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WHAT IN THE MUTHERFUCKING FUCK!?!!?!??!

 

Is there a single eastern conference coach returning this year or what?

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Well, they did have one of the best records in the preseason. Which according to the Clippers thread means they are GOING PLACES BAYBEE~!

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Guest El Satanico

He waited until less than a week before the season starts?

 

:imagines Riley during practice suddenly saying "nah man fuck this I'm out":

 

It all makes sense now...

 

OOOOR!

 

:imagines Riley bursting into the GM's office slapping a hundred dollar bill onto his desk and exclaiming "I'm Out!":

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This is huge. And not in a good way for the Heat.

 

If this was a spur of the moment thing, its fucked up because the players have already gone through training camps and preseason with Riley and now they have to adjust to a whole new coach. I'd bet it'll probrably be one of Riley's assistants, but still, I've had mid season coaching changes when I played organized and even if the same system is implemented, the way it's taught will be different and there'll be an adjustment period.

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Guest thrall585

Riley never got the Heat past the Knicks, he should have been fired back then as coach. And as president he should have been fired when he decided to keep the cripple Tim Hardaway for the 00-01 season and signing the loser Eddie Jones.

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I'd bet it'll probrably be one of Riley's assistants, but still, I've had mid season coaching changes when I played organized and even if the same system is implemented, the way it's taught will be different and there'll be an adjustment period.

Stan Van Gundy, Jeff's brother, was named the coach and yes he was a Riley assistant and apparantly had said in the past that he would be his eventual replacement.

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Guest Smell the ratings!!!

in a related story, Lamar Odom announced at a press conferace that as a result of Pat Riley's resignation as Miami Heat head coach, Odom will play the entire season "high as a fuckin' kite, man"

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Yeah, I think that's weird, too...Riley has been gushing over Odom ever since he came into the league, then he finally is able to get him, and now he quits?

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WHAT IN THE MUTHERFUCKING FUCK!?!!?!??!

 

Is there a single eastern conference coach returning this year or what?

Jim O'Brien of my Boston Celtics

 

the guy's a great coach, and I hope he stays with the Celts till he retires

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I know you were exaggerating Ripper, but for fun, I counted six coaches who are returning in the East:

 

Terry Stotts

Jim O'Brien

Bill Cartwright

Byron Scott

Don (?) Chaney

Doc Rivers

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