my shoulder and both of us were laughing at the whole thing. I sounded like something right out of a cheesy romance novel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 TSA, if you don't like it why read it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 It's like a car wreck. Sometimes you can't help it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 Man, this is classic. Seriously...I read the whole thing through for shits and giggles, and I totally have the urge to turn this into a comedy teen flick. Seriously...the over the top language just begs out for it to be made into a movie. That rant at the football guy...comedy gold. If I ever make it into a film, I'll give you a cut of the profits mvp True or not...over-exaggerated or not...this is entertaining as hell. Not to mention that description of a Gemini from early on fitted me perfectly, which was surprising. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2003 Man, this is classic. Seriously...I read the whole thing through for shits and giggles, and I totally have the urge to turn this into a comedy teen flick. Seriously...the over the top language just begs out for it to be made into a movie. That rant at the football guy...comedy gold. If I ever make it into a film, I'll give you a cut of the profits mvp True or not...over-exaggerated or not...this is entertaining as hell. Not to mention that description of a Gemini from early on fitted me perfectly, which was surprising. I think it's funny that he picked a football player for his story. It makes it even more teen movie like. Because in those movies all High School football players are loudmouthed assholes looking to score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2003 We probably haven't heard from rawmvp in awhile because of the pressure to come up with another entertaining story. It's too much for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
