Boo's OAO Wacky Story Thread

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

A Moroccan teacher found a new way to discipline a couple of

noisy students...she threw them out the window. The school-

boys were hurt when their female teacher tossed them out of

a first floor window after she told them once to be quiet.

She warned the pair she would throw them out, but apparently

they didn't take her threats seriously. One boy, aged nine,

was hospitalized with a fractured shoulder and serious facial

and head injuries. The other, a ten-year-old boy, suffered

minor injuries. A government official in Casablanca said of

the situation, "They did not listen. They should have

listened," adding that the teacher "suffers depression."

The official had no comment on whether the teacher would be

disciplined.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Letting Boys Be Boys --------------------

 

BERLIN - German women tired of taking their husbands on

weekend shopping trips can now drop them off at a special

kindergarten for men offering beer and entertainment. "The

women are issued a receipt for their partners when they hand

them in and can pick up again when they return it to us

later," Alexander Stein, manager of the 'Nox Bar' said.

Each man receives a name badge upon arrival and for 10 euros

($11.80) they get two beers, a hot meal, televised football

and games. Stein said the idea for the men's creche, or

"Maennergarten," came from a female customer who felt it

would be a good way to get rid of her husband while she

shopped. "It beats sitting around in shoe shops, that's for

sure," remarked one man.

[MrRant 0]

This is a stupid idea.

 

And I mean the thread.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

This is a stupid idea.

 

And I mean the thread.

Bitch...Bitch....Bitch....

 

 

*Feels the love*

[Guest stardust]

Where the hell do you find these stories, Boo?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

This is a stupid idea.

 

And I mean the thread.

Actually, I liked these stories when they were separately posted in CE just to hear DrTom grumble about them...

[Dr. Tom 0]

I didn't grumble...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I groused.

 

BIG difference. Hmph.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Sex exhibit causes premature evacuation

 

BEIJING (AFP) - A sex exhibition in China's capital has been closed early after the number of visitors grew to proportions that made security a real concern, state media said.

 

The exhibition, featuring sex-related works of art from the past two millennia, was opened Monday and was originally scheduled to last a week, the Beijing Youth Daily reported.

 

 

However, interest on the first day far beat expectations, as 200 crowded into the small exhibition rooms that were designed to hold only 100 at a time, the paper said.

 

 

Near-chaotic scenes ensued, and the glass pane of one of the exhibits was smashed, while security personnel watched helpless, according to the paper.

 

 

Following the unhappy experience of the first day, organizers decided to call off the exhibition entirely.

 

 

Many of the priceless objects on show were collected through years of painstaking efforts by just Ma Shaonian, deputy head of the Beijing Sexual Health Research Association, the paper said.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

'LONG LOST DAD STOLE MY FIANCEE'

 

 

An estranged father reunited with his son after 20 years reportedly stole his fiancee.

 

George Potter left his son, also called George, when he was just eight weeks old.

 

 

Twenty years on Mr Potter Junior tracked down his father in an attempt to make up for lost time, and after an initial visit brought along his fiancee, 19-year-old Mary-Anne Beeson.

 

But, reports the Daily Mail, while striking up a good relationship with his son, Mr Potter Senior, 51, embarked on a passionate affair with his prospective daughter-in-law.

 

Mr Potter Jnr told the newspaper: "My father has ruined my life. He was married to my mother but walked out on her when I was just a baby.

 

"I grew up without him but eventually decided that I'd like him in my life.

 

"I wanted to introduce him to my bride-to-be. I never for one minute imagined that he would take her away from me."

 

Mr Potter Snr was married at the time to his wife of 17 years, Sandra, who has since kicked him out of their home in Stoke-on-Trent.

 

She said: "I felt hurt and disgusted. Not only had he destroyed his marriage but he'd broken his son's heart in the process."

 

But Miss Beeson's mother insisted: "Mary-Anne had already finished with George when she got together with his father."

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Where the hell do you find these stories, Boo?

FMTK, AFYTFO

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Community activists and other volunteers established a "safe injection site" in Vancouver, British Columbia, so that addicts can bring their heroin, crystal meth or cocaine, and prepare and inject it with clean equipment and in an environment free of hassling by police, who have been reluctant to close the site down. Often, there is a volunteer registered nurse on duty to provide advice on injection technique

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Knoxville, Tenn.,Thomas Martin McGouey, 51, apparently set on committing suicide, left a note and painted a bull's-eye on his body before arranging a standoff in which he pointed a gun at police officers so they would kill him in self-defense. McGouey's scheme failed because Knox County sheriff's deputies, who fired 28 shots at him, missed with 27 and only grazed his shoulder with the other.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Burglar discovers photos taken by sex offender

 

By Chuck Soder, Staff Writer - [email protected]

A Piqua man was arrested Friday after a burglar broke into his home and stumbled upon a metal box full of illicit photos of young girls, including the thief's 4-year-old sister.

 

Richard Yearsley, a 51-year-old registered sex offender, was arrested from from his apartment at 329 Harrison St. after the 20-year-old burglar called the Piqua Police Department at 4:40 p.m.

 

Yearsley was subsequently charged with rape of a child under the age of 13 and illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material, according to new reports. The rape charges are for a March incident where Yearsley allegedly touched a 3-year-old child sexually.

 

Piqua Police Chief Philip Potter said the photos police found in Yearsley's apartment could help them find other victims. Yearsley told police that he had taken photos of four other children in the past few years, sexually touching some of them, according to news reports.

 

The burglar, whose name is being withheld to protect his sister's identity, knew Yearsley, and they both lived in the Harrison House apartment complex.

 

The 20-year-old originally tried to convince another man in the building to phone police so as to protect himself, according to Potter.

 

Eventually, however, the burglar turned himself in, Potter said.

 

Yearsley is now incarcerated in Miami County Jail, with bail set at $150,000 during his Monday arraignment in Miami County Municipal Court. His preliminary hearing is set for Tuesday.

 

Charges against the burglar will be determined by the city prosecutor.

 

Yearsley has been listed as a sexually oriented offender since 1995, when he pled guilty to two felony charges: gross sexual imposition and dissemination of material harmful to juveniles under the age of 13. For those crimes he was sentenced to a total of three and a half years at the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction in Columbus.

 

In July 2001, a civil protection order was filed against Yearsley after he attempted to force his then girlfriend to perform sexual acts on him.

 

Potter said parents should talk to their children if they have had any contact with Yearsley, especially alone. If suspicious of wrongdoing, they should call the police, he added.

 

The police report on the case is not available to the public because the Ohio Revised Code requires that child sex offense cases be sealed.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

ELEPHANT TUG-O-WAR AXED

 

A British version of a US reality show which featured 44 dwarves competing in a tug-o-war with an elephant has been pulled at the last minute.

 

Man Versus Beast, hosted by ex-footballer John Fashanu, was to have been aired on ITV1 this Saturday.

 

 

But the show, which was branded sick and degrading by animal rights activists, was axed from the schedule at the 11th hour, reports say.

 

It has been replaced with a one-off special on the world's greatest magic tricks.

 

The Granada-produced show was criticised by the RSPCA, animal rights campaigner Dame Judi Dench, and Virginia McKenna's Born Free Foundation.

 

Dame Judi said she was "horrified" and Ms McKenna branded the show "degrading trivia."

 

Fashanu had claimed the show would be "enormous" and said viewing figures would "go through the roof."

 

A spokeswoman for ITV1 said: "We absolutely do not agree that the show was unfair to animals.

 

"It was a scheduling decision and nothing to do with criticism of the show from pressure groups. We will reschedule it at a later date."

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

------------------ Money on His Mind -----------------------

 

Conceptual artist Jonathon Keats is selling all 6 billion

neurons of his brain because he wants to be immortal. Keats,

32, has issued a prospectus and has had a series of MRI

brain scans showing clear areas of neural activity when he

thought about art, beauty, love and death. A minimum invest-

ment of $10 will buy 1 million neurons, but the idea relies

on new technology, not yet invented, which will keep his

brain alive and functioning after his death, the BBC reports.

In theory, he could net $60 million, some of which would be

used to cover the cost of keeping his brain functioning,

while his holding company would strike deals to license out

his brain.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Helena bus driver fired for slapping potty-mouthed child

Associated Press

 

HELENA — The Helena School District has fired a school bus driver for slapping a middle-school student across the head when he wouldn’t stop saying the word "penis" on the bus.

 

James Campbell, 62, also received a deferred sentence for assault in city court last week for slapping the 12-year-old boy on Oct. 7.

 

City Prosecutor Bob Wood said the dispute between Campbell and the student from C.R. Anderson began when Campbell objected to the boy loudly repeating the word "penis," despite Campbell’s request to stop.

 

 

The boy’s response to the bus driver’s request was that "penis" isn’t a derogatory word, but is in fact, a scientific term.

 

At that point, Wood said, Campbell slapped the boy. Wood said the altercation was captured on a video camera, which all school buses have.

 

School officials said their bus contractor, Treasure State Transit, fired the driver immediately upon learning of the incident.

 

The boy did not require medical attention, Wood said.

 

Superintendent Bruce Messinger said a district and police investigation led to the district’s decision to take Campbell’s bus route away.

 

Neither Campbell nor his attorney returned messages seeking comment from the Helena Independent Record Thursday.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

nbc5i.com

Middle School Students Found Having Sex In Class

Adult Monitor Unaware Act Was Taking Place

POSTED: 8:23 a.m. CST October 31, 2003

UPDATED: 2:01 p.m. CST October 31, 2003

 

DALLAS -- The Dallas Independent School District is investigating two students caught having oral sex in the middle of a classroom full of other students and an adult monitor.

 

 

 

District officials say a 12-year-old girl and a 14-year-old boy were performing the sex act in the back of a science laboratory at Robert T. Hill middle school.

 

Four witnesses say the girl was performing the act on the boy.

 

Donny Claxton with the DISD said the teacher was in a meeting, and the adult monitor on duty was apparently unaware of what was going on in the science class.

 

Claxton said the fact that the students were having sex while under supervision of school personnel is very disturbing.

 

The DISD will hold a Parent Academy Saturday from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m., where, among other topics, the incident is likely to be discussed. The academy will be held at Greiner Middle School, 501 S. Edgefield Ave.

 

Hill Middle School Principal Robert Cole sent a letter home to parents explaining the incident. The letter also says appropriate measures will be taken in dealing with the incident.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Who's older? Twins' birth straddle time change

 

 

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BY NICOLE SEQUINO STAFF WRITER

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Saturday, November 01, 2003 -- ( EASTHAMPTON ) Room 2726 at Baystate Medical Center's maternity ward contained two very happy, but bewildered Easthampton parents of twin baby girls.

Margaret J. and William E. Ezell, of 14 Glendale St., were grateful for two healthy, 7.1-pound daughters, but confused about the time of their birth.

 

The first baby, Ann Mackenzie, was born Sunday, Oct. 26, at 1:57 a.m. and the second, Taylor Emily, at 2:25 a.m.

 

But last Sunday was also daylight savings time, that special time of year when clocks fall back one hour at 2 a.m.

 

For the Ezell's twins, the time change switched Taylor's birth to 1:25 a.m., making her 32 minutes ''older'' than Ann.

 

''We're calling them the time warp babies,'' quipped William E. Ezell. ''Which one is really older? It's something they'll get to fight about their whole lives.''

 

The time change also caused a dilemma for the hospital, which must report births to state's Registry of Vital Records and Statistics in Dorchester. The Ezells said the hospital eventually decided to record the births at 1:25 a.m. for Taylor, the second-born, and 1:57 a.m. for Ann, the first-born.

 

Molly Gray, interim director of the Women, Infants and Children's Hospital at Baystate, could not confirm that the Ezell twins are the first newborns born during daylight savings time in Massachusetts, but she did admit that it was a first for Baystate.

 

''It's still one for the record books for Baystate,'' said spokesman Keith O'Connor, paraphrasing Gray's comments. ''Especially when it involves twins. Think of the odds of something like this.''

 

Charlene Zion, information officer for the state Register of Vital Records, said the computer research involved in finding out how many babies were born during daylight savings time would be extensive and complicated. Her office records 80,000 to 90,000 births a year, she said.

 

Zion did admit that the timing of the births were rare, but added that birth records of rare events are usually kept confidential.

 

''Even if we could find this,'' said Zion, ''it would be confidential because the numbers would more than likely be tiny and would point to specific families.''

 

At any rate, Shirley White, the newborns' aunt, said she was glad her nieces and her sister, Margaret Ezell, were healthy.

 

''It's a fun story, but we're just glad everyone's all right,'' added White.

 

William Ezell explained that his wife was admitted to the hospital Thursday after her labor was induced that night.

 

Her physicians stopped the labor Friday night to allow her to sleep and then induced her again Saturday morning, he said.

 

The first baby was born naturally, but the second was born through a Cesarean operation, said Ezell. He also has a 16-year-old daughter, Tiffany, a sophomore at Easthampton High School. ''It was tough, but we made it,'' he said.

 

Nicole Sequino can be reached at [email protected].

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Per KKK's request, some true stories of my past:

 

When I was 12/13ish I peeked in the bathroom and saw my Ma naked so do you think my reaction was

 

A> Look Away in Disgust

 

B> Scream and Tell her to get dressed

 

C> Jerk off to the sight of her saggy 50 year old tits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer = C

 

 

More later as I delve into my past.....

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

When I was a seinor in High School, My mother and i were watching a movie and the story was dealing with incest, and during a commercial break, I stood face to face with my Ma, Kissed her forehead and kiddingly said “Will you have sex with me Ma?” She looked back, laughed and said “No no its illegal!”

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

When I was in Middle School we went to the Weidner center here in Green Bay, and during one of the periods where the curtain was down and the auditorium was dark, I jerked off...

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

In not my proudest moment, I used one of my busty cousins bras to jerk off with, then i tossed it into the laundry.

 

In my younger days, i used to use the matresses as a "pussy" if you catch my drift.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

In yet another of my not so proud moments, I jerked off in front of my niece when she was 2 or so... Not at her or anything, just in the same room...

 

 

None of my stories can beat Chosen One's Cousin story, or IDRM using his Mom's dildo IMHO

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Nightclub staff should remind punters to go to the toilet before making their way home in a bid to stop urinating on the streets of Bath, a draft council report has stated. Members of Bath and North East Somerset Council believe a few gentle words to revellers as they leave a venue could stop them relieving themselves in the street.

 

However, the idea has been slammed by licensees as unworkable.

 

A report on Bath's night-time culture by the council's housing and community safety overview and scrutiny panel puts forward the idea as a simple way of reducing the drink-fuelled problem.

 

It criticised Bath's "unfriendly atmosphere" in the evenings, with problems caused by "urination, vomiting, vandalism and waste from take-away food", and urged agencies to work together to find a solution.

 

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TheNewMexicoChannel.com

'Taking Two' Talk Of Town

Student Punished For Keeping Extra Soda From Machine

UPDATED: 7:57 p.m. MST October 30, 2003

 

 

 

RIO RANCHO, N.M. -- A Rio Rancho teen was slapped with an in-school suspension for taking both sodas that came out of a vending machine, when he had only paid for one.

 

That story, first reported on KOAT Action 7 News, was the talk of the town Thursday. It was the buzz on morning radio, topped local newscasts and was the talk of parents in the Rio Rancho School District.

 

A soda machine gives you 2 cans for the price of 1. Do you keep both?YesNoOn Monday, Rio Rancho student Mason Kisner, 12, said he bought a can of pop at a school vending machine, and instead of getting one can, he received two.

 

Kisner said he spread the word, and other students tried to get in on the deal. A teacher who saw Kisner getting the two sodas on Monday told him not to do it again. But Kisner said the teacher saw him get another two sodas for the price of one on Tuesday.

 

The boy said the teacher called him a thief and accused him of trying to teach other students how to steal. He was written up, given a two-day in-school suspension and the incident will appear on his permanent school record.

 

"I'm flabbergasted, bewildered, dumbfounded. I can't think of another word to describe how I feel about this incident," said Edward Kisner, the boy's father. "What kind of character is this showing Mason?"

 

"It makes me feel very sad that I'm going to be thought as a thief later on in my life," Mason Kisner said. "Heck, I might not get in a good college or get a good job because on my permanent record it will say that when I was a kid, I stole."

 

Rio Rancho Public Schools issued a written statement: "On Monday a teacher observed Mason manipulating the soft drink machine at the school. The teacher advised Mason that getting two sodas for the price of one is the equivalent to stealing. When the teacher observed Mason doing the same thing again on Tuesday, she wrote him up."

 

However, according to Pepsi Cola, which distributes the machines, a problem like this one with a vending machine is usually a programming error. A company representative said the student could not have manipulated the machine from the outside.

 

"I'm very disappointed I haven't gotten a phone call from the school resending Mason's suspension at this point," said Edward Kisner. "You know, when you say you're wrong, it's not a sign of weakness."

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

When I used to go on my cousin's farm when I was 13 or so, me and my other cousin would convince his 11 year old sister to pull down her pants, lay down, and let the dog sniff her, then the dog would get all horny and start dry humping her

 

 

Good times.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Eleven Die After Grasshoppers Swarm

Mon Nov 3,10:13 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

 

 

 

KHARTOUM (Reuters) - Eleven people died and thousands were taken to hospital with breathing difficulties after a swarm of grasshoppers invaded a town in central Sudan, the government-owned Al-Anbaa newspaper reported.

 

 

 

The paper Saturday cited health authorities in Wad Medani, capital of the central al-Jezira state, as saying an epidemic of what they considered to be asthma had afflicted 1,685 people since October 22, all of whom had since been cured.

 

 

The authorities also said 11 people had died from the breathing difficulties.

 

 

"The appearance of the epidemic is linked to the unprecedented increase in the grasshopper insects," the daily quoted the health authorities as saying.

 

 

Resident Joseph Mogum in Wad Medani, about 110 miles southeast of the capital Khartoum, said the grasshoppers gave off a strong smell which caused breathing problems.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Dad Arrested After Pumpkin Attack

Mon Nov 3, 9:06 AM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!

 

 

 

ANN ARBOR, Mich. - A 43-year-old man faces charges after he smashed a bird-feeder and threw a pumpkin through the window of a house where his young son said he didn't get any Halloween candy.

 

 

 

Police reports show the man was taking his son trick-or-treating about 6:30 p.m. Friday when the child went to a house where a woman was passing out candy.

 

 

The boy returned to his father crying, saying he didn't get any candy.

 

 

The man confronted the woman, who said she had given the boy candy. The father and son left, but returned a few minutes later.

 

 

The man approached the woman, handed her a piece of paper that had his address written on it and told her to call the police, according to the report.

 

 

Police said he then threw a small pumpkin through the front window, tossed a second pumpkin at the front door, and uprooted and smashed a bird feeder from the front yard.

 

 

A neighbor yelled at the man to stop as he was heading toward a large potted plant. The man took his son home and was there when police arrived.

 

 

The man was arrested on a charge of malicious destruction of property and released on his own recognizance.

 

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CAIRO, Egypt - A senior Egyptian official and six other government employees have been arrested for trying to sell a mummy to an undercover officer, police said Friday.

 

 

 

The seven, all employed at the Agriculture Ministry, were arrested Thursday while negotiating with an officer posing as an antiquities dealer. They are believed to have excavated the mummy recently in an illegal dig in Beni Suef, 60 miles south of Cairo, and had hidden it in a government-owned truck, police said.

 

 

Most sales of Egyptian antiquities are illegal under a 1983 Egyptian law declaring all antiquities not in private collections to be public property.

 

 

Police said the mummy dated to Egypt's Greco-Roman period, was less than six feet tall and in a good condition. It has been handed over to government archaeologists.

 

 

The suspects were expected to be charged with antiquities smuggling, which carries of maximum sentence of five years. Egyptian antiquities officials are pressing for the maximum sentence for smuggling to be increased from five to 25 years.

 

 

It was the third smuggling case this year in Egypt allegedly involving government officials. One previous case involved a senior official charged with safeguarding Egyptian antiquities. Another involved the former top antiquities official in Luxor — home to several Pharaonic temples and the tombs of the Valley of the Kings. Both those cases are expected to come to trial later this year.

[Anakin Flair 0]

oops, didn't see this here. sorry Boo.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Snowmobiler dies after hitting tree

 

By Andy Behrendt

[email protected]

 

A 24-year-old Green Bay man became an early fatality for the coming snowmobile season Sunday morning after the snowmobile he was riding on a snowless Marinette County road hit a tree.

 

The man’s name wasn’t released Sunday pending notification of family, Marinette County coroner George Smith said.

 

The crash happened around 2:45 a.m. Sunday in the town of Porterfield. The man was heading north on Sandberg Road when he lost control of the snowmobile at the T intersection with Peters Road and hit a large tree, Smith said.

 

“He couldn’t stop,” Smith said, noting the machine had a high-powered engine. “It was strictly speed.”

 

The man, who was riding alone, died of massive head injuries at the scene, Smith said, adding alcohol and speed were contributing factors. Responding to the scene Sunday morning were the Marinette County Sheriff’s Department and auxiliary, the Marinette Police Department, Peshtigo Rescue and the Grover-Porterfield Fire Department.

 

 

 

My home town. Sigh.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Double Dipping, my bad

Edited November 5, 2003 by Boo_Bradley