The wedding photos.

[TheFranchise 0]

Not to sound like i want to see them or anything, or is there more than the three photos that keep getting passed around?

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

There's one posted over at Rajah with HHH spewing the cerimonial wine right after saying "I do-uh"

[Guest Ram]

The great thing about Sting's 97 run was that whenever he actually said something, it HAD to be something important.

 

That was great.

Umm, did Sting EVER say anything worthwhile or important?

 

I mean EVER?

-=Mike

Not saying he did, but the feeling of it was that it had to be something important.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

SLEEPY HOLLOW, NY (AP Associated Parodies)- The pro wrestling equivalent to a royal wedding took placed this past Saturday as the daughter of WWE owner Vince McMahon married WWE superstar and world champion Triple H (Paul Levesque). Stephanie McMahon who also has an on air role as WWE Brand Smackdown's GM was said to look as lovely as she ever has on her big day.

 

Those who attended pointed out some of the wedding's more touching moments such as WWE Owner Vince McMahon walked down the aisle with, and giving away Triple H for the ceremony telling Stephanie "If you break his heart, I'll kill you". The ceremony did not disappoint those who long for teary eyed unions between man and wife as there was hardly a dry eye in the house as Triple H read some of his own written vows to Stephanie, "Stephanie, you've waited for this day for a long time now, and now you finally get to marry me. I know ever since I set foot in the WWF/WWE you had your eyes on me, and quite frankly who can blame you. You were there for me when I was going through a "curious" phase in my life when I was dating Joanie "Chyna" Laurer and helped me realize just exactly where my own sexual preference's were.

 

The ceremony and reception was a virtual who's who in the world of pro wrestling as many of the top superstars in the business attended. At the reception many toasts and speeches were given to honor the newlyweds including one from Stephanie's brother Shane McMahon. "Well Steph, you landed quite a guy, yeah, now dad, you finally have the son you've always wanted don't you, it's official now isn't it dad!!! Oh yeah he works out all day long and eats, sleeps, breathes and injects wrestling, you must be soooo proud aren't YOU DAD!!!".

 

One other heart wrenching moment was experienced when during the traditional dance between the bride and her father, Triple H asked to cut in and Stephanie sat down allowing Vince and Triple H to finish out the dance and the song they were dancing to "Butterfly Kisses" suddenly changed to "My Love" by Lionel Richie.

 

Another highlight of the reception was the ceremonial tossing of the bouquet by the bride to the prospective brides in attendance. As Stephanie tossed the bouquet over her shoulders it was caught by the beautiful WWE superstar Sylvan Grenier who was said to be ecstatic upon being dubbed the next lovely bride to head down the isle. Grenier then disappeared into the parking lot with former WWE superstar Pat Patterson who helped Grenier put the flowers into a vase Patterson had in the backseat of his car.

 

The other ritual passing of the marriage torch so to speak occurred when the groom of course threw the bride's garter belt to the bachelors in attendance. Triple H threw the belt over his shoulder which caused a strain of his groin and was caught by one of WWE's most eligible bachelors Andrew "Test" Martin. Martin, who's currently dating in real life, WWE's Gorgeous Diva Stacey Keibler, was then kicked in the stomach by Triple H who then took the garter belt back.

 

The couple received an abundance of extravagant gifts from family and friends including rare and expensive crystal glasses, silverware, toasters, George Foreman Grills, and several unmarked vials of what we assume are, aroma therapy fragrances and perfumes? One unusual custom many have never seen before at weddings was afterwards everyone in attendance presented Triple H and Stephanie with thank you cards for allowing them to attend the ceremony.

 

All in all it was certainly an event to remember for years to come, and the universal feeling from those in attendance seemed to be it was one of the more enjoyable mandatory events they ever had to attend in order to keep their jobs.

 

Chris Najdek

Associated Parodies

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

...2 posts...my bad

Edited October 29, 2003 by Boo_Bradley

[AndrewTS 0]

Boo: You almost had me going there...but THIS really messed things up...

 

"Well Steph, you landed quite a guy, yeah, now dad, you finally have the son you've always wanted don't you, it's official now isn't it dad!!! Oh yeah he works out all day long and eats, sleeps, breathes and injects wrestling, you must be soooo proud aren't YOU DAD!!!".

 

Everyone knows Vince hates wrestling, and refuses to even call his "product" anything but "sports entertainment."

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

Another highlight of the reception was the ceremonial tossing of the bouquet by the bride to the prospective brides in attendance. As Stephanie tossed the bouquet over her shoulders it was caught by the beautiful WWE superstar Sylvan Grenier who was said to be ecstatic upon being dubbed the next lovely bride to head down the isle. Grenier then disappeared into the parking lot with former WWE superstar Pat Patterson who helped Grenier put the flowers into a vase Patterson had in the backseat of his car.

 

That was the only really funny part.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I have a picture from Triple H's wedding, he entered to Motorhead with his lights and everything. He forgot to put a jean jacket over the tux though.

 

Oh I made it in five minutes, sorry.