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Got more playing time at least. But having 13 save opportunities and only converting one isn't good.

 

Time for arbitration. C'mon Pride, either give me a real chance or send me somewhere else!!

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Free Agency (David Hunter):

 

Seattle : 2B David Hunter, 5,462,500 per year, for 3 years.

 

An increase of almost $2,000,000 in salary for Harlequin, and a genuine contender in the West. Also, David will be playing alongside R.J. Frost.

 

Philadelphia : Free agent P Markus Cirillo has been signed to a minor league contract.

 

Last chance for Crow here. Chances are he won't be able to hack it and will be gone by next season. But stranger things have happened.

 

Arbitration:

 

Marvin Jenkins - $3,901,786 for 1 year

Robert Henderson - $6,107,143 for 1 year

Peter Kostka - $875,357 for 1 year

Charlie Matthews - $1,682,857 for 1 year

Edward James - $4,614,286 for 1 year

Rolf Dreikugeln - $2,748,214 for 1 year

 

Round 1:

Charlotte pick: SS Joseph Corbin

 

The Bolt joins the Harlots, joining fellow TSM-er John Duran. Charlotte management hopes that the Bolt provides the electricity that Charlotte needs to become a force in the South.

 

NOTE: Still looking for suggestions for headshots of the TSM players. David Hunter's pic has already been uploaded into his profile.

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After simulating one month of 2012, Eddy, I can say with confidence that you will be pleasantly surprised with what is going on in the Eel camp.

 

More on that later.

 

Also, a TSM career leaderboard and perhaps a visit from Bill James' Favorite Toy statistic will be in order.

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After simulating one month of 2012, Eddy, I can say with confidence that you will be pleasantly surprised with what is going on in the Eel camp.

 

More on that later.

 

Also, a TSM career leaderboard and perhaps a visit from Bill James' Favorite Toy statistic will be in order.

I was just meaning that he didn't get a great increase in pay from Arbitration.

 

Not in himself actually, but just the arbitration ruling. Although, I'm wondering what Eddy did. Managed to actually hit more than 20HRs? That would be nice.

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Gee golly, I have no idea as to what picture would best suit pitcher Giant Gonzales. I mean, it's such a hard decision to make. There are so many appropriate people. I think I'll have to go with Giant Gonzales.

 

I'm really thinking that this will be the year. You know, once we go Tonya Harding on Jacksonville. C'mon Janes!

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SFBL

April 2012

 

Awards:

 

Monday 4/23/2012 :

 

East-West-Player of the Week:

1B RJ Frost (SEA)!

He batted .524 in 21 AB, with 5 RBI.

North-South-Player of the Week:

LF Robert Henderson (COL)!

He batted .550 in 20 AB, with 4 RBI.

 

East-West-Batter of the Month:

Shiro Suzuki (PHO)!

He batted .378 in 98 AB, with 5 homers and 24 RBI.

North-South-Batter of the Month:

Edward James (MEM)!

He batted .371 in 105 AB, with 11 homers and 20 RBI.

 

East-West Standings

 

East

Team W L PCT GB

Baltimore 18 7 .720 -

New Jersey 14 11 .560 4.0

Philadelphia 13 12 .520 5.0

Boston 9 16 .360 9.0

New York 9 16 .360 9.0

 

West

Team W L PCT GB

Denver 16 9 .640 -

Los Angeles 12 13 .480 4.0

Seattle 12 13 .480 4.0

Las Vegas 11 14 .440 5.0

Phoenix 11 14 .440 5.0

 

North-South Standings

 

North

Team W L PCT GB

Columbus 15 10 .600 -

Detroit 13 12 .520 2.0

Vancouver 11 14 .440 4.0

Chicago 10 15 .400 5.0

Indianapolis 7 18 .280 8.0

 

South

Team W L PCT GB

Atlanta 16 9 .640 -

Jacksonville 15 10 .600 1.0

Charlotte 14 11 .560 2.0

Memphis 14 11 .560 2.0

Houston 10 15 .400 6.0

 

Injuries:

 

Sunday 4/8/2012 :

 

PHO: Shiro Suzuki was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Sprained Ankle.

He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.

 

DET: Logan Caldwell was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Inflamed Abdominal Muscle.

He is out for about 1-2 weeks.

 

TSM Rankings:

 

A new feature, as I rank the pitchers and batters by certain stats. For batters, the ranking is an ultimate batter ranking that includes a range of stats (Batting Average, Homeruns, RBI, Runs Scored, Hits, Stolen Bases, Total Bases, Bases on Balls, At Bats)

 

Batters:

 

1) Edward James (.371, 11 HR, 20 RBI)

2) Shiro Suzuki (.378, 5 HR, 24 RBI)

3) Carlos DeSantis (.330, 4 HR, 33 RBI)

4) Robert Henderson (.394, 2 HR, 11 RBI)

5) Winston Ghandi (.380, 4 HR, 19 RBI)

6) R.J. Frost (.326, 5 HR, 24 RBI)

7) Joseph Corbin (.344, 2 HR, 15 RBI)

8) Patrick Hannon (.272, 7 HR, 15 RBI)

9) David Hunter (.256, 1 HR, 8 RBI)

10) Logan Caldwell (.321, 3 HR, 14 RBI)

11) John Duran (.261, 4 HR, 10 RBI)

12) Charlie Matthews (.179, 2 HR, 8 RBI)

 

Starting Pitchers:

1) Eric LeBeau (2.54)

2) Marvin Jenkins (4.70)

3) Giant Gonzales (5.01)

4) Ben Dover (6.15)

 

Relievers:

1) The Berzerker (2.03)

2) Peter Kostka (7.82)

 

A few notes:

 

Peter Kostka was--for some reason--moved down to AAA (an action that happens many times in his career, apparently) and that has affected his numbers.

 

Logan Caldwell's injury also affected his numbers and his ranking.

 

Anything else you want to know about this first month of the league, make sure to ask.

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Yeah, could you do one thing Evo, like, stop the season right now? Like, is there a "Threaten a Work Stoppage" feature/button so that Atlanta can go to the playoffs now? If so, I'll send you a golden pony. Full of drugs. And hookers.

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May 2012

 

Awards/SFBL Players In The News:

 

ATLANTA - Carlos DeSantis was in a groove, and the results spoke for themselves. He powered Atlanta to a 10-2 win over Detroit by homering three times. Number 1 in the 1st inning, a shot estimated at 417 feet, cleared the wall in left-center. His 2nd shot, off Davor Espinosa in the 7th inning, was a solo homerun and fell in the stands in left field. A 449 foot drive to center field marked his 3rd bomb, a solo homerun off Raymon Dunklee in the 8th inning. Carlos collected all three of those homeruns in five trips to the plate, and all of them were solo homeruns, as Carlos scored three times and drove in three runs.

 

The Player of the Week award in the North-South was Atlanta's Carlos DeSantis, who wins the award for the 10th time in his career. He hit .500 with 7 RBI and slugged .864 in 22 at bats. DeSantis has hit for a .329 average this season. He has 20 extra base hits along with 86 total bases, resulting in a .589 slugging percentage. He's 1st in the North-South in RBIs and 5th in homeruns!

 

The East-West Player of the Week award goes to RJ Frost, Seattle's starting first baseman. In 20 at bats he hit .550 with 3 HR and 8 RBI. He has also homered in 3 consecutive games!

 

The East-West Batter of the Month award goes to RJ Frost, Seattle's starting first baseman. RJ pounded opposing pitchers, hitting .333 and driving in 25 runs while slugging .813. Frost has walked 23 times this year and posts a .408 OBP. While batting .330, 62 for 188, he has driven in 49 runs. He's 7th in the East-West in batting, 1st in homeruns and 2nd in RBI!

 

East-West Standings

 

East

 

Team W L PCT GB

Baltimore 31 22 .585 -

Boston 26 27 .491 5.0

Philadelphia 26 27 .491 5.0

New Jersey 25 28 .472 6.0

New York 23 30 .434 8.0

 

West

 

Team W L PCT GB

Denver 31 22 .585 -

Phoenix 27 26 .509 4.0

Las Vegas 26 27 .491 5.0

Seattle 26 27 .491 5.0

Los Angeles 24 29 .453 7.0

 

North-South Standings

 

North

 

Team W L PCT GB

Columbus 32 21 .604 -

Detroit 26 27 .491 6.0

Indianapolis 25 28 .472 7.0

Chicago 21 32 .396 11.0

Vancouver 20 33 .377 12.0

 

South

 

Team W L PCT GB

Atlanta 34 19 .642 -

Memphis 31 22 .585 3.0

Jacksonville 28 25 .528 6.0

Charlotte 27 26 .509 7.0

Houston 21 32 .396 13.0

 

POWER RANKINGS:

(* denotes division leader)

 

RANK Team Points

1st Atlanta 123 *

2nd Denver 115 *

3rd Columbus 112 *

4th Memphis 111

5th Baltimore 106 *

6th Jacksonville 96

7th Charlotte 93

8th Boston 92

9th Philadelphia 91

10th Phoenix 89

11th Las Vegas 89

12th Seattle 88

13th Detroit 88

14th New York 79

15th Indianapolis 79

16th New Jersey 77

17th Houston 75

18th Los Angeles 75

19th Vancouver 64

20th Chicago 60

 

Injuries:

 

NONE!

 

TSM Rankings:

 

Batters - Last Month:

 

1) Edward James (.371, 11 HR, 20 RBI)

2) Shiro Suzuki (.378, 5 HR, 24 RBI)

3) Carlos DeSantis (.330, 4 HR, 33 RBI)

4) Robert Henderson (.394, 2 HR, 11 RBI)

5) Winston Ghandi (.380, 4 HR, 19 RBI)

6) R.J. Frost (.326, 5 HR, 24 RBI)

7) Joseph Corbin (.344, 2 HR, 15 RBI)

8) Patrick Hannon (.272, 7 HR, 15 RBI)

9) David Hunter (.256, 1 HR, 8 RBI)

10) Logan Caldwell (.321, 3 HR, 14 RBI)

11) John Duran (.261, 4 HR, 10 RBI)

12) Charlie Matthews (.179, 2 HR, 8 RBI)

 

Batters - This Month:

 

1) Carlos DeSantis (.340, 10 HR, 22 RBI)

2) R.J. Frost (.333, 12 HR, 25 RBI)

3) Robert Henderson (.348, 8 HR, 24 RBI)

4) Shiro Suzuki (.360, 5 HR, 21 RBI)

5) David Hunter (.278, 4 HR, 22 RBI)

6) Logan Caldwell (.343, 4 HR, 18 RBI)

7) Joseph Corbin (.323, 3 HR, 15 RBI)

8) Edward James (.259, 3 HR, 18 RBI)

9) Winston Ghandi (.283, 2 HR, 8 RBI)

10) Charlie Matthews (.244, 4 HR, 10 RBI)

11) John Duran (.259, 2 HR, 10 RBI)

12) Patrick Hannon (.183, 3 HR, 14 RBI)

 

Batters - Overall:

 

1) Carlos DeSantis (.335, 14 HR, 55 RBI)

2) Edward James (.315, 14 HR, 38 RBI)

3) Robert Henderson (.371, 10 HR, 35 RBI)

4) R.J. Frost (.330, 17 HR, 49 RBI)

5) Shiro Suzuki (.369, 10 HR, 45 RBI)

6) David Hunter (.267, 5 HR, 30 RBI)

7) Joseph Corbin (.334, 5 HR, 30 RBI)

8) Logan Caldwell (.332, 7 HR, 32 RBI)

9) Winston Ghandi (.332, 6 HR, 27 RBI)

10) John Duran (.260, 6 HR, 20 RBI)

11) Patrick Hannon (.228, 10 HR, 29 RBI)

12) Charlie Matthews (.212, 6 HR, 18 RBI)

 

Starting Pitchers:

1) Eric LeBeau (3.29)

2) Giant Gonzales (3.86)

3) Marvin Jenkins (4.48)

4) Ben Dover (5.33)

 

Relievers:

1) The Berzerker (1.01)

2) Peter Kostka (7.20)

 

Notes: Kostka was called back up to the majors, and this allowed him to improve his numers considerably. The biggest improvement for the pitchers was Giant Gonzales, who is finding a groove after a disappointing April.

 

Another man finding his groove is David Hunter, who is finally learning how to become a Seattle Frasier and is increasing his numbers slowly, yet surely.

 

The lack of injuries should've helped everyone flourish, but most of the batters had an off month this month, with the notable exception of Carlos DeSantis and R.J. Frost, who turned it on in May.

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Haha, Atlanta is the Mariners of this league.

 

Got rid of their best hitter and they started winning :)

Yes, but look out for Memphis.

 

They--like Jacksonville in 2011--have a vastly superior pitching staff compared to Atlanta (at least two months into the season), and have the best chance of being the Atlanta heartbreakers this year.

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well I hope both teams enjoy thier spring championships, because they will both choke in the end, like always.

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well I hope both teams enjoy thier spring championships, because they will both choke in the end, like always.

Mr. Ghandi brings up a good point.

 

Jacksonville's pitching staff > Memphis' pitching staff

 

However, Jacksonville has had a lot of problems with getting any offense going besides simple hits so far.

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Haha, Atlanta is the Mariners of this league.

 

Got rid of their best hitter and they started winning :)

When did I get traded?

Heh. He meant Hunter, even though you ARE their best hitter.

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What are you celebrating about?

 

DeSantis > Hunter when it comes to raw hitting.

 

Hunter can run, but DeSantis carries a big stick.

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You know, I wonder if I should've used Randy Johnson for G-Man's picture. It's like the Janes are Diamondback-ish from a few years back. Only LaBeau isn't old enough for Schilling (Pitches well enough, though), and Gonzales probably isn't as intimidating. But it's going to happen this year! Just as soon as I conceal these steroids in all of the Jackoffs gym bags.

 

And I'm glad to see that we're doing a lot better once we dumped that dead weight. Kidding Hunter. Hope you're having fun with Frost. I hear that when he's on a hitting streak, he keeps walrus blubber in his bags. Or something.

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What are you celebrating about?

 

DeSantis > Hunter when it comes to raw hitting.

 

Hunter can run, but DeSantis carries a big stick.

Actually, just by this season alone (not overall careers):

 

James > DeSantis > Hunter

 

I say this because if James is putting up the rest of his stats, he's probably the most all-around hitter out there.

 

Seriously GO JAMES GO~!

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::looks at second month stats::

 

Yeah, that first month for James certainly wasn't a fluke.

If everything else bombed for the second month, then yes. I agree with you that the first month is a fluke.

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