One and Only Smackdown Thread for October 30, 2K3

[Guest Choken One]

You mean fall on his head?

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I'd believe this "Holly's SUCH a stiff bruiser of a worker" stuff more if he didn't have punches that ranked up (or down, depending on your perspective) with Lance Storm's.

 

I did find it funny how they showed his video, then Tazz said a short sentence about it, followed immediately by Cole talking about the costume contest in his faux chipper voice.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Ok, who is Matt Morgan?

 

Damnit, I KNEW I should have taped Smackdown tonight.

Former Tough Enough 2 guy that had to leave because of a knee injury and signed to OVW. Looked like a pudgy shorter Brock Lesnar, now all of a sudden looks like a tall Charlie Haas on steroids.

Ok. Thanks.

[Guest Anglesault]

You mean fall on his head?

Drop Bob on his

 

Why is Bob fucking around the ME again?

[Guest Choken One]

Someone needs to get beat up to make Morgan look good?

 

I'd rather have him do that then London or Kendrick...

[Guest Anglesault]

Someone needs to get beat up to make Morgan look good?

 

I'd rather have him do that then London or Kendrick...

Morgan is there to show how OMG TOUGH~! Bob is.

 

FAAROOQ is Morgan's job boy.

[Guest Choken One]

Farrooq will be playing Tatanka and Cena will be his replacement.

[Guest Anglesault]

Farrooq will be playing Tatanka and Cena will be his replacement.

Possibly.

 

But I refuse to believe that Holly, who is basically (as of right now) being built as the savior of Team Angle will play job boy.

[Guest Choken One]

well...Bradshaw is there

[Guest Anglesault]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

[Guest Choken One]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

He can play Matty's job boy instead.

[Guest Anglesault]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

He can play Matty's job boy instead.

What about Jones?

[Guest Choken One]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

He can play Matty's job boy instead.

What about Jones?

Let's Have him go crazy and outta control and starts swinging chairs and gets DQ before the bell even rings?

 

Keeps up with the whole CRAZY man gimmick and all

[Guest Anglesault]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

He can play Matty's job boy instead.

What about Jones?

Let's Have him go crazy and outta control and starts swinging chairs and gets DQ before the bell even rings?

 

Keeps up with the whole CRAZY man gimmick and all

Have him and Bradshaw get counted out before he hits a move.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

HOLY CRAP were they building up BENOIT tonight?!?!?!!!!

 

*watches pig fly*

 

*watches monkey fly out of pigs ass*

 

*see's hell freeze over*

 

*watches mcmahons take themselves off tv*

 

Oh wait, I didn't watch THAT.

[Guest Choken One]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

He can play Matty's job boy instead.

What about Jones?

Let's Have him go crazy and outta control and starts swinging chairs and gets DQ before the bell even rings?

 

Keeps up with the whole CRAZY man gimmick and all

Have him and Bradshaw get counted out before he hits a move.

Good.

 

Then Holly can slap A-Train around and get his orgasm in and pin him.

 

Goes Nuts at Brock...gets counted out.

 

Leaves Benoit, Cena, Angle Vs TBS, Brock and Morgan

 

and we can work with that.

[Guest Anglesault]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

He can play Matty's job boy instead.

What about Jones?

Let's Have him go crazy and outta control and starts swinging chairs and gets DQ before the bell even rings?

 

Keeps up with the whole CRAZY man gimmick and all

Have him and Bradshaw get counted out before he hits a move.

Good.

 

Then Holly can slap A-Train around and get his orgasm in and pin him.

 

Goes Nuts at Brock...gets counted out.

 

Leaves Benoit, Cena, Angle Vs TBS, Brock and Morgan

 

and we can work with that.

Too many count outs.

 

I'd have Holly go nuts on Albert, go after Brock and run into a brick wall and get pinned.

 

Everything else is good.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I'm surprised none of you commented on Rey's... um... 'odd' getup of pink shorts over green pants.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

When they showed Ernest Miller's promo tonight, was it just me or were they playing his old WCW music in the background?

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Another realization: they cut out not one, but TWO matches during editing - TWGTT vs. FBI and Bashams vs. Rikishi/S2H.

 

EDIT: Bored mentioned it in another thread. Oops.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

He can play Matty's job boy instead.

What about Jones?

Let's Have him go crazy and outta control and starts swinging chairs and gets DQ before the bell even rings?

 

Keeps up with the whole CRAZY man gimmick and all

Have him and Bradshaw get counted out before he hits a move.

Good.

 

Then Holly can slap A-Train around and get his orgasm in and pin him.

 

Goes Nuts at Brock...gets counted out.

 

Leaves Benoit, Cena, Angle Vs TBS, Brock and Morgan

 

and we can work with that.

Too many count outs.

 

I'd have Holly go nuts on Albert, go after Brock and run into a brick wall and get pinned.

 

Everything else is good.

Since when is A-Train in this match?

[Bored 0]

Ummm so what happens to the two matches they cut out from the original taping? They show them on Velocity? If they do that'd give Velocity the edge in number of matches this week, 5 to 3.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Maybe the spoilers were wrong?

[Guest Choken One]

well...Bradshaw is there

Huh?

He can play Matty's job boy instead.

What about Jones?

Let's Have him go crazy and outta control and starts swinging chairs and gets DQ before the bell even rings?

 

Keeps up with the whole CRAZY man gimmick and all

Have him and Bradshaw get counted out before he hits a move.

Good.

 

Then Holly can slap A-Train around and get his orgasm in and pin him.

 

Goes Nuts at Brock...gets counted out.

 

Leaves Benoit, Cena, Angle Vs TBS, Brock and Morgan

 

and we can work with that.

Too many count outs.

 

I'd have Holly go nuts on Albert, go after Brock and run into a brick wall and get pinned.

 

Everything else is good.

Since when is A-Train in this match?

since Cena is playing taker, A-Train will be the 5th man.

[haVoc 0]

I have a feeling Vince McMahon is going to do something that every Ultimo Dragon fan is going to go ape shit over. Ultimo joins Tajiri's group, gets unmasked, new ring wear and begins walking around in a suit like the other two guys.

 

It's coming.