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Halloween + Friday Night

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Um, but she's your ex. That means she isn't your woman anymore. And I'm sure beating the shit out of the guy she brought with her impressed her beyond belief.

It made me feel better...he was bigger than me, if that helps. Note to all the other guys: spitting in a guy's face, immediately followed by a right cross, is a great way to start a fight

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It made me feel better...he was bigger than me, if that helps. Note to all the other guys: spitting in a guy's face, immediately followed by a right cross, is a great way to start a fight

I agree with the spitting part, but I prefer to follow that with the diabolical punch to the throat/kick to the balls combination.

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Guest Choken One

First off Halloween sucks Cock let me just say that right away.

 

Last Night your hero and lord(Me, you fucking pricks) decided to turn OFF the computer box and return to a thing called a LIFE!

 

First off, I did the whole pass out candy to a bunch of punks for about a hour. But I swear it was the same 5 kids.

 

I, to the shock of me was invited to a Halloween Costume party, ok my wife was and She dragged me to it.

 

She went as a Witch, but she forgot her costume. Me? I was just a typical Biker...Wore jeans and Leather vest.

 

We went, met people I never met and never want to see again...had a few drinks.

 

Came home...Fucked and I ate like 20 Snickers.

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Guest Random Hero

I went to a party as a Psycho Cricketer, had too many cans of Special Brew, tried to walk home (5 miles) 3 times, got lost, pissed off about 10 people, then cut all my leg open.

 

Now I am ill.

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Guest Just J
She went as a Witch, but she forgot her costume. Me? I was just a typical Biker...Wore jeans and Leather vest.

What, no assless chaps?

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Guest Black Tiger

Does hanging out as the lone male with five girls (four lesbians), getting wicked drunk and waking up with a really bad hangover count as "going out"?

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I went to this unspeakably lame party that made me bored in about fifteen seconds last night. I left shortly after.

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I sadly admit that I no longer have anything resembling a life. 

 

Dames

speaking of which, i was in new york city for halloween.

I was in NYC last week for the CMJ Music Festival. So shove it.

oh, it's on, bitch. next thursday, union square. bring your weapon of choice.

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Unless your broke, you better go out and enjoy the evening. None of this internet boarding bullshit. Get sloppy drunk and lose your damn virginities already. Nothing more needs to be said. Come here and post in this thread after going out. Drunken nonsense is funny.

I went out!! First time in ages!!

Party was 7pm til 8am, was extremely wasted after AND i woke up next to a gorgeous girl.

 

Aww i love haloween :D

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YES!  CHAOS!

I've been inspired to pick a fight with someone bigger then me (6"2 185) tonight. Full report later.

Here's the short version. Ran into someone I used to work with (about 6"3 230) and hate with a fiery passion. Talked a bunch of shit in front of his girlfriend, then waited for him outside the bar, and proceeded to use my diabolical punch to the throat/kick to the balls combo I spoke of earlier. Drew quite a crowd, but instead of reaping the benefits of winning a bar fight (free drinks, getting girls numbers) I had to take off before the cops arrived. Fun stuff though. Thanks for the inspiration justsoyouknow!

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I'm so glad I could help someone out. Anyone else need inspiration? Last night I was over at this guy's house that I'd never met before...everyone left to get beer, so it was just me and him, and we just sat and chilled, became cool with each other, the usual. Then this girl called me and asked if I'd come and pick up her and her friend. Felix (the guy) was all excited because I brought the ladies, that he kicked someone's ass FOR me at the end of the night because they were starting shit with me.

 

Justsoyouknow: Has Bodyguards.

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Guest Boo_Bradley

Here's the email I sent around about my experience Friday night

 

Well Well Well, Time for another of Boo’s semi monthly drinking binge horror tales, and with that let me take you back to Halloween night…. I was invited to a Halloween party by my buddy Matt’s girlfriends’ house. Anyway I arrived at 8:30 wasted little time downing a few shots of brandy to get revved up. I spent most of the first 90 mins trying to get my buddy Nick to chug a lug, since he had only been drunk once before in his life.

 

Long story short, I was plenty drunk by 11 pm and me and Nick started wandering around the back yard prepping are escape route if the cops were called on the 20+ rowdy college kids in the house…then after we finished scoping it out, I ran over to her neighbor’s yard and grabbed a tire he had sitting on a wood pile and tossed it at Nick… he took off running and chased after him, but I was soon to find out that feet don’t move to fast under the influence of alcohol , and I ended up slipping and landing on my ass, with Nick tumbling after….somehow this lead to me grabbing one of those Pumpkin bags you stuff with leaves, and playing catch with a few of my fellow drunks…

 

Sometime there after I made my way back into the house, only to learn sitting down wasn’t an option, as my equilibrium wasn’t was it should be, and I was tipping over… suddenly another party go-er ran in the house and said “everybody outside, there’s some guys looking to fight” Me and a few others stumbled outside, before the hostess came out to plead with us to get in before the police were called… Soon after this Jenny tried to get me to sing karoke, but in my drunken state, reading wasn’t my strong point, and I ended up just staring at the ceiling for a while…

 

Somewhere between 1-2 am, I stumbled downstairs where Heavy Metal music was blaring, and a 12+ people were screaming, drinking, dancing whatever, and I did the only logical thing…. I passed out on the couch…. I was awoken briefly when someone started pouring booze down my throat, but I rolled over and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz anyway….

 

Around 3 am I awoke to what looked like Matt+Jenny making out on the couch opposite of mine, but I soon deducted she was crying… Turns out her sister’s boyfriend had shoved her, and in her drunken state she concluded this as “roughing me up”. So with egging from his another of his drunken buddies, Matt went up stairs to “Kick his ass”

I got up and followed, just to make sure he’d have back up if the shit hit the fan. The boyfriend had already taken off drunk as a skunk, which lead to Jenny’s sister freaking out and the sisters exchanged “bitches… cunts…etc” as they tore into one another. I looked over at the few remaining guests and quipped “Ain’t alcohol wonderful” I was met with blank stares. (My Genius goes untouted I tells ya!). I sat down to contemplate the situation, and proceeded to tip the chair over and tumble to the floor…

 

After all that we basically stayed up til 530 am talking and whatever, when I elected to drive home

Edited by Boo_Bradley

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

Why did you send an e-mail? To brag? Is your name molestomp? Shouldn't you have posted this in the WWE folder? And you drove home....you deserve a medal.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Too show all his friends how cool he is.

Accckkkk, those were hypothetical questions/comments to demean him. By answering the actual questions, its loses its effectiveness. You're fired, slut.

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Guest Boo_Bradley

My co workers are old fat single fucks who require my social life to live vicariously through, that is all

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
My co workers are old fat single fucks who require my social life to live vicariously through, that is all

Quit flattering yourself, you stole that story from them to look cool on an internet message board.

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Felix (the guy) was all excited because I brought the ladies, that he kicked someone's ass FOR me at the end of the night because they were starting shit with me.

Showing up with, or calling broads over to an otherwise dead party is always a good way to earn some allies. Nice Work.

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Guest Boo_Bradley
My co workers are old fat single fucks who require my social life to live vicariously through, that is all

Quit flattering yourself, you stole that story from them to look cool on an internet message board.

*Quote Kathie Lee*

 

 

"I don't think I like you"

 

 

Ah, Who am I kidding *Hugs Banky*

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