Stephen Joseph Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 (edited) Okay. Now this complains to guys. 3 times today I've been in the bathroom doing my thing on wizzing into the urinal stall. 2 times I was the only one in the rather large bathroom, and the third time some dood was taking a crap at the very end. Plenty of open stalls. Then why the fuck did every time some dood come and start up right next to me? C'mon, even freaking Maxim declared this something you don't do. If there's open stalls, don't piss in one next to a DUDE already pissing. It's freaking weird, like 2 straight guys sitting side by side at a movie theatre that ain't packed Ughhhhh. Edited October 21, 2003 by Stephen Joseph
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Okay. Now this complains to guys. 3 times today I've been in the bathroom doing my thing on wizzing into the urinal stall. 2 times I was the only one in the rather large bathroom, and the third time some dood was taking a crap at the very end. Plenty of open stalls. Then why the fuck did every time some dood come and start up right next to me? C'mon, even freaking Maxim declared this something you don't do. If there's open stalls, don't piss in one next to a dood already pissing. It's freaking weird, like 2 straight guys sitting side by side at a movie theatre that ain't packed Ughhhhh. Its because he wants to check out your hot cock...duh.
Stephen Joseph Posted October 21, 2003 Author Report Posted October 21, 2003 But 3 times? 3 different guys? Has the whole world gone gay but me and women? ::oh god please!::
Guest Just J Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Do you have a small penis or something? Are you homophobic? Are you not secure in your manhood? I bet you can answer yes to at least 2 of those questions, but I am not ruling out all three.
Stephen Joseph Posted October 21, 2003 Author Report Posted October 21, 2003 Do you have a small penis or something? Are you homophobic? Are you not secure in your manhood? I bet you can answer yes to at least 2 of those questions, but I am not ruling out all three. Question 1: No. Since I'm a white male, I'm right at the avg of 6 inches, so nope, not lacking in that department Question 2: Nope. I have quite a few gay friends and pretty much don't care about people's sexual identification. Hell, I had a friend call me up 2 days ago and talked to me about how he just came out of the closet. Everyone was being mean to him. People suck sometimes. Question 3: Can't say that I'm not. I'm perfectly happy being what I think is called "metrosexual" and I've got a good relationship with my fiancee Jenni, so nope. I just thought it was common courtesy or something. I mean, one dood ripped a massive fart too. I'm sure he could feel that coming. Did he have to let it out next to me? It stank like ass
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Do you have a small penis or something? Are you homophobic? Are you not secure in your manhood? I bet you can answer yes to at least 2 of those questions, but I am not ruling out all three. He has a point....
Stephen Joseph Posted October 21, 2003 Author Report Posted October 21, 2003 Of course, if you had read my response, you'd find his point was moot
justsoyouknow Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Can you also not spell "dude" correctly? Dood, please.
Stephen Joseph Posted October 21, 2003 Author Report Posted October 21, 2003 Can you also not spell "dude" correctly? Dood, please. anything for you JSYK =) post edited
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Can you also not spell "dude" correctly? Dood, please. Exactly, its not like its short hand for the actual spelling, its just retarded internet jargin.
justsoyouknow Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 anything for you JSYK =) post edited ...Are you hitting on me?
Guest Just J Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 Well then who cares if somebody takes a piss next to you? There is something here your not telling us.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 anything for you JSYK =) post edited ...Are you hitting on me? He shoulda :-0 Then he'd be hitting you.
justsoyouknow Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 anything for you JSYK =) post edited ...Are you hitting on me? He shoulda :-0 Then he'd be hitting you. C'mon, dood, even freaking Maxim declared this something you don't do. If there's ladies, you don't smile at the one dood there! It's freaking weird, like 2 straight guys sitting side by side at a movie theatre that ain't packed! Doods be trippin, yo.
Guest Just J Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 anything for you JSYK =) post edited ...Are you hitting on me? He shoulda :-0 Then he'd be hitting you. C'mon, dood, even freaking Maxim declared this something you don't do. If there's ladies, you don't smile at the one dood there! It's freaking weird, like 2 straight guys sitting side by side at a movie theatre that ain't packed! Doods be trippin, yo. So Maxim is now the end all of toilet etiquette?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 21, 2003 Report Posted October 21, 2003 anything for you JSYK =) post edited ...Are you hitting on me? He shoulda :-0 Then he'd be hitting you. C'mon, dood, even freaking Maxim declared this something you don't do. If there's ladies, you don't smile at the one dood there! It's freaking weird, like 2 straight guys sitting side by side at a movie theatre that ain't packed! Doods be trippin, yo. So Maxim is now the end all of toilet etiquette? Johnson, quit owning Popick.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 22, 2003 Report Posted October 22, 2003 anything for you JSYK =) post edited ...Are you hitting on me? He shoulda :-0 Then he'd be hitting you. C'mon, dood, even freaking Maxim declared this something you don't do. If there's ladies, you don't smile at the one dood there! It's freaking weird, like 2 straight guys sitting side by side at a movie theatre that ain't packed! Doods be trippin, yo. So Maxim is now the end all of toilet etiquette? Apparently yes.
Lando Griffin Posted October 22, 2003 Report Posted October 22, 2003 The Urinal Game: Test your bathroom etiquette
Ripper Posted October 22, 2003 Report Posted October 22, 2003 Fuck that, popick is right. That shit is unneccesary closeness. If you were in the movie theater and some guy just come and sits next to you when there are like 4 other people in the theater, you telling me you don't find that the least bit annoying. If it is a attractive woman, at least something good can come out of it. But if it is a guy, him sitting next to me serves no purpose except taking my fucking arm rest and me having to hear him breathe and that is just goddamned annoying. If there are 50 other godamn urinals, WHY chose the one directly next to someone else. Thats too close to my personal space. Personal space should only be comprimised when absolutely necessary. If you're up in my face, all close on a crowded subway fine. If no one is on the subway and you get freakishly close to me...problem. In other words, Poppick, next time it happens say "Get the fuck to the other fucking urinal you fucking fuck." really REALLY loud and I guarentee you won't have this problem again. And if you get fired, well, that just the price we have to pay sometimes.
Stephen Joseph Posted October 22, 2003 Author Report Posted October 22, 2003 I knew I wasn't crazy. Thanks Rip and Lando
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 22, 2003 Report Posted October 22, 2003 I'm perfectly happy being what I think is called "Metrosexual"
razazteca Posted October 22, 2003 Report Posted October 22, 2003 Pop culture has taken over his fragile little mind.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 I heard that Metrosexual is actually French for "My wife dresses me"
razazteca Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 I heard that Metrosexual is actually French for "My wife dresses me" Actually its the subject of the new South Park episode: blindly following gay culture but not taking it in the ass. You know the type the sheep who follow pop culture but don't really "get it".
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Just whip your dick at him and give the guy a nice wet stripe upside his slacks. Growl intensely.
PLAGIARISM! Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 You are what is technically described as 'a piss magnet'.
Stephen Joseph Posted October 23, 2003 Author Report Posted October 23, 2003 Just whip your dick at him and give the guy a nice wet stripe upside his slacks. Growl intensely. what? and say "ooops, i missed?"
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 What's he gonna do? Kick your ass? He's the one with piss on his leg. He's not going to continue anything, because you'll still be pissin'.
{''({o..o})''} Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 For some strange reason I just felt pulled toward this thread. I was if some unknown force caused me to gradually be drawn here.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Must be one frosty mens room...
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