JangoFett4Hire Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 OK! That's it! I quit! *leaves, kicking lego blocks on the way out*
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 (edited) Yeah, I definitely have no sense of humor. I' laugh at 92.3594% of the shit on this thing. If you think all I do is actcunt-like perhaps a little self-evaluation is necessary on your part, G. Maybe I just don't take this as seriously as you Chave Guerrero Jr because I have other avenues for social interaction. This message board is escapism. Other matters of social interaction don't matter here, people are judged on the strength of what they type. Sure, in real life I wouldn't give a fuck about you, but this isn't real life: it's the antithesis. It's a place people come to unwind and chill and have fun. That's why if you think I suck, and I think you suck the only thing to do is to trade meaningless insults across the net. The two saddest people in the world are those who think what goes on here really matters, and those who believe other people think that. As for you, ya little cock sucker, show me something you've written in this folder which was worth the time spnt to write it. You've called me "Chave Guerrerro Jr" twice now as an insult. Why? "OMG ITS NERELY TEH SAIME!!1LOLOL". If that's what you consider "funny" then you should do us a favour and lock yourself away in a nice comfortable room with no sharp edges and laugh at things that nearly sound like other things, all the time repressing the realisation that people just plain don't like you. And "I' laugh at 92.3594% of the shit on this thing"? OMGWTF? Most stuff posted here is drivel. And when you consider "someone got beaten up by his spouse!" and "Theres a road named after a BUTT" so hilarious that they deserve their own thread, I'd rather be aiming for the other 7.406% So, now is your time to prove yourself. You got anything clever or witty to say, or are you gonna respond with pictures and jokes straight from a Christmas cracker? Edited October 29, 2003 by chave
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 As least no one is talking badly about me, the most beloved man on the board. Your time will come, my child. Focus your stupidity. Learn from your moronic peers. Start posting unfunny stuff and using smileys. And if that fails, go use some of Eagans old pictures.
justsoyouknow Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Yeah, I definitely have no sense of humor. I' laugh at 92.3594% of the shit on this thing. If you think all I do is actcunt-like perhaps a little self-evaluation is necessary on your part, G. Maybe I just don't take this as seriously as you Chave Guerrero Jr because I have other avenues for social interaction. This message board is escapism. Other matters of social interaction don't matter here, people are judged on the strength of what they type. Sure, in real life I wouldn't give a fuck about you, but this isn't real life: it's the antithesis. It's a place people come to unwind and chill and have fun. That's why if you think I suck, and I think you suck the only thing to do is to trade meaningless insults across the net. The two saddest people in the worls are those who think what goes on here really matters, and those who beliece oter people think that. As for you, ya little cock sucker, show me something you've written in this poster which was worth the time spnt to write it. You've called me "Chave Guerrerro Jr" twice now as an insult. Why? "OMG ITS NERELY TEH SAIME!!1LOLOL". If that's what you consider "funny" then you should do us a favour and lock yourself away in a nice comfortable room with no sharp edges and laugh at things that nearly sounf like other things, all the time repressing the realisation that people just plain don't like you. And "I' laugh at 92.3594% of the shit on this thing"? OMGWTF? Most stuff posted here is drivel. And when you consider "someone got beaten up by his spouse!" and "Theres a road named after a BUTT" so hilarious that they deserve their own thread, I'd rather be aiming for the other 7.406% So, now is your time to prove yourself. You got anything clever or witty to say, or are you gonna respond with pictures and jokes straight from a Christmas cracker? Owned. Go Chave!
{''({o..o})''} Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 What do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus? Billy the squid! What do you get if you cross a gnome with a vampire? A monster that sucks the blood out of your kneecaps! What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an octopus, a sheep and a zebra? A striped, woolly jumper with eight sleeves! How's that, my Lord?
JangoFett4Hire Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Owned. Go Chave! LOL Up high! *High fives*
justsoyouknow Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 *Dodges Highfive* Don't highfive me. I'm complimenting the person that owned you, doofus.
Guest Choken One Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Damn, I leave for the weekend and Games is booted? Cool. So Long Ass Hair.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 So, now is your time to prove yourself. You got anything clever or witty to say, or are you gonna respond with pictures and jokes straight from a Christmas cracker? I knew I should have put "say LOL or OMGWTF" on there as well. AnywayJangoFett4Hire, if that is your real name, you've got the perfect chance to prove you've got a sense of humour and that you're not just a waste of bandwidth. We're all waiting here to see what you can pull out the bag. What ya got? Dazzle us!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 So Long Ass Hair. Was that a farewell, or just an observation?
justsoyouknow Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 So....long ass hair. or So long, ass hair ??
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Both are equally valid.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Chavo Guerrero Jr? ..... chave? It kinda sorta not really works....
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Chevy and Nu-Mi randomly turn up on the board within a minute of each other? Have you two been cybering?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Chevy and Nu-Mi randomly turn up on the board within a minute of each other? Have you two been cybering? Sadly, thats the most action I've had in 24 hours....he knows how to teat a lonely boy.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Teat? If that's all he's been sucking, you've been ripped off!
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Teat? If that's all he's been sucking, you've been ripped off! He violates my little teat quite often. He's a biter...my nipples are swollen.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Teat? If that's all he's been sucking, you've been ripped off! He violates my little teat quite often. He's a biter...my nipples are swollen. Damn! He only ever sucks my cock, the bastard...
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Teat? If that's all he's been sucking, you've been ripped off! He violates my little teat quite often. He's a biter...my nipples are swollen. Damn! He only ever sucks my cock, the bastard... Does he bite? I feel jipped, he only dedicates himself to my nipples...and he only wants your schlong? Fuck.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Teat? If that's all he's been sucking, you've been ripped off! He violates my little teat quite often. He's a biter...my nipples are swollen. Damn! He only ever sucks my cock, the bastard... Does he bite? I feel jipped, he only dedicates himself to my nipples...and he only wants your schlong? Fuck. Well, they're about the same size. Er, by which I mean you have 12 inch long nipples. Yes, that's what I meant...
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Actually, you implied you have ne penis... chave = the Cockless Wonder
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 My secret shame... I lost my penis in a bizarre palaeontological accident. There's a reason they don't let you fuck the fossils at the museum.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 My secret shame... I lost my penis in a bizarre palaeontological accident. There's a reason they don't let you fuck the fossils at the museum. Thats beautiful.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 My secret shame... I lost my penis in a bizarre palaeontological accident. There's a reason they don't let you fuck the fossils at the museum. Thats beautiful. You haven't seen the stump..
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 My secret shame... I lost my penis in a bizarre palaeontological accident. There's a reason they don't let you fuck the fossils at the museum. Thats beautiful. You haven't seen the stump.. I'll ask the New Me about that.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Wow, I didn't make the list. Zoobiddy Do dee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bop.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 My secret shame... I lost my penis in a bizarre palaeontological accident. There's a reason they don't let you fuck the fossils at the museum. Thats beautiful. You haven't seen the stump.. I'll ask the New Me about that. Where is that guy anyhow? It's like he's rather shag his missus than spend his time talking about pseudo-homosexual fantasies on an internet wrestling message board. The schmuck.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Fuck him, we don't need his sexy ass anymore, we have one another...right? I get a hard-on when I think about stumps.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Did somebody say hard-on?! Chevy, Chave, get your asses in the showers right now!
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now