Congrats to Paul and Stephanie

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Well by this time they have exchanged their vows. We should all wish them the best of luck in the battlefield called marriage. And we should congratulate Triple H for sliming his way into wrestling history forever. For now, smart marks, he will be one in the same with the WWE. As we think of Vince McMahon, we'll think of Triple H. I can see the upside.

 

And I wonder of Chyna and Waltman were invited....?

[Guest Burrito]

They may catch a lot of flack, but it is their wedding day. Best of luck to the newlyweds

 

-Burrito

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

They may catch a lot of flack, but it is their wedding day. Best of luck to the newlyweds

 

-Burrito

Exactly, "Burrito", they do deserve the best of luck. We should have pooled money from each user here and sent them a wedding gift.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

They may catch a lot of flack, but it is their wedding day. Best of luck to the newlyweds 

 

-Burrito

Exactly, "Burrito", they do deserve the best of luck. We should have pooled money from each user here and sent them a wedding gift.

Give the money to some psycho to send them a bomb when all the McMahons are in one place.

[Guest Anglesault]

They may catch a lot of flack, but it is their wedding day. Best of luck to the newlyweds 

 

-Burrito

Exactly, "Burrito", they do deserve the best of luck. We should have pooled money from each user here and sent them a wedding gift.

I wanted to when we found the registry

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yeah, I mean, they are people after all. Regardless of backstage machinations and all that crap, may their marriage do well...

 

... for a little while until they get divorced and I can have Stephanie myself.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Yeah, I mean, they are people after all. Regardless of backstage machinations and all that crap, may their marriage do well...

 

... for a little while until they get divorced and I can have Stephanie myself.

Why not marry a random cow, its the same quality.

[Guest Anglesault]

Yeah, I mean, they are people after all. Regardless of backstage machinations and all that crap, may their marriage do well...

 

... for a little while until they get divorced and I can have Stephanie myself.

Come on Kotz.

 

There's surely enough of Steph to go around.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I was attracted to Steph before her voice turned raspy, her hips expanded beyond belief, and she got breasts that are too large for her frame.

 

I just often ask if she didn't realise Paul had her do the same shit he had Chyna do

[Damaramu 0]

Speaking of her breasts I've noticed that she's starting to gain "quad boobs". Where they're so big and her bra is to tight so it causes and indention in the middle where they stick out in 4 places now rather than 2.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

I was attracted to Steph before her voice turned raspy, her hips expanded beyond belief, and she got breasts that are too large for her frame.

 

I just often ask if she didn't realise Paul had her do the same shit he had Chyna do

Doubt it.

 

This is Stephanie McMahon - I really don't see her as someone who's easily led by others to change her entire appearance.

 

Besides, she looks phenominal these days anyway. I have no explanation for her voice though, I have no idea what would cause that.

 

UYI

[Guest ManKinnd]

Why wish them luck? We don't even *know* them. The stuff we do know about them is mostly bad. Why wish these strangers luck?

[Guest BionicRedneck]

I was attracted to Steph before her voice turned raspy, her hips expanded beyond belief, and she got breasts that are too large for her frame.

agreed. At least she used to look like a women.

 

So sad....

[Guest FrigidSoul]

This is Stephanie McMahon - I really don't see her as someone who's easily led by others to change her entire appearance.

 

Besides, she looks phenominal these days anyway. I have no explanation for her voice though, I have no idea what would cause that.

 

UYI

She said she got breast implants because Paul told her that her boobs looked like melted butter packs that you get at a resteraunt. She said it on Howard Stern

 

Her voice is from not having voice lessons yet screaming so much she blew her vocal chords

 

Only divas I find attractive are Stacy, Trish, and Molly

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"May you choke to death on your wedding cake"

[JasonX 0]

Well by this time they have exchanged their vows.  We should all wish them the best of luck in the battlefield called marriage.  And we should congratulate Triple H for sliming his way into wrestling history forever.  For now, smart marks, he will be one in the same with the WWE.  As we think of Vince McMahon, we'll think of Triple H.  I can see the upside.

 

And I wonder of Chyna and Waltman were invited....?

411's Flea of all people had the best and so far only "Fuck the Newlyweds" rant in his Saturday News Update when he pointed out that HHH still isn't out of the woods in terms of fucking his way into the McMahon family and into supreme power over the company. That even though Paul's married Steph, he still has to conceive a child (perferably a male child) with Steph and that Shane and his wife have the lead in that department with Shane and his wife (Marissa IIRC) expecting a child next year and notes that HHH's steroid use will probably keep him from conceiving a child anytime soon.....

[Nevermortal 0]

I figured that the raspy voice came from cigarettes. She sounds like she smokes 3 packs a day.

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Whatever people think of Triple H ( personally, I hope he doesn't wrestle again ), I don't like to wish people bad luck when it comes to something like marriage, so good luck for the future of Paul and Stephanie and lets see if this turns out better than the Austin-Debra thing.

[the pinjockey 0]

Why is it so bad to not wish these people luck? It isn't like wishing death or phyiscal harm to them. As far as I care, they have ruined/are ruining wrestling. Therefore I don't like them, and if I don't like them, then fuck em. I hope the marriage fails and they are miserable.

[syxx2001 0]

I like her voice better now. It isn't so high pitched where you would have to turn down the TV while watching RAW or Smackdown. And I thought she said she got the implants cause of the fans who said "Steph's boobs sag" then she said "They dont sag anymore".

 

And Molly is the only one I like.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

I'll keep it simple..

congrats to them and good luck in the future

[Guest Trivia247]

oh gee I would have gotten you guys a wedding present but the dardest thing I kept wasting all that money watching what you have Done to the WWE via the PPVs.

 

but good luck heh

[2GOLD 0]

Implants do not equal hotter.

 

Example: Stephanie McMahon Lev...god, her name is really hard to say now.

 

SML

S&M Lover....

 

Yeah, that ruins my weekend.

[Guest robvandam420]

not that hhh has a stake in the company he might be a little more interested in pushing new guys up without squashing them. only time will tell

[Damaramu 0]

Dude....seriously. You've been told before that what you're saying is wrong...but you're still repeating it.

HHH already has a stake in the company. All wrestlers do. It does well....they do well. So why wouldn't he push new stars now? I mean it'll make him more money? And just because he's married to Steph doesn't mean he's part owner or anything. He's still a wrestler.

[haVoc 0]

I figured that the raspy voice came from cigarettes. She sounds like she smokes 3 packs a day.

Could be because both her parants have raspy voices as well. Your voice changes the older you get and Steph was pretty young when she first made her way onto TV.

 

Anyway, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

[AndrewTS 0]

I figured that the raspy voice came from cigarettes. She sounds like she smokes 3 packs a day.

Yeah, she smokes, but she also has a bad habit of shrieking on the mic.

[Downhome 0]

Implants do not equal hotter.

 

Example: Stephanie McMahon Lev...god, her name is really hard to say now.

 

SML

S&M Lover....

 

Yeah, that ruins my weekend.

I figured that HHH took HER name.

[Guest Brian]

I think the difference is, Damamaru, is that Trips stake in the company is permanent now and he has a future in the movies to worry about, so he might take a more vested interest in the long-term than punching out the short-term gains by milking his headliner status. Not really conceivable given the ego involved.

[AndrewTS 0]

In theory, HHH should be less selfish now because his position is secure as long as he's on Steph's good side. He shouldn't be so paranoid about "threats" to his spot. He should realize WWE needs to make new stars to be successful again.

 

In theory, Communism works though, too.