Halloween + Friday Night

[Damaramu 0]

Well the Haunted House was crappy. I waked by a chick laying on a bed bleeding with a chainsaw maniac running by her and yelled "Can I have your phone number!?"

Oh yeah and they had this weird bridge that moved and it was a in a tunnel that spun around and was covered in stars with a black light shining on them....I thought I was going to puke.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I havent done anything for Halloween in about 5 years. I was invited to a party tomorrow, but I'll probably pass. I don't even have a costume or anything, although I bet all the crappy costume stuff is 50% + off now.

[The Dames 0]

J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi!

What the fuck?

 

Who the fuck is this clown?

 

Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned.

 

Dames

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi!

What the fuck?

 

Who the fuck is this clown?

 

Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned.

 

Dames

 

...Polkaroo?

[Guest The Old Me]

Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned.

Line of the night!!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi!

What the fuck?

 

Who the fuck is this clown?

 

Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned.

 

Dames

Le Dames est un personne dure.

 

Oh wait..

 

that means the dames is a really nice person..

[Guest The Old Me]

Viva la sex?!

[Guest stardust]

Why can't we have a Spanish-speaking gimmick poster? I would at least be able to understand that.

[1234-5678 0]

I worked, and now I am sitting at my boy's house enjoying a Vicodin. I might go grab a 6er soon.

[Guest The Old Me]

*wishes he had a vicodin*

[Guest stardust]

Damn pill-poppers. I say this as I'm doped up on NyQuil, by the way.

 

And why the fuck isn't my avatar working? This is pissing me off.

[Guest The Old Me]

I see your avatar Stardust.

[1234-5678 0]

The Vic's pretty enjoyable. Should I take another one? Let's take a vote........

[Guest The Old Me]

The Vic's pretty enjoyable. Should I take another one? Let's take a vote........

PM me one, please.

[1234-5678 0]

The Vic's pretty enjoyable. Should I take another one? Let's take a vote........

PM me one, please.

I'll need either $5 or a blowjob. I prefer option #2.

[Guest stardust]

I see your avatar Stardust.

Hmm. All I'm seeing is a Red X. That's odd.

[1234-5678 0]

I see your avatar Stardust.

Hmm. All I'm seeing is a Red X. That's odd.

Maybe you should go to the gynecologist.

[Guest Just J]

What about the married people with kids, who just got back after walking 3 neighborhoods? What about us? What about my poor dog Jack?

 

 

Jack says fuck you, party animals.

You are the spokesperson for us all TNM!

 

And I second what Jack said.

[Slayer 0]

Why can't we have a Spanish-speaking gimmick poster? I would at least be able to understand that.

<Butthead voice>

 

"Uhhh... rena poreno coren noreno uhhh... rico suave... huh huh huh..."

[Slayer 0]

J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi!

What the fuck?

 

Who the fuck is this clown?

 

Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned.

 

Dames

The funny thing is that, en français, "Dames" means "women"

 

Read what you will into that

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Unless a holiday has turkey and football or basketball it doesn't get celebrated by me

 

Plunderin; Holding the non-esential holidays under the festive glass ceiling

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi!

What the fuck?

 

Who the fuck is this clown?

 

Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned.

 

Dames

The funny thing is that, en français, "Dames" means "women"

 

Read what you will into that

In English, "Dames" means "women".

 

Schmuck.

[Slayer 0]

J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi!

What the fuck?

 

Who the fuck is this clown?

 

Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned.

 

Dames

The funny thing is that, en français, "Dames" means "women"

 

Read what you will into that

In English, "Dames" means "women".

 

Schmuck.

So if "The Dames" means "The Women"... does that mean that the women run the board?

 

Here's a stupidly fun thing to do: Everytime we refer to Dames, refer to "women" instead and see if it's any funnier.

 

Oh yeah, and

 

Schmuck.

[Guest The Old Me]

SO YOU WANNA BE A ROCK SUPERSTAR....

 

 

wrong thread...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I got to work last night. Yay.

 

I'm painting the cornfield red this evening, though.

[Guest The Old Me]

God that plastic spoon looks yummy.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Jon the drunken rage beast made his triumphant return last night. I invited my ex-girlfriend to go to my buddy's Halloween party with me, but she said she had plans until around 10. I went over there around 7:30 and proceeded to get fucked up. I had two margaritas, a shot of captain morgan, three screwdrivers, two shots of straight vodka, no chaser, smoked some weed, and then she showed up...with another guy. So, long story short, I decided that I was going to beat the shit out of him. That'll teach him to fuck with my woman.

[Guest stardust]

Um, but she's your ex. That means she isn't your woman anymore. And I'm sure beating the shit out of the guy she brought with her impressed her beyond belief.

[1234-5678 0]

Jon the drunken rage beast made his triumphant return last night. I invited my ex-girlfriend to go to my buddy's Halloween party with me, but she said she had plans until around 10. I went over there around 7:30 and proceeded to get fucked up. I had two margaritas, a shot of captain morgan, three screwdrivers, two shots of straight vodka, no chaser, smoked some weed, and then she showed up...with another guy. So, long story short, I decided that I was going to beat the shit out of him. That'll teach him to fuck with my woman.

Excellent work........I'll have a shot of Red Death in your honor later on tonight.

[Guest The Old Me]

Jon the drunken rage beast made his triumphant return last night. I invited my ex-girlfriend to go to my buddy's Halloween party with me, but she said she had plans until around 10. I went over there around 7:30 and proceeded to get fucked up. I had two margaritas, a shot of captain morgan, three screwdrivers, two shots of straight vodka, no chaser, smoked some weed, and then she showed up...with another guy. So, long story short, I decided that I was going to beat the shit out of him. That'll teach him to fuck with my woman.

YES! CHAOS!