Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I am officially turning heel. So, expect me to start blindsiding board faces with pipe shots to the back of the head every day now. Oh, and if you're arriving to the board in a limo? I'm gonna hit that shit with a semi. Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Giving your fans a personal trinket on the way to the forum? I'm going to hit them with an automobile. Get it, got it, good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 ....yay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Bastard. Yeah, sorry. Now, you can feign a heel turn by getting on your knees in front of me, only to give me a ballshot. But, I'm still going to hit someone with a truck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Bastard. Yeah, sorry. Now, you can feign a heel turn by getting on your knees in front of me, only to give me a ballshot. But, I'm still going to hit someone with a truck. ::nutshot:: Hm, that sure does make me feel better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 AHA!! But what will you do if I send them pee??? Huh? huh? Got ya there!...........ummm wait a minute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Doesn't everyone pee on flowers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 AHA!! But what will you do if I send them pee??? Huh? huh? Got ya there!...........ummm wait a minute. He'll stick flowers in the pee....the bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I am officially turning heel. So, expect me to start blindsiding board faces with pipe shots to the back of the head every day now. Oh, and if you're arriving to the board in a limo? I'm gonna hit that shit with a semi. Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Giving your fans a personal trinket on the way to the forum? I'm going to hit them with an automobile. Get it, got it, good. Motherfucker, I will choke you with your own hands, and rape your ass with your own leg. Don't even front. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 AHA!! But what will you do if I send them pee??? Huh? huh? Got ya there!...........ummm wait a minute. He'll stick flowers in the pee....the bastard. Yes, and then they will die! Mwahahaha! Good thing I don't shit in them, because then they'd grow. Oh, and AoO, not if I hit you with a semi first. And soon, I will reveal my mystery partner that will get me even more crowd heat, right here...on the ProWrestling.com forums. (boo, hiss) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 30, 2003 A semi? You probably can't even drive a stick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 What if we already drive a Semi-Truck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 <looks around for crowd response as he is offered a handshake by Nevermortal> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted October 30, 2003 ::Music hits as I rundown in an attempt to get over as a tweener:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I am officially turning heel. So, expect me to start blindsiding board faces with pipe shots to the back of the head every day now. Oh, and if you're arriving to the board in a limo? I'm gonna hit that shit with a semi. Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Giving your fans a personal trinket on the way to the forum? I'm going to hit them with an automobile. Get it, got it, good. Motherfucker, I will choke you with your own hands, and rape your ass with your own leg. Don't even front. Ban this guy, he's giving me ideas! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I give this heel turn *. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Mario, you don't have the upper body strength or ingenuity to rape someone's ass with their own leg. You're just pretending in a fruity pretend world with pretend bunny rabbits singing fruity 80's rock, all while eating phallic-shaped fruit. If you could, but for one moment, snap out of the pathetic delusion that is your existence, the merciful hand of fate, and the long-observed probabilities of natural selection would grant you a swift demise. Until that day, Mario, you will be forever locked in torment, tortured by the thick veins and pearls of lard that lie just beneath your lumpy tallow-colored flesh. I want you to take a really deep breath, close your eyes, then slowly exhale, open your eyes back up, and say to yourself, "This is the best my life will ever be." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Mario, you don't have the upper body strength or ingenuity to rape someone's ass with their own leg. You're just pretending in a fruity pretend world with pretend bunny rabbits singing fruity 80's rock, all while eating phallic-shaped fruit. If you could, but for one moment, snap out of the pathetic delusion that is your existence, the merciful hand of fate, and the long-observed probabilities of natural selection would grant you a swift demise. Until that day, Mario, you will be forever locked in torment, tortured by the thick veins and pearls of lard that lie just beneath your lumpy tallow-colored flesh. I want you to take a really deep breath, close your eyes, then slowly exhale, open your eyes back up, and say to yourself, "This is the best my life will ever be." ...and! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Mario-when are you getting rid of that goddamned pumpkin sig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Mario-when are you getting rid of that goddamned pumpkin sig? What's wrong with it?! If you want it gone, urge the people in the graphics folder to honor my requests for a banner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 30, 2003 It annoys me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Why is the lord of Halloween annoying?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted October 30, 2003 Are you going to rip all the "Do not remove" tags from everyone's furniture? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. No that's just some weird homoerotic display. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. No that's just some weird homoerotic display. But Kane did it, and he's a heel! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just call me Dan 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 You turned heel the day you lost the ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. No that's just some weird homoerotic display. But Kane did it, and he's a heel! What's your point? He's basically Shane's man bitch at this point in the feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. No that's just some weird homoerotic display. But Kane did it, and he's a heel! What's your point? He's basically Shane's man bitch at this point in the feud. Uhh....nevermind! I'll just sit on everybody's hero on some interview show! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2003 I think we know who the heel is around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
