Damaramu Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Well the Haunted House was crappy. I waked by a chick laying on a bed bleeding with a chainsaw maniac running by her and yelled "Can I have your phone number!?" Oh yeah and they had this weird bridge that moved and it was a in a tunnel that spun around and was covered in stars with a black light shining on them....I thought I was going to puke.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I havent done anything for Halloween in about 5 years. I was invited to a party tomorrow, but I'll probably pass. I don't even have a costume or anything, although I bet all the crappy costume stuff is 50% + off now.
The Dames Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi! What the fuck? Who the fuck is this clown? Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned. Dames
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi! What the fuck? Who the fuck is this clown? Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned. Dames ...Polkaroo?
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned. Line of the night!!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi! What the fuck? Who the fuck is this clown? Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned. Dames Le Dames est un personne dure. Oh wait.. that means the dames is a really nice person..
Guest stardust Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Why can't we have a Spanish-speaking gimmick poster? I would at least be able to understand that.
1234-5678 Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I worked, and now I am sitting at my boy's house enjoying a Vicodin. I might go grab a 6er soon.
Guest stardust Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Damn pill-poppers. I say this as I'm doped up on NyQuil, by the way. And why the fuck isn't my avatar working? This is pissing me off.
1234-5678 Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 The Vic's pretty enjoyable. Should I take another one? Let's take a vote........
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 The Vic's pretty enjoyable. Should I take another one? Let's take a vote........ PM me one, please.
1234-5678 Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 The Vic's pretty enjoyable. Should I take another one? Let's take a vote........ PM me one, please. I'll need either $5 or a blowjob. I prefer option #2.
Guest stardust Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I see your avatar Stardust. Hmm. All I'm seeing is a Red X. That's odd.
1234-5678 Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I see your avatar Stardust. Hmm. All I'm seeing is a Red X. That's odd. Maybe you should go to the gynecologist.
Guest Just J Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 What about the married people with kids, who just got back after walking 3 neighborhoods? What about us? What about my poor dog Jack? Jack says fuck you, party animals. You are the spokesperson for us all TNM! And I second what Jack said.
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Why can't we have a Spanish-speaking gimmick poster? I would at least be able to understand that. <Butthead voice> "Uhhh... rena poreno coren noreno uhhh... rico suave... huh huh huh..."
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi! What the fuck? Who the fuck is this clown? Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned. Dames The funny thing is that, en français, "Dames" means "women" Read what you will into that
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Unless a holiday has turkey and football or basketball it doesn't get celebrated by me Plunderin; Holding the non-esential holidays under the festive glass ceiling
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi! What the fuck? Who the fuck is this clown? Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned. Dames The funny thing is that, en français, "Dames" means "women" Read what you will into that In English, "Dames" means "women". Schmuck.
Slayer Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 J'aie peur! Le Dames est ici interdire moi! What the fuck? Who the fuck is this clown? Speak English or else it's Viva La Banned. Dames The funny thing is that, en français, "Dames" means "women" Read what you will into that In English, "Dames" means "women". Schmuck. So if "The Dames" means "The Women"... does that mean that the women run the board? Here's a stupidly fun thing to do: Everytime we refer to Dames, refer to "women" instead and see if it's any funnier. Oh yeah, and Schmuck.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 SO YOU WANNA BE A ROCK SUPERSTAR.... wrong thread...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 I got to work last night. Yay. I'm painting the cornfield red this evening, though.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 God that plastic spoon looks yummy.
justsoyouknow Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Jon the drunken rage beast made his triumphant return last night. I invited my ex-girlfriend to go to my buddy's Halloween party with me, but she said she had plans until around 10. I went over there around 7:30 and proceeded to get fucked up. I had two margaritas, a shot of captain morgan, three screwdrivers, two shots of straight vodka, no chaser, smoked some weed, and then she showed up...with another guy. So, long story short, I decided that I was going to beat the shit out of him. That'll teach him to fuck with my woman.
Guest stardust Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Um, but she's your ex. That means she isn't your woman anymore. And I'm sure beating the shit out of the guy she brought with her impressed her beyond belief.
1234-5678 Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Jon the drunken rage beast made his triumphant return last night. I invited my ex-girlfriend to go to my buddy's Halloween party with me, but she said she had plans until around 10. I went over there around 7:30 and proceeded to get fucked up. I had two margaritas, a shot of captain morgan, three screwdrivers, two shots of straight vodka, no chaser, smoked some weed, and then she showed up...with another guy. So, long story short, I decided that I was going to beat the shit out of him. That'll teach him to fuck with my woman. Excellent work........I'll have a shot of Red Death in your honor later on tonight.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 Jon the drunken rage beast made his triumphant return last night. I invited my ex-girlfriend to go to my buddy's Halloween party with me, but she said she had plans until around 10. I went over there around 7:30 and proceeded to get fucked up. I had two margaritas, a shot of captain morgan, three screwdrivers, two shots of straight vodka, no chaser, smoked some weed, and then she showed up...with another guy. So, long story short, I decided that I was going to beat the shit out of him. That'll teach him to fuck with my woman. YES! CHAOS!
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