Nevermortal Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I am officially turning heel. So, expect me to start blindsiding board faces with pipe shots to the back of the head every day now. Oh, and if you're arriving to the board in a limo? I'm gonna hit that shit with a semi. Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Giving your fans a personal trinket on the way to the forum? I'm going to hit them with an automobile. Get it, got it, good.
CanadianChick Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Bastard.
Nevermortal Posted October 30, 2003 Author Report Posted October 30, 2003 Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Bastard. Yeah, sorry. Now, you can feign a heel turn by getting on your knees in front of me, only to give me a ballshot. But, I'm still going to hit someone with a truck.
CanadianChick Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Bastard. Yeah, sorry. Now, you can feign a heel turn by getting on your knees in front of me, only to give me a ballshot. But, I'm still going to hit someone with a truck. ::nutshot:: Hm, that sure does make me feel better.
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 AHA!! But what will you do if I send them pee??? Huh? huh? Got ya there!...........ummm wait a minute.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Doesn't everyone pee on flowers?
Damaramu Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 AHA!! But what will you do if I send them pee??? Huh? huh? Got ya there!...........ummm wait a minute. He'll stick flowers in the pee....the bastard.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I am officially turning heel. So, expect me to start blindsiding board faces with pipe shots to the back of the head every day now. Oh, and if you're arriving to the board in a limo? I'm gonna hit that shit with a semi. Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Giving your fans a personal trinket on the way to the forum? I'm going to hit them with an automobile. Get it, got it, good. Motherfucker, I will choke you with your own hands, and rape your ass with your own leg. Don't even front.
Nevermortal Posted October 30, 2003 Author Report Posted October 30, 2003 AHA!! But what will you do if I send them pee??? Huh? huh? Got ya there!...........ummm wait a minute. He'll stick flowers in the pee....the bastard. Yes, and then they will die! Mwahahaha! Good thing I don't shit in them, because then they'd grow. Oh, and AoO, not if I hit you with a semi first. And soon, I will reveal my mystery partner that will get me even more crowd heat, right here...on the ProWrestling.com forums. (boo, hiss)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 A semi? You probably can't even drive a stick.
Cran Da Maniac Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 What if we already drive a Semi-Truck?
1234-5678 Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 <looks around for crowd response as he is offered a handshake by Nevermortal>
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 ::Music hits as I rundown in an attempt to get over as a tweener::
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I am officially turning heel. So, expect me to start blindsiding board faces with pipe shots to the back of the head every day now. Oh, and if you're arriving to the board in a limo? I'm gonna hit that shit with a semi. Sending flowers to a TSM DIVA™? I'm going to pee on them. Or perhaps hijack the delivery truck and hit your limo with it. Giving your fans a personal trinket on the way to the forum? I'm going to hit them with an automobile. Get it, got it, good. Motherfucker, I will choke you with your own hands, and rape your ass with your own leg. Don't even front. Ban this guy, he's giving me ideas!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Mario, you don't have the upper body strength or ingenuity to rape someone's ass with their own leg. You're just pretending in a fruity pretend world with pretend bunny rabbits singing fruity 80's rock, all while eating phallic-shaped fruit. If you could, but for one moment, snap out of the pathetic delusion that is your existence, the merciful hand of fate, and the long-observed probabilities of natural selection would grant you a swift demise. Until that day, Mario, you will be forever locked in torment, tortured by the thick veins and pearls of lard that lie just beneath your lumpy tallow-colored flesh. I want you to take a really deep breath, close your eyes, then slowly exhale, open your eyes back up, and say to yourself, "This is the best my life will ever be."
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Mario, you don't have the upper body strength or ingenuity to rape someone's ass with their own leg. You're just pretending in a fruity pretend world with pretend bunny rabbits singing fruity 80's rock, all while eating phallic-shaped fruit. If you could, but for one moment, snap out of the pathetic delusion that is your existence, the merciful hand of fate, and the long-observed probabilities of natural selection would grant you a swift demise. Until that day, Mario, you will be forever locked in torment, tortured by the thick veins and pearls of lard that lie just beneath your lumpy tallow-colored flesh. I want you to take a really deep breath, close your eyes, then slowly exhale, open your eyes back up, and say to yourself, "This is the best my life will ever be." ...and!
Guest The Old Me Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Mario-when are you getting rid of that goddamned pumpkin sig?
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Mario-when are you getting rid of that goddamned pumpkin sig? What's wrong with it?! If you want it gone, urge the people in the graphics folder to honor my requests for a banner.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Why is the lord of Halloween annoying?!
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Are you going to rip all the "Do not remove" tags from everyone's furniture?
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. No that's just some weird homoerotic display.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. No that's just some weird homoerotic display. But Kane did it, and he's a heel!
Just call me Dan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 You turned heel the day you lost the ass.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. No that's just some weird homoerotic display. But Kane did it, and he's a heel! What's your point? He's basically Shane's man bitch at this point in the feud.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I can be a bigger heel. I'm going to handcuff someone to a ring post, and play with their balls. No that's just some weird homoerotic display. But Kane did it, and he's a heel! What's your point? He's basically Shane's man bitch at this point in the feud. Uhh....nevermind! I'll just sit on everybody's hero on some interview show!
dutchse.cx Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I think we know who the heel is around here.
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