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Who Cries When Playing Video Games?

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Guest Kamui

I'm betting half the people here either don't play the types of games that would elict an emotional reaction or they have and have cried and are too ashamed to admit it.

 

To those of you pretending to be macho: It's the 21st Century. No one cares if you cry or not. Macho men aren't hot anymore. Sensitive men are. Get with the fucking program, asswipes.

 

To those of you who are really just a bunch of macho assholes: Yeah, there's no one I'm going to trust more to give me advice about my emotions than a fucking FOOTBALL FAN. About the most intelligent thing you guys have to say to your form of entertainment is "GO HOME TEAM!".

 

Well, have fun with that.

 

-Duo

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Guest FrigidSoul

Hey Duo, you don't have to sign your name at the end of every post. I mean we can see you're Duo by looking to the top left part of your post.

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Guest Kamui
Hey Duo, you don't have to sign your name at the end of every post. I mean we can see you're Duo by looking to the top left part of your post.

It's a habit. Plus, it lets me seperate a joke that has little to do with the actual content of the post by putting it in italics underneath my name. That's way too convienent to give up.

 

-Duo

I'm just gonna keep doing this to piss you off now. HAH. TAKE THAT, FUCKER.

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-Duo

I'm just gonna keep doing this to piss you off now. HAH. TAKE THAT, FUCKER.

You bastard! *shakes his fist with rage in your general direction*

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To those of you pretending to be macho: It's the 21st Century. No one cares if you cry or not. Macho men aren't hot anymore. Sensitive men are. Get with the fucking program, asswipes.

This is an absolute lie.

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Guest Kamui
To those of you pretending to be macho: It's the 21st Century. No one cares if you cry or not. Macho men aren't hot anymore. Sensitive men are. Get with the fucking program, asswipes.

This is an absolute lie.

I can tell you from personal experience it is not.

 

Let me put it this way- if you saw me in "real life" you'd probably confuse me for a homosexual. Yes, that's stretching it, but still (self-depricating humor, if I spelled that right). High-pitched voice, into shoujo anime and RPGs (mecha anime too, but still), and like I said in that other thread, I have cried for games (for animes, too). Hell, I think bishies are pretty in a weird, weird way.

 

And yet somehow I've managed to keep the same girlfriend (who *is* hot, by the way) for almost THREE YEARS now.

 

So allow me to put this into language you'll understand- Chicks dig the sensitive guys. Oh yeah.

 

-Duo

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Well, I can tell YOU from personal experience it is.

 

Can we truly paint it in such stark terms? I know the so called "sensitive guys" can get their mack on just as well in some cases, but the macho stylings are by no means dead. The true me is a well read philosopher. I smoke a pipe and wear slippers. But that doesn't get me chicks. When I speak in ebonics and pick fights for no reason, that's when I get them.

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Guest Kamui
Can we truly paint it in such stark terms? I know the so called "sensitive guys" can get their mack on just as well in some cases, but the macho stylings are by no means dead. The true me is a well read philosopher. I smoke a pipe and wear slippers. But that doesn't get me chicks. When I speak in ebonics and pick fights for no reason, that's when I get them.

Then you're going after the wrong girls. I don't know what else to tell you, because it worked fine for me. /shrug. Maybe it's just the fact that there's not a whole lot of macho people in general in the anime fandom, or something.

 

-Duo

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Well, what I said is not literally true, I was just phrasing my point in what I hoped would be a less dry way. Anyone can get girls, you seemed to be implying that sensitive guys get more than usual, which I disagree with. Girls aren't all the same, they each want something different.

Besides, you only got one girl, that's not good enough to claim being sensitive and "gay" is a chick magnet.

I went out with a girl into anime once. It was... really irritating.

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Girls want guys that are assholes. They want to fuck the gangster or the shit starter that'll treat them like shit. No matter how much they say "I want a nice decent guy" they are full of shit. It's a fact.

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Guest Kamui
Girls want guys that are assholes. They want to fuck the gangster or the shit starter that'll treat them like shit. No matter how much they say "I want a nice decent guy" they are full of shit. It's a fact.

Okay, explain my situation then. You're generalizing too much (like I was just doing, go hypocrite powers go!), although you're adding a lot of blatant sexism to it.

 

-Duo

Doesn't like sexists.

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Girls want guys that are assholes. They want to fuck the gangster or the shit starter that'll treat them like shit. No matter how much they say "I want a nice decent guy" they are full of shit. It's a fact.

Okay, explain my situation then. You're generalizing too much (like I was just doing, go hypocrite powers go!), although you're adding a lot of blatant sexism to it.

 

-Duo

Doesn't like sexists.

I'm not being a sexist about it. I've spent my whole life being sensitive and nice to girls. The moment I was like "fuck this" and quit caring and started acting like an ass they were like "Hey how are you doing?" I'm not saying that it happens like that all the time. But most of the time. I've seen it so many times....read about it so many times.....it's just true. Girls like the outlaw rebel. They only want the sensitive guy to settle down with. And like I said........there are ALWAYS exceptions.

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Girls want assholes. Women want stable men with varying degrees of machoness and sensitivity.

 

That's how I've found things to work, in any case.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Girls love gay anime. This fact can be proven by the wild sex orgies that most of its fans engage in frequently.

 

Voltron's right, anyway. You got one girl, that doesn't make you a chick magnet. Besides, after being with a limp-wristed frequent crier for a while, the grass starts to look greener, if you catch my drift.

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Guest Kamui
You got one girl, that doesn't make you a chick magnet.

So by your fucked-up logic, getting a million girls for like a week a piece is more impressive than getting one and keeping her for THREE YEARS?!? That's pretty damn stupid, if you ask me.

 

-Duo

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

A million chicks in a week? Fuck yes that's better, who are you kidding? Better to me, anyway, but then again I have absolutely no use for a meaningful relationship until I find myself in one.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Besides, three years isn't shit. My grandparents were married for 65 years. Naturally, I hope for nothin' but the best for you and your'n, but I wouldn't exactly say you're paragons of matrimony quite yet.

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Guest Goodear

Right...

 

If you want lots of chicks who will get bored and move on to the next guy, being an asshole is a good bet. By the time they do that, you'll probably be sick of them anyway so its a win, win.

 

You want to get married or something, the sensitive thing is a goiod way to glom onto a chick for a while and keep her from bolting. Less swings at incoming pitches, but you know one pitcher REALLY well.

 

Both tacts are acceptable.

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Guest Kamui
A million chicks in a week? Fuck yes that's better, who are you kidding?

I meant a million chicks for a week each, not a million of them IN a week. But okay, I'm starting to get your point.

 

And Goodear, I agree. I mean, if you want girls just for sex and not for a meaningful relationship, I suppose the asshole thing works well enough. Just don't expect it to last very long.

 

-Duo

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Can I ask how this thread went from crying over video games to banging girls?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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Guest Kamui
Can I ask how this thread went from crying over video games to banging girls?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

People actually took my sarcastic retort (which involved how sensitive men are "in" and machos are "out) as being 100% serious, for whatever reason, leading into this little debate. Forums, gotta love 'em.

 

-Duo

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In all fairness, you've done your part in defending that sarcastic retort. Which is cool by me, you seem decent enough...just saying.

 

In any case, Goodear made the most sense on all this, go reread his posts if you want to clear thine head.

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Can I ask how this thread went from crying over video games to banging girls?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Closet chaveosexual.

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Guest ABOBO

ABOBO CRY DURING GAME BEFORE. ABOBO PLAYING MARIO ON NINTENDO, ABOBO JUST WALKING ALONG, THEN ABOBO SEE LITTLE MUSHROOM GUY WALKING TOWARD ABOBO. ABOBO GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY CRYING. ABOBO IS BIG, BUT MUSHROOM GUY WAS SCARY.

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Hey Duo, you don't have to sign your name at the end of every post. I mean we can see you're Duo by looking to the top left part of your post.

[hearkens back to the days of Kotzenjunge's "FO SHEEZ"]

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Hey Duo, you don't have to sign your name at the end of every post. I mean we can see you're Duo by looking to the top left part of your post.

[hearkens back to the days of Kotzenjunge's "FO SHEEZ"]

Yeah, those were the days.

 

Fo sheez,

Disco Pee Wee

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Can I ask how this thread went from crying over video games to banging girls?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Closet chaveosexual.

Those are fighting words.

 

 

 

Hey Alf! Ya gonna take that??

 

 

 

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

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Can I ask how this thread went from crying over video games to banging girls?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

People actually took my sarcastic retort (which involved how sensitive men are "in" and machos are "out) as being 100% serious, for whatever reason, leading into this little debate. Forums, gotta love 'em.

 

-Duo

Who took it seriously? I sure in the hell didn't. How dare

Hou imply such a thing.

Of course, it did lead to much enlightening discussion.

Really though, I think all that needs to be said has been.

Except for one more thing.

 

Just bear with me now.

Under what circumstances does sex occur?

In bed, right?

Course it does.

Even so, why?

 

You tell me.

Um... I forgot what point I was making.

Maybe I'll stop.

Maybe...

Yeah I will.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
Fo sheez,

Disco Pee Wee

 

Now that's the stuff. Kotz, me getting your name changed to Disco Pee Wee is like when I had to have Brett Favre in my sig when the Bears jobbed.

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