Angle and Benoit reduced to "kiss my ass matches"

[Guest Korrosive]

Torrie won the Tiny Teddy Competition to start the evening over Dawn Marie & Sable. Sable claimed her luggage was lost, and that Canadians aren't worth of seeing her in a bra & panties. Edge hosted this, and said he was 4 months away from returning.

 

1. Bradshaw defeated Horshu with a clothesline. Boring chants are never a good thing in the first match. Accurate though.

 

2. The WGTT beat Billy Kidman & Jamie "By God" Noble, the Redneck Messiah after the referee was distracted by Kidman, allowing Benjamin to superkick Jamie as he had charlie Haas rolled up. Charlie then rolled through for the win.

 

3. Orlando Jordan upset Rhyno. Rhyno got some good anti-Canada heat. He set Orlando up for the Gore after a spinebuster, but Jordan side stepped it and rolled up Rhyno for the 3.

 

4. Spanky & Paul London over The FBI (w/ Nunzio). Chuck Palumbo went for a superkick on Spanky as Nunzio held him, but Spanky moved and Nunzio took the kick, and Palumbo was rolled up.

 

5. Tajiri retained the cruiserweight title over Rey Misterio. Tajiri pulled the referee in front of the West Coast Pop, and as the referee was recovering, Tajiri misted Rey and kicked him for the pin.

 

6. The Bashams retained the tag team titles over Scotty 2 Hotty/Rikishi. The Bashams pulled the switcheroo, and Scotty got small packaged. Shaniqua ate a stinkface post-match. After the match, a fan was brought in the ring to dance with Scotty & Riksihi, but the fan seemed to want a stinkface more. Rikishi obliged.

 

7. John Cena over A-Train with the F-U. Cena got a nice face pop, but nothing too memorable.

 

8. Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit beat Brock Lesnar & the Big Show. The pre-show mike work saw the match become a Kiss My Ass tag match. All of the guys got their finishers in, up until Big Show's chokeslam, which Kurt Angle rolled into a body scissored with and then into the Ankle Lock for the tap out. Brock walked out after that, leaving Benoit to put the Crossface on Show, as Show kissed Angle's posterior. Kurt then put a camel clutch onto Show so he could return the favour.

 

Saturday Nov 1/03

Smack Down Brand House Show

Kitchener Ontario.

Kitchener Memorial Auditorium

aka "The Aud"

 

Attendance approx.3000-3500 with a capacity of about 7500

 

Introduction, going over the rules etc.

 

Bradshaw over Horshu. Kind of slow, typical big man match okay opener.

 

Worlds Greatest Tag Team over Kidman and Jamie Noble. Good Match back and

Forth.

 

Spanky and London over the F.B.I.(Polumbo and Stamboli) Fun match every one

worked hard.

 

Orlando Jones over Rhyno. Alright match good work from Jones so much for

pushing Rhyno but I agree I never Liked him even in E.C.W.

 

Tiny Teddy Contest MC'ed by Edge

Torrie Wilson over Sable and Dawn Marie.

My vote would of been for Dawn Marie, My god is she hot. I would love to be

Simon Diamond for just one evening.

 

 

Intermission. They were begging us to Buy anything. Cheap Pops thanking us

for coming to see the WWE in KITCHENER.

 

Cruiserweight Championship

Tajiri over Rey Mysterio. Incredible Match worth the price of admission just

to see this one.

Tajiri wins with the Green Mist and one hell of a kick to the head.

 

WWE Tag Team Championship

Basham Bros. over Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty. Good back and forth match with

the Bashams doing the old switchoroo for the win. Shaniqua gets the "Stink

Face". After the match they got some kid to get in the ring to dance and I

couldn't believe it Rikishi gives the kid a Stink Face. WTF.

 

John Cena over A Train. Cena is way over. Big fun rap about A train being a

retarded sasquatch and shaving his back so later in the match the crowd had

to chant "Shave you Back" John Cena hit the F.U. for the win.

 

Main Event.

Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit over Brock and The Big Show

This Match turned into a Kiss My Ass Match. Good Main Event every one hit

they finishers

during the match. Big Show Tapped out to the ankle lock for the win. Show

kissed Angles Ass then he had to kiss Benoit's. Lots of Fun.

 

Biggest Pops

1.Chris Benoit, we love our Canadian boys.

2.Kurt Angle

3.John Cena

 

Biggest Heat

1.Big Slow, Man he is fat and sucks.

2.A Train, Man he is fat and sucks

3.Rhyno (cheap heat got on mike said Canada Sucks)

 

Over all good show, everyone left having a good time. We missed Eddie and

Chavo who were supposed to be here, but still better than the Raw house show

that was here in May. Crowd was HOT. We would love to see a TV taping here

at the Aud again. Last one was WCW Nitro right before the sale and our arena

looks good on TV.

Thanks

Ian Cameron

 

 

discuss.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

Discuss what? The fact that they used a cheesy gimmick to spice up a house show tag main event? Until a Kiss My Ass match is announced on TV, I don't see how this is important.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

This is nothing new - they play the gay thing at house shows all the time... stupid Angle.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

The point is he's trying to stir shit up.

 

[Guest Fook]

Seems like a pretty standard show.

 

 

I have no regrets for skipping it.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

They won. Who cares?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh, ok...

 

HOW CNA THEY DO THIS!!!

 

ANGLE ADN BENOIT ARE FUCKING NOAH AND MOSES AND FUCKING JESUSGODS MOTHERFUCKERS! NOT SDOM QUEER_ASS MAN FUCKERS!~

 

FUCKVINCE! FUCK HIM UP HIS SMOOTHWHITEASS! TAHT FEGGET! FUCK HIM UP HAS ASS! YEAH, THAT'S RIGH! COME SUCK MY DICK YOU FOGGOT! I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME!

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Rikishi stinkfaced a fan?

[2GOLD 0]

I'm more concerned about the type of fan who wants another man to shove his ass in his face in front of a crowd of people. Especially Rikishi's ass.

 

Little bit odd

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'm concerned about Pete Rose. Go back to WM2000 when he gets stinkfaced. He's smiling. This means:

 

A) The sheer force of Rikishi's ass moved Pete's face muscles into a reasonable facsimile of a smile,

 

B) Pete was lovin' it (Ba-da-ba-ba-baaaaa)

 

C) He was thinking "compared to another fucking appearance on SportsCentury, this kicks ass! Hey! I made a pun!"

 

D) It was not a smile so much as it was holding back vomit,

 

E) as verisimilitude : reenactment.

[Tawren 0]

B) Pete was lovin' it (Ba-da-ba-ba-baaaaa)

[Lil' Bitch 0]

The Bashams retained the tag team titles over Scotty 2 Hotty/Rikishi.

 

Thank God.

 

Rikishi stinkfaced a fan?

 

According to the report, the fan WANTED to be stinkfaced. And he received one. What a fucktard.

[Guest Anglesault]

Angle has some well documented house show issues.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm more alarmed about this

 

 

Charlie then rolled through for the win.

 

but Jordan side stepped it and rolled up Rhyno for the 3.

 

and Palumbo was rolled up.

 

, and Scotty got small packaged.

 

ACTION PACKED~!

[LooseCannon25 0]

I'm more alarmed about this

 

 

 

Charlie then rolled through for the win.

 

but Jordan side stepped it and rolled up Rhyno for the 3.

 

and Palumbo was rolled up.

 

, and Scotty got small packaged.

 

ACTION PACKED~!

To be honest I think if there going this direction it may be a little better as it makes the match and ending unpredictable and takes away the tons of finsher spots. Could be a good thing imo.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Angle has some well documented house show issues.

No kidding, huh?

 

*Vince and Kurt, who are buddy-buddy as we know, walk together backstage*

 

Vince: "Kurt, I'm sure you know that the house show attendance has been dwindling for a while now. It's now down to pitiful levels."

 

*Kurt thinks for a minute*

 

Kurt: "Hey, I got an idea! How about I flash my ass at every show? That should get the people coming in droves!"

 

Vince (whose posterior fixation is well-known): "That's a GREAT idea!! Asses ALWAYS equalled ratings! So why not bigger attendances as well? But we need something else, just to put it over the top."

 

*Kurt thinks again*

 

Kurt: "How about me kissing my opponents? And if I'm in a tag team, me also kissing my tag partner after the match!"

 

Vince: "GO WITH IT!"

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm more alarmed about this

 

 

 

Charlie then rolled through for the win.

 

but Jordan side stepped it and rolled up Rhyno for the 3.

 

and Palumbo was rolled up.

 

, and Scotty got small packaged.

 

ACTION PACKED~!

To be honest I think if there going this direction it may be a little better as it makes the match and ending unpredictable and takes away the tons of finsher spots. Could be a good thing imo.

FOUR TIMES in one night?

 

50 % of the show ended in a roll up.