Gay Lobster attacks

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

In Some Hot Water ----------------------

 

BOSTON - A man has gotten himself into trouble after caper-

ing around Provincetown dressed as a gay lobster. Mark

Ceria calls himself "Provincetown's first gay lobster" and

said that he has been dressing as the crustacean since June,

posing for pictures in exchange for money "to support my

art." "People love me," he said after appearing in Orleans

District Court as Mr. Lobster to plead not guilty to pot

possession. "The whole town has opened their arms to me

like a superhero." Marijuana was allegedly found on Ceria

last month when he was arrested on a warrant charging him

with stealing an Enterprise rental car. Ceria admitted to

dabbling in drugs and said he was taking the weed to an

ailing AIDS patient while dressed as the lobster. He plans

to retire his alter ego by Thanksgiving and vows that those

who would crack down on him will "eat their words."

[The Czech Republic]

Crab people, crab people...

[Nevermortal]

Taste like crab

 

Talk like people

[Ravenbomb]

damn, I got beat to it twice