Rawknight 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2003 (edited) A small boy sits on Santa’s lap. Dressed in blue wrestling tights, with a basin haircut and painted on sideburns he looks the picture of youth and innocence, and shockingly like an 8 year old Tom Flesher. The big jolly man laughs and asks… Santa: What do you want to be when you grow up, sonny? Boy: I want to be… WORLD CHAMPION! The boy stands and walks off as “The Superior One” Tom Flesher stands behind the scene, looking on, maybe thinking about his lost youth, maybe just watching as Santa gets hit firmly across the throat with the MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUUUUUUUCKER, HO HO HO MY GOD IT’S THE NASTY EVIL MAORI LARIAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Va’aiga: BOO-YAH! Meanwhile Dace Night, John Duran and Terrence Bailey unwrap their presents… a new Weedwhacker! A new glass light tube! A new Equalizer! All hell breaks loose! Wildchild leaps off the top branches of a Christmas Tree! Erek Taylor and The Boston Strangler fight in a stable, Erek smashing a manger on the wall aimed at the Strangler’s head! A huge whole roster brawl erupts, bodies and seasonal paraphernalia flying EVERYWHERE! Tom Flesher walks in front of the camera and shrugs his shoulders Tom Flesher: Well… ‘tis the season …and joins in the brawl! THE SWF NO SELLS CHRISTMAS… AGAIN! DECEMBER 15th Contact your cable operator for details. Edited November 17, 2003 by Rawknight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2003 Booyah. Simply booyah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2003 *sheds a tear of joy* Mommy...I want painted on sideburns... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2003 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUUUUUUUCKER, HO HO HO MY GOD IT’S THE NASTY EVIL MAORI LARIAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where do you come up with all of these? Really? -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2003 Hee Hee Hee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2003 *hits WC over the head with his new Equalizer and jumps back into the brawl~!* Marvellous! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Figured I'd bump this as the PPV is right around the corner and I still like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
