UGS OWNS The Dames

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Take Aluminum, wrap Dames up, all your shit’s gonna get foiled,

Left some holes in it, put it in the fridge, watch it all get spoiled

You're expired, yo' days of half-rapin’ in bouts is gone

UGS will make yo' lips swell up, stand out like yo' ass in a thong

[justsoyouknow 0]

Dames is running scared,

We took him to his limits,

This better be good,

It's taking twenty minutes

Where's your answer, man?

You afraid to retort?

Afraid that we're the cops

Haulin ya ass of to court?

UGS, REPRESENT! We're all here.

Know why we own you, Dames?

Because we know your fears.

The shits getting spread, and it's spread real thick.

Your girl's comin over, and she'll be sucking my dick.

[Guest The Old Me]

Sittin here at this laptop waitin forever

for this lame ass site owner to try and be clever

gettin bitch slapped verbally left and right

he's thinkin and thinkin but his shit's not tight

just like his last girlfriend who weighed 300 lbs

"Damian buy me these peanut butter cups and 3 packs of mounds"

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Heh, I remember when CWM and I began this board. It's nice to see it hasn't completely dropped off the face of the earth.

Oh looks, its the plagarizer, Mr. Integrity.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Its kinda lame thats its taken Dames like a half hour to write his rhymes, he should lose points for that shit. Its suppose to be on the spot.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I remember in the day when Dames was alright

I remember in the day when Dames was down to fight

But shit done changed, and now it's all fucked

Asshole's down on me and down on his luck.

I remember the last chick that he took to bed,

Saying, "Hey, fuck you, fat chicks give good head."

Well Dames, what's your answer? What you got to say?

We been sitting around, seems like all day.

Go ahead, answer, it won't be that bad.

Just because you know you've already been had.

Say your shit, come on, we'll step undaunted.

Cuz you're The Undertaker, 'round longer than you're wanted.

[The Dames 0]

You know what...you're right. It's not nearly as good without a beat.

 

PM me, I'll give you my number and I'll freestyle on your ass over the phone.

 

Dames

[Guest The Old Me]

Its kinda lame thats its taken Dames like a half hour to write his rhymes, he should lose points for that shit. Its suppose to be on the spot.

He's banning all of us right now instead

got treated like a bitch with 12 shots to the head

lookin through his dictionary he's about as dense as lead

tryin to stop us from makin our name

picture in his room of a man called the Game

come on the shit is lame, do you ride the sausage train?

Come out and play tonight, bitch we'll ruin your fame

25 minutes and counting, shit better not be lame.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You know what...you're right. It's not nearly as good without a beat.

 

PM me, I'll give you my number and I'll freestyle on your ass over the phone.

 

Dames

 

You are such a bitch. You totally backed down after talking like a big cat.

 

[justsoyouknow 0]

.......

 

 

What?

 

 

DAMES' A PUSSY! :::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP::: DAMES' A PUSSY! :::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP:::

[The Dames 0]

You know what...you're right.  It's not nearly as good without a beat. 

 

PM me, I'll give you my number and I'll freestyle on your ass over the phone.

 

Dames

 

You are such a bitch. You totally backed down after talking like a big cat.

 

What??? I was trying to be nice....

 

Fuck ya'll.

 

Dames

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

.......

 

 

What?

 

 

DAMES' A PUSSY! :::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP::: DAMES' A PUSSY! :::CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP:::

[Nighthawk 0]

I knew it...

 

Dames can't take the heat

Get the fuck out the kitchen

Got his punk ass beat, he can't stop the bitchin

UGS has got Dames in distress

He wears a dress, but it's cool cause he's a damsel

We been eatin him up like Hansel

And Gretel, it's heavy like metal

And we got to settle for a cop out

Dames is a bitch, we got his ass locked out

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You know what...you're right.  It's not nearly as good without a beat. 

 

PM me, I'll give you my number and I'll freestyle on your ass over the phone.

 

Dames

 

You are such a bitch. You totally backed down after talking like a big cat.

 

What??? I was trying to be nice....

 

Fuck ya'll.

 

Dames

 

Dude, this is so funny I am using emoticons.

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm glad I stayed up for this.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'm glad I stayed up for this.

I am torn. I am gonna be tired tomorrow and I really enjoy sleeping...on the other hand, this was quite hilarious.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Dames wants to seem cool by sayin' that he's nice

Little does he know that I've fucked his girl twice

Came on her face and all in her hair

Looked at me and said, "Dames just doesn't care.

He doesn't like girls, at least I don't think.

Last time we went out, he bought this other guy a drink.

He won't answer shit or stick up for himself.

Maybe someday he'll take his balls off the shelf."

[justsoyouknow 0]

...maybe we can goad him into responding.

[Guest The Old Me]

UGS 1

Dames 0

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Ohhh man, this is getting raw. Its gettin' nasty. And no one is backing him up...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I never thought my title would so aptly describe what has transpired here.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Quick! Marney! Respond with a rap that rhymes "sanctimonious" with something, STAT! Dames needs your help!

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Guys, hate to call it a night but I got work at 6:00, so just keep owning Dames in my absence.

[The Dames 0]

I could have wasted my time on some complicated lyrics

but then I'd have Banky and his UGS crew in hysterics

cuz I'd catch them bitches crying like they saw Playboy Bunnies

coming in my direction,

knowing that Dames is the only one who can keep his erection

New Me and company need an internet connection

to keep up on his thread about cocks

meanwhile, i got they whole crew on lock

 

I got to deal with JustSoYouKnow too

Shit, I wanna know, just Who in the fuck are you?

I never heard of ya, its like your not even there

the shit that came out your mouth doesn't even compare

to the lyrics I be spewing in collution with my thoughts

 

I take my time so my shit comes out correct

cuz for me, its a matter of principle and respect

I ain't gonna ban ya or give ya consent

but you done compared me to Ja Rule,

when it shoulda been 50 Cent

 

Who the FUCK you think you destroyin

you think you some big shit?

You must be smokin SOMETHIN if you think you're more than a blip

on my radar, you're on every faggots gaydar

cuz my boy told me you was lookin for cats at a gay bar

givin out your number like the shit was the lotto

I tell you what you gonna do like my name was Quato

 

you gonna sit back and laugh to yourself "haha"

while I sit here, write my shit and make you call me your papa

you got all your boys here, representin propa

but where's your rap Bank, get off they talent you fuckin squatta

 

I take you all on, I fucks you all up

but the thing that surprises me is that Banky didn't nut up

so shut up, I fuckin feed you with my spoon

Don't worry if I took forever, cuz I bring it back to you soon.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Guys, hate to call it a night but I got work at at 6:00, so just keep owning Dames in my absence.

Thats harsh bro, how long of a sleep are ya gonna get?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Nevermind, he responded.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dames, brings in the dissin....I guess he is my daddy

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Thats harsh bro, how long of a sleep are ya gonna get?

 

About 3 1/2 hours, if I want breakfast in the morning.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

He's lurkin...

Maybe he'll respond?

I hope so,

I don't wanna go to bed at dawn.

"Call me up, I'll freestyle over the phone"

Please, Mista Dames, we all know that you're alone.

You ain't got nothing betta

To be doing right now

How'd you get to run this place, anyhow?

UGS are gettin sleepy, and are going to bed,

I'm pretty sure he got the board by giving Scott Keith head.

I concur, I am headin' to bed, just like Dames to Keith's salty crotch.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Thats harsh bro, how long of a sleep are ya gonna get?

 

About 3 1/2 hours, if I want breakfast in the morning.

Thats a harsh toke dude, good luck bro.