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Can't buy porn because I'm under 17, can't watch porn because my room is right next to theirs, my imagination isn't strong enough for a visual-free run.

 

EDIT: can we please stop talking about this?

NO!

 

I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS.

 

God, and you were calling someone else emo...

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You can't fantasize or something? What do you think of late at night when you try to fall asleep?

I reflect on the events of the day and play out scenarios on how I could have handled them differently, evaluating their reprecussions.

 

...could we stop talking about this now?

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Am I the only one who has a better orgasm when using only my imagination over one using visual stimulation?

 

Masturbation thread = hottness.

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I reflect on the events of the day and play out scenarios on how I could have handled them differently, evaluating their reprecussions.

 

...could we stop talking about this now?

When I do that, I just end up cursing myself out all night and never getting any sleep.

 

It's all happiness when I think of naked chicks in Pepto Bismol.

 

If you don't like the new discussion, we can be happy to exclude you from it.

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Can't buy porn because I'm under 17, can't watch porn because my room is right next to theirs, my imagination isn't strong enough for a visual-free run.

 

EDIT: can we please stop talking about this?

NO!

 

I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS.

 

God, and you were calling someone else emo...

Did I say that I didn't masturbate? No. I just said that I couldn't purchase porn. Free internet porn is entirely different. And I just said that my imagination isn't too spectacular. If I have a visual, that's fine...and where the hell am I supposed to get this magazine? Maybe masturbation isn't as much of a priority for me as it does for you.

 

And people that can't masturbate because they sleep next door to their parents are emo? Explain me that, Ross.

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Can't buy porn because I'm under 18, can't watch porn because my room is right next to theirs, my imagination isn't strong enough for a visual-free run.

 

EDIT: can we please stop talking about this?

It's called mute button or earphones. And move your computer so the monitor is facing away from the door.

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You know what works for me?

 

Actually coming inside a pussy. You guys should try it, it's great.

Pussy?

 

wtf is that?

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You know what works for me?

 

Actually coming inside a pussy. You guys should try it, it's great.

That only leads to avoiding phone calls or having to spend a day in a stupid abortion clinic. Ever see the magazine selection in there? Lame..........

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Then move a dresser in front of the door.

Waaaaay too much effort. If I'm horny, 9 times out of 10 I just call an ex-girlfriend. Seems to work for me.

Nah, cause the dresser doesn't want to cuddle or God forbid, talk, afterwards.

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Can't buy porn because I'm under 17, can't watch porn because my room is right next to theirs, my imagination isn't strong enough for a visual-free run.

 

EDIT: can we please stop talking about this?

NO!

 

I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS.

 

God, and you were calling someone else emo...

Did I say that I didn't masturbate? No. I just said that I couldn't purchase porn. Free internet porn is entirely different. And I just said that my imagination isn't too spectacular. If I have a visual, that's fine...and where the hell am I supposed to get this magazine? Maybe masturbation isn't as much of a priority for me as it does for you.

 

And people that can't masturbate because they sleep next door to their parents are emo? Explain me that, Ross.

Ooh, Ross. Good one. That's right up there with "JustSoYouBlow".

 

 

You can't wank because you're next door to your mum? Why the hell not? How fucking loud are you? Worried she'd hear your vibrator? Worried she might come in to tuck you in, only to find hot man butter all over your N'Sync sheets? How emo are you? Soon you'll be fucking apple pies to see what pussy feels like. Then write a song about it, comparing women to pies, only pies are better because they don't break your heart, or run off with the bloke down the superstore, and they taste better.

 

And yes, masturbation is important to me. Because I am a FUCKING HUMAN WITH A LIBIDO. Not some fucking emo kid.

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...I actually like cuddling.

EMO ALERT!!!

Cuddling is for wives, cause you are forced to do it. One nighters, or fuck buddies don't get that courtesy around here. If I am in a good mood, I might grab em a drink or something, but that's it.

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Can't buy porn because I'm under 17, can't watch porn because my room is right next to theirs, my imagination isn't strong enough for a visual-free run.

 

EDIT: can we please stop talking about this?

NO!

 

I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS.

 

God, and you were calling someone else emo...

Did I say that I didn't masturbate? No. I just said that I couldn't purchase porn. Free internet porn is entirely different. And I just said that my imagination isn't too spectacular. If I have a visual, that's fine...and where the hell am I supposed to get this magazine? Maybe masturbation isn't as much of a priority for me as it does for you.

 

And people that can't masturbate because they sleep next door to their parents are emo? Explain me that, Ross.

Ooh, Ross. Good one. That's right up there with "JustSoYouBlow".

 

 

You can't wank because you're next door to your mum? Why the hell not? How fucking loud are you? Worried she'd hear your vibrator? Worried she might come in to tuck you in, only to find hot man butter all over your N'Sync sheets? How emo are you? Soon you'll be fucking apple pies to see what pussy feels like. Then write a song about it, comparing women to pies, only pies are better because they don't break your heart, or run off with the bloke down the superstore, and they taste better.

 

And yes, masturbation is important to me. Because I am a FUCKING HUMAN WITH A LIBIDO. Not some fucking emo kid.

Good one. Call me emo! Turn the tables! Whatever you want to consider it! Here's the bottom line, Chave: I don't masturbate all that often. I'm only at my house to sleep, that's it. You're hard pressed to catch me there doing anything other than showering, taking a shit, or sleeping. Every time I use the internet, I'm at work. So, masturbation, not too high on my list of priorities. NSync sheets? BURN! Are you really that fucking desperate, that you're now insulting my bedsheets? I don't want to get caught by my parents masturbating. I guess that makes me a bad person. When I'm not at work, I'm out with my friends. I've got three different parties to attend this weekend, one of them involving lesbians wrestling in pudding. So, again, I apologize profusely if I don't have time to fit masturbation into my schedule.

 

You call me emo? What was that definition that you supplied? Something about an emo being a holier-than-thou shmuck? Pot. Kettle. Black. You sit here and harp on me for the fact that I don't masturbate constantly, then call me emo for not wanting to be caught by my parents. You really need to check what the fuck you're saying before you just type away.

 

And Ross is a paleontologist. I'm glad you got the reference. I figured it might be beneath you and all of your dazzling knowledge.

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Oh, let me tell you a secret: Girls don't think you're an asshole if you cuddle with them. Maybe that's a foreign concept to you kids out there, or maybe we have an alternative definition of "cuddling", but in my book, if you lie there for a little bit, catch your breath, then get up and have a cigarette, that's cuddling.

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