DerangedHermit Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 HE SLEIGHS US: Bill Goldberg is coming to Edmonton in January but before you go planning a road trip, he won't be defending his world heavyweight championship or appearing as part of a wrestling card. Goldberg's visit to Oilers country will be to shoot Santa's Sleigh, a festive action-comedy movie in which the former Atlanta Falcon plays a not-so-jolly St. Nick. "What better setting for a 280-pound Jewish guy to play Santa Claus and go around killing everybody?" the champ said in an interview. "It's going to be cool. I can't wait." Goldberg is currently appearing in theatres as a villain in the live action Bugs Bunny flick, Looney Tunes: Back In Action. Credit: Slam Sports I also read that this film will be a low budget one and will feature Dennis Haskins as an evil pastor. ( )
Guest CronoT Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Another crappy Santa-hating movie? Goldberg needs to stick to wrestling, because his acting makes Alicia Silverstone look good.
Steviekick Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 I wonder if HHH tried getting the part...
Jobber of the Week Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Oh dear god. SANTA WITH MUSCLES, PART 2
EdwardKnoxII Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Oh dear god. SANTA WITH MUSCLES, PART 2 Yeah no kidding and just wait after the movie comes out Vince will bring in Hogan and him and Goldberg will fight over who is the REAL Santa With Muscles.
TheFranchise Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 ^^^ Ladies and Gentleman, your Mania XX ME.
EdwardKnoxII Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 SANTA WITH MUSCLES THE MATCH, THE MOVIE.
DerangedHermit Posted November 24, 2003 Author Report Posted November 24, 2003 SANTA WITH MUSCLES THE MATCH, THE MOVIE. *shudders* Hmmmm.... *shudders again*
EdwardKnoxII Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Of course, this will take place MONTHS after X-Mas but, in the match Goldberg and Hogan will be wrestling in Santa suits and the ref will be dressed like an elf and the ring will be decked out like a X-Mas tree.
Guest FatLesnar Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 I read this about a week ago, and while I think it's pretty ridiculous that all these Rock-wannabes are trying to get into acting, I think this movie actually has potential to be funny. Hell, even if the movie turns out shitty, I guess you can still laugh at 'Berg for failing.
LivingLegendGaryColeman Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 You know, Dustin Diamond is a huge WWE mark. Haskins has the Goldberg connection. If the McMahon's need a month off from the grueling PPV schedule we could see that Belding/Screech feud we have all been dying to see.
EdwardKnoxII Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 You know, Dustin Diamond is a huge WWE mark. Haskins has the Goldberg connection. If the McMahon's need a month off from the grueling PPV schedule we could see that Belding/Screech feud we have all been dying to see. Man fuck that. A Zack/Screech feud is were the money's at. Remember when Zack starting dating Lisa and how Screech wanted to fight him?
LivingLegendGaryColeman Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 You know, Dustin Diamond is a huge WWE mark. Haskins has the Goldberg connection. If the McMahon's need a month off from the grueling PPV schedule we could see that Belding/Screech feud we have all been dying to see. Man fuck that. A Zack/Screech feud is were the money's at. Remember when Zack starting dating Lisa and how Screech wanted to fight him? Of course, but I was trying not to spoil the proposed screw job!
Guest TheArchiteck Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 LoL....can't wait to see this one.
Lil' Bitch Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Santa With Muscles > Santa's Sleigh
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