Matt/Lita/Christian Triangle Angle?

[Guest CronoT]

Since losing his last challenge against RVD for the IC Title, Christian has been acting very UN-Heelish.

 

1. Christian saves Lita from a beatdown.

2. Christian helps Lita from the ring after a loss.

3. After Matt, Molly, and Bischoff screw Lita, Christian uses his "Favor" to get Lita her job back.

 

The rumor is that the reason Matt left SD! for RAW was to be with Lita. If that's true, then why would he agree to do this angle immediately upon his arrival?

 

Now, it may be the hopeless romantic in me, but I do hope that this angle between Lita and Christian works out they way we all hope it will. I just think Lita and Christian would be good together.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

The rumor is that the reason Matt left SD! for RAW was to be with Lita. If that's true, then why would he agree to do this angle immediately upon his arrival?

Because they wanted to be on the same show to travel together. Being on the same team doesn't mean anything. Feuding with her is pretty much the same as that. And Christian hinted at having an alterior motive a few weeks ago when he had a wierd grin on his face after making her think he was serious.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

By "the way we want" you mean "Christian bangs Lita and comes out to brag to Jericho about having won the bet to see who'd bang a WWE diva first"... right?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I'm still waiting for Matt to modify the V1 sign into The Shocker. Then we got ourselves a badass storyline.

[Guest CronoT]

By "the way we want" you mean "Christian bangs Lita and comes out to brag to Jericho about having won the bet to see who'd bang a WWE diva first"... right?

I'm not a horndog or a player, so no.

 

Besides, didn't the phrase "hopeless romantic" give you any clue?

[Art Sandusky 0]

By "the way we want" you mean "Christian bangs Lita and comes out to brag to Jericho about having won the bet to see who'd bang a WWE diva first"... right?

I'm not a horndog or a player, so no.

Fix this.

[Guest CronoT]

By "the way we want" you mean "Christian bangs Lita and comes out to brag to Jericho about having won the bet to see who'd bang a WWE diva first"... right?

I'm not a horndog or a player, so no.

Fix this.

Fix what?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

*Armageddon*

 

JR: Oh no! Molly Holly is just destroying Lita! Who can save her?

 

*Christian runs in but then gets ambushed by Jericho for some unexplained reason and gets beaten down as well*

 

*Later that night, Christian and Lita have a talk in the back while they get medical attention*

 

Lita: Thanks for helpin me out there Christian, I'm sorry you got beaten up.

 

Christian: I'm sorry that I couldn't help you.

 

Lita: You got jumped from behind by Jericho - it wasn't your fault. You tried.

 

Christian: I can't believe Chris did that to me... he was.... he was my only friend... I trusted him... now I'm all alone. I don't want to be alone anymore Lita... I don't want to be alone...

 

*Christian starts to tear up and Lita hugs him. She realizes that the camera is on her*

 

Lita: let's go somewhere more private... ok.

 

Christian: *sniff* ok.

 

*Christian comes out on RAW after having a "special night" with Lita at Armageddon. He still has the saddened look on his face*

 

Christian: JERICHO! JERICHO! YOU SONNOFABITCH! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!

 

*Jericho comes out*

 

*The two former friends go face-to-face*

 

Christian: I only have ONE question to ask you Jericho... ONE QUESTION that relates to last night.

 

*Jericho has a concerned look on his face*

 

Christian: WHERE'S MY MONEY!

 

JR: What?

 

*Jericho acts pissed off*

 

Christian: C'mon! C'mon! PAY UP BABY! Christian done got him some last night and you owe me 50 Gs!

 

JR: 50 G's??!

 

King: What's going on! GOT HIM SOME?! is he talking about...

 

JR: Oh I hope he's not.

 

Jericho: Congratulations young man, but do you have any, say, PROOF?!

 

Christian: Oh, I got proof alright.

 

*Titantron shows "hidden camera footage" of Christian and Lita alone in a hotel room... they hug, she takes off her top*

 

JR: My God..

 

King: MY GOD!

 

Jericho: Ok, ok, ok, THAT'S ENOUGH! That's enough....

 

Christian: Ok, so where's my money?!

 

Jericho: Sorry Junior, but you won't be gettin your money tonight...

 

Christian: What?! The deal was which ever one of us bangs a WWE diva the other would give him $50,000 so pay up.

 

KING: WHAT?

 

JR: Oh how low can you get!

 

Jericho: I know the bet Christian, I was the one who proposed it. But you weren't the only one gettin some last night... oh no...

 

JR: He didn't.

 

Jericho: Roll the footage!

 

*Titantron shows Jericho lying in bed next to "someone"...*

 

JR: Oh no, it can't be.

 

King: Is that trish stratus?!

 

*That someone rolls over to reveal Molly Holly*

 

*Jericho and Molly look at the camera and kiss*

 

Jericho: HAHAHAHA! Look at the time junior! That was 1 hour before you bumped uglies with Lita! I knew you were going to get some the moment you ran in on that match - so I had a contingency plan... Molly felt like she wasn't getting enough respect as womens champion, so I gave her the respect she deserved... and I gave her it again, and again, and again! R-E-S-P-E-C-T, I just *beeped* Molly!

 

*Christian is outraged*

 

Jericho: So hows about YOUSE pay up!

 

*Jericho continues to gloat*

 

*Trish runs in*

 

Trish: How could you, how could you, how could you do this??

 

*Jerichos mood changes*

 

Jericho: No, baby, this was just a game... this molly holly thing, it wasn't personal... it was... just a game... I love you Trish... I love you...

 

*Trish "thinks about it" then slaps Jericho and leaves*

[Crimson Platypus 0]

I'm still waiting for Matt to modify the V1 sign into The Shocker. Then we got ourselves a badass storyline.

rofl, been looking for something sig worthy - thanks

 

 

-edit- gold Rudo, gold.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh, and Christians new music has Lita moaning the "Chriiiiistiiiiaaaan" part

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

I like the Lita/Hardy/Christian/Jericho/Trish "love pentagon" there's so many ways this could go.

 

Obviously Jericho set up the Hardy match so Matt could dump Lita so that Christian would get a shot at her. Or something like that.

 

Angles so much more interesting when they are realistic. Compared to feuding with monsters who electricuted your balls.

Edited November 18, 2003 by BobBacklundRules

[Guest CronoT]

I like the Lita/Hardy/Christian/Jericho/Trish "love pentagon" there's so many ways this could go.

 

Obviously Jericho set up the Hardy match so Matt could dump Lita so that Christian would get a shot at her. Or something like that.

 

Angles so much more interesting when they are realistic. Compared to fueding with monsters who electricuted your balls.

*impersonates Kurt Angle*

 

"Oh, it's true, it's true."

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I just can't seem to find myself caring about Trishes infatuation-of-the-month. Jeff Hardy, The Rock, Bubba, McMahon...

 

RRR: Hoping "Lita gets fired" becomes a running gag.

 

JR: Uh oh, Lita stepped on Bischoffs foot!

 

King: You know what thaaat means!

 

*Lita is shown leaving the arena*

 

*Lita comes back*

 

Lita: Oops, forgot my brush.

 

Bischoff: Lita, I was thinking... I've been having this really bad sore on the bottom of my foot and when you stepped on it, it popped and went away... so I was thinking, you really shouldnt be fired.

 

Lita: Gee, thanks Eric.

 

JR: BAH GAWD! YES! LITA BACK ON RAW!

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

I just can't seem to find myself caring about Trishes infatuation-of-the-month. Jeff Hardy, The Rock, Bubba, McMahon...

 

RRR: Hoping "Lita gets fired" becomes a running gag.

 

JR: Uh oh, Lita stepped on Bischoffs foot!

 

King: You know what thaaat means!

 

*Lita is shown leaving the arena*

 

*Lita comes back*

 

Lita: Oops, forgot my brush.

 

Bischoff: Lita, I was thinking... I've been having this really bad sore on the bottom of my foot and when you stepped on it, it popped and went away... so I was thinking, you really shouldnt be fired.

 

Lita: Gee, thanks Eric.

 

JR: BAH GAWD! YES! LITA BACK ON RAW!

Fucking hilarious!

[Guest CronoT]

I just can't seem to find myself caring about Trishes infatuation-of-the-month. Jeff Hardy, The Rock, Bubba, McMahon...

 

RRR: Hoping "Lita gets fired" becomes a running gag.

 

JR: Uh oh, Lita stepped on Bischoffs foot!

 

King: You know what thaaat means!

 

*Lita is shown leaving the arena*

 

*Lita comes back*

 

Lita: Oops, forgot my brush.

 

Bischoff: Lita, I was thinking... I've been having this really bad sore on the bottom of my foot and when you stepped on it, it popped and went away... so I was thinking, you really shouldnt be fired.

 

Lita: Gee, thanks Eric.

 

JR: BAH GAWD! YES! LITA BACK ON RAW!

WWE RAW meets The Jetsons.

 

Please, shoot me now.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Oh, and Christians new music has Lita moaning the "Chriiiiistiiiiaaaan" part

:: does spit take ::

 

That was hilarious!

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Me and Rudo are on quite the roll right now. I wonder which one of us is going to let the fame go to our head and spend all our money on hookers and coke?

 

*Glares at Rudo*

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Don't look at me. I prefer escorts and high-priced Faberge Eggs.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Dude, you promised me, you promised your family...........

 

You would not, under any circumstances, go back on the eggs.

 

You MUST honour that promise!

[Fökai 0]

Oh, and Christians new music has Lita moaning the "Chriiiiistiiiiaaaan" part

That's fucking sig-worthy.

 

 

::contemplates decision::

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Sweet Temptation

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Oh, and Christians new music has Lita moaning the "Chriiiiistiiiiaaaan" part

That's fucking sig-worthy.

 

 

::contemplates decision::

Do it, because thats fucking gold

[Guest CronoT]

So, this topic has gone from talking about Matt and Lita and Christian, to talking about hookers and Faberge Eggs.

 

How fascinating.....not.

[JoeDirt 0]

I'm still waiting for Matt to modify the V1 sign into The Shocker. Then we got ourselves a badass storyline.

Two for the pink, one for the stink, baby.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

So, this topic has gone from talking about Matt and Lita and Christian, to talking about hookers and Faberge Eggs.

 

How fascinating.....not.

You want hopeless romanticism, go to FanFiction.net, head to "Misc", and then click on "Wrestling". You can find all the hopeless romanticism you'd ever need there, okay?

 

Rudo, LotC, please continue. Don't let this man fuck up the awesomeness.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Am I the only person who isn't getting the big deal about the current love stories going on? That the comparison was made to the triangle from 2000 makes me laugh.

 

EDIT: Am I also the only one not laughing all that much at this thread?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I don't care about the love triangle. I don't have any reason to care.

 

I think my Torrie Wilson Shirt idea and "What is it with Canadians and trying to put their name in everything" lines were better... but you can't deny the genius in having Christians music start with Lita moaning. He wouldn't have it for that long, cause it would get annoying after a few weeks.

 

In other news, me thinks Steph or Gerwitz were big Sixteen Candles fans.

[Damaramu 0]

Am I the only person who isn't getting the big deal about the current love stories going on? That the comparison was made to the triangle from 2000 makes me laugh.

 

EDIT: Am I also the only one not laughing all that much at this thread?

Damn stick iin the mud........

[Guest ManKinnd]

Am I the only person who isn't getting the big deal about the current love stories going on? That the comparison was made to the triangle from 2000 makes me laugh.

 

EDIT: Am I also the only one not laughing all that much at this thread?

Damn stick iin the mud........

Agreed. Why would you post that in a thread everyone is having fun in? Just go away...

[Art Sandusky 0]

Am I the only person who isn't getting the big deal about the current love stories going on? That the comparison was made to the triangle from 2000 makes me laugh.

 

EDIT: Am I also the only one not laughing all that much at this thread?

Damn stick iin the mud........

Agreed. Why would you post that in a thread everyone is having fun in? Just go away...

Hey, I got it off track. Go me!

 

I'd also like to add that the "why do whatever if you don't like it" can be applied to 90% of this folder, which makes that even funnier.