OAO "Get Dames on Queer Eye" Thread

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

So I was looking through the Movies and TV folder, and I saw a topic on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. And I thought to myself, "you know, it would be a pretty cool deal to be on that show. My family constantly tells me to be more organized and have some sort of 'style,' and hey, I'd get to be on TV!" The catch is you have to live in the NYC metro area, and unfortunately I live in that *other* metro area, so until they expand their shooting range, no go for me.

 

However, I do know somebody who *does* live in the Metro area, and that's our fearless leader, ze Dames. Personally, I think Dames getting on this show is brilliant on so many levels.

 

a) it would help Dames have a new, positive attitude about himself and his life, and maybe an "ultra-hip metrosexual" Dames could give off a confident, striking image toward prospective employment-type people.

 

b) Dames and TSM are synonymous, therefore our little website/forum could get mentioned on Bravo! Which means maybe our hit count would increase by like, 10!

 

c) It's a memory Dames could carry with him his entire life, the time he went on pay cable and got gay men to dress him up in their love. Truly something you could show the children.

 

d) Just picture it mentally in your head, it's funny as fuck.

 

So what are you waiting for man, fill out the form!

 

http://www.bravotv.com/Queer_Eye_for_the_S...estionnaire.txt

 

And TSMers, show your support toward making our favorite admin (besides Tony and GH) famous!

Edited November 5, 2003 by DuskTillDawn

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Hilarious.

[Guest Fook]

But if Dames goes on Queer Eye, won't crab people take over the board?

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Wow, it's like a minute later, and I still can't stop laughing!

 

e) Just picture it mentally in your head, it's funny as fuck.

I know! I was!

 

Good job, man. This is why I'm always telling my friends about you.

[razazteca]

But if Dames goes on Queer Eye, won't crab people take over the board?

You act like it has'nt already happened.

[Styles]

Do you REALLY want to attract more Games to the board?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The difference between Games and Dames is only a letter, y'know.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

A love letter.

[Art Sandusky]

That show is on Bravo? No wonder no one I know watches it.

 

"Come on, nobody watches Bravo." -- David Letterman

[Guest The Old Me]

This is not good.

[Slayer]

I can see his episode information now...

 

Name: Damian G.

Age: 22

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 210 lbs

Status: Single

Occupation: Message Board Owner

Category: Power Hungry Straight Guy

Location: Bronx, New York

Event: New Message Board Unveiling 

 

Damian has long-term plans to run the ultimate message board. Step one is to dump his current message board format, that of a wrestling discussion board, and convert it to something bigger and better. The Fab Five's Mission: Give this webmaster and his message board the Fab Five treatment for the message board no one can say no too.

 

PROBLEM AREAS

...his message board is bland with generic blue and gray decor... and wrestling?!  Time for a change.

...in two years, has yet to make an impact on the message board scene

...Wardrobe known to consist of a Yankees jersey... something needs to give here.

 

"Damian has a moustache that makes him look like a like a 14 year old italian girl." -- Banky

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

That show is on Bravo? No wonder no one I know watches it.

 

"Come on, nobody watches Bravo." -- David Letterman

Does a company that's competing with CBS own Bravo? If so, that might be why he said that (with unintentional shades of truth).

[OldSchoolWrestling]

Height: 5'11"

I thought it was 4'11"?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Are you guys calling Dames gay? It wouldn't be a shocker to me at least.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I was almost kicked out of the library from laughing too loud.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Dames hates gay people. Sweaty male grinding gives him the hives.

[Guest The Old Me]

Sweaty male grinding gives him the hives.

As it should.

 

I nominate Mole for the show.

[justsoyouknow]

Dames hates gay people. Sweaty male grinding gives him the hives.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. (being gay)

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Dames hates gay people. Sweaty male grinding gives him the hives.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. (being gay)

Nothing in my post implied that there was.

 

EDIT: At this point, I'll observe that Treble Charged, the Gayest Man on the Planet, is reading this thread. 23% is bullshit.

[justsoyouknow]

....I mistakenly quoted you. My bad.

 

I was trying to point out that there's nothing wrong with being gay, therefore Dames' fear of gays is irrational. Now, Mexicans...that's another story.

[PLAGIARISM!]

Dames hates gay people. Sweaty male grinding gives him the hives.

He gave me the hives.

[Guest HumanJukebox]

He gave me the hives.

Do what I want cause I can and if I don't

Because I wanna be ignored by the stiff and the bored

Because I'm gonna.

Spit and retrieve cause I give and receive

Because I wanna gonna get through your head what the mystery man said

Because I'm gonna.

Hate to say I told you so.

I do believe I told you so.

Now it's all out and you knew cause I wanted to.

Turn my back on the rot that's been planning the plot - because I'm gonna.

No need for me to wait - because I wanna.

No need two, three and too late - because I'm gonna.

Hate to say I told you so.

I do believe I told you so.

Do what I please gonna spread the disease

Because I wanna gonna call all the shots for the "No"s and the "Not"s

Because I wanna.

Ask me once I'll answer twice cause what I know I'll tell

Because I wanna.

Sound device and lots of ice I'll spell my name out loud

Because I wanna, oh yeah?

[Guest The Old Me]

This will get old.

[treble]

EDIT: At this point, I'll observe that Treble Charged, the Gayest Man on the Planet, is reading this thread. 23% is bullshit.

I doubt that.