1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Well it took me almost two years which can only mean one thing.........I am not a loser on par with the rest of you! Thanks for all your support!
1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Posted November 25, 2003 *waits for someone, ANYONE, to show up*
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 *grabs a beer. leaves* edit: and after posting realizes he wasted his fucking 2500th post on this. *comes back. steals all the beer. shoots a snot-rocket. leaves.*
1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Posted November 25, 2003 *grabs a beer. leaves* edit: and after posting realizes he wasted his fucking 2500th post on this. *comes back. steals all the beer. shoots a snot-rocket. leaves.* What you didn't realize was you stole a bunch of Schlitz. Now that you are gone I can break out the classy beer........wait, I have no classy beer! Shit, oh well, here comes some Bud Light.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 *grabs a beer. leaves* edit: and after posting realizes he wasted his fucking 2500th post on this. *comes back. steals all the beer. shoots a snot-rocket. leaves.* What you didn't realize was you stole a bunch of Schlitz. Now that you are gone I can break out the classy beer........wait, I have no classy beer! Shit, oh well, here comes some Bud Light. Ahhh, the highschool days. When you would wait outside a 7-11 and ask someone over 21 to buy you and your friends a case of the cheapest beer for a few bucks.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I'am the party. ::Brings in Baby oil, ropes, more beer, and David Lee Roth CDs::
1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Posted November 25, 2003 Ahhh, the highschool days. When you would wait outside a 7-11 and ask someone over 21 to buy you and your friends a case of the cheapest beer for a few bucks. They don't sell beer in 7-11's around here. When I was under 21, we had to stand outside the sleaziest bar in the area and get 40s, usually of some disgusting malt liquor.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Ahhh, the highschool days. When you would wait outside a 7-11 and ask someone over 21 to buy you and your friends a case of the cheapest beer for a few bucks. They don't sell beer in 7-11's around here. When I was under 21, we had to stand outside the sleaziest bar in the area and get 40s, usually of some disgusting malt liquor. I hope you aren't referring to Old E, because I'll have to come looking for you. 11th grade we used to cut our morning class and go drink it in the park. Nothing like drinking a fine malt liquer at 9am in cold ass weather.
1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Posted November 25, 2003 I hope you aren't referring to Old E, because I'll have to come looking for you. 11th grade we used to cut our morning class and go drink it in the park. Nothing like drinking a fine malt liquer at 9am in cold ass weather. Old E was fine, I was more referring to St. Ides. Everyone knew it sucked deep down, but all the punk kids drank it to seem tough or to live their wigger fantasy. "Hey look, I drink St Ides, just like those guys in Juice or Boyz In The Hood! I'm cool!"
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I hope you aren't referring to Old E, because I'll have to come looking for you. 11th grade we used to cut our morning class and go drink it in the park. Nothing like drinking a fine malt liquer at 9am in cold ass weather. Old E was fine, I was more referring to St. Ides. Everyone knew it sucked deep down, but all the punk kids drank it to seem tough or to live their wigger fantasy. "Hey look, I drink St Ides, just like those guys in Juice or Boyz In The Hood! I'm cool!" Yeah, that's how we got into Old E. NWA had the song 8 Ball and it took off from there.
1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Posted November 25, 2003 Well for the love of God, I hope you don't still drink it.
razazteca Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 You're all amatures for $3 you can get Thunderbird and be buzzing in less than 10 minutes.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Well for the love of God, I hope you don't still drink it. Nah, later in the 11th grade I found MGD and I've been drinking it since then. 15 years.
1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Author Report Posted November 25, 2003 You're all amatures for $3 you can get Thunderbird and be buzzing in less than 10 minutes. Why do that when you can get a bottle of Jacquin's vodka for 7.99 and REALLY get fucked up.
justsoyouknow Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 It's all about the Corona...or the Dos Equis....or Budweiser...as long as it's not piss water (Coors) I'm fine. Congrats on 1,000, by the way. :::gets drunk, picks fight with random guy:::
razazteca Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 You're all amatures for $3 you can get Thunderbird and be buzzing in less than 10 minutes. Why do that when you can get a bottle of Jacquin's vodka for 7.99 and REALLY get fucked up. Thunderbird is sold in nearly every convient store and gas stations while liquor stores are outside city limits.
Guest Fook Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Call me when you get some good (ie. Canadian) beer.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Call when you KNEEL BEFORE ZOD ::Slaps Zod in the back of the head:: "Kneel before me bitch!"
Guest ZOD Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Call when you KNEEL BEFORE ZOD ::Slaps Zod in the back of the head:: "Kneel before me bitch!" Dear soon to be obiliterated one: Do you really think you have any control over me? Fool. Be thankful I have not yet destroyed you with my eye lasers. Now, KNEEL BEFORE YOUR RIGHTFUL LEADER
justsoyouknow Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Zod is Mario.
justsoyouknow Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 :::Is already drunk, so takes a swing at Zod:::
razazteca Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 ZOD is Prince Paul and/or Banky and/or you.
{''({o..o})''} Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Boy, the gimmick posters are sucking again.
Guest ZOD Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 :::Is already drunk, so takes a swing at Zod::: :: Destorys infidel with Eye Lasers :: Let this be a lesson to all of you. All who rebel shall be destroyed. Now, GET BACK TO KNEELING BEFORE ME
justsoyouknow Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Ha. You missed. ZOD is Prince Paul and/or Banky and/or you. I don't even know what the hell ZOD is supposed to be.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 ::Plushy Al channels his original OAOAST gimmick. Suddenly, Scott Keith, King Hippo, Abobo, Axl Rose, Jason Voorhees, Chris Farley, Glass Joe, Michael Myers, Sub-Zero, Deebo, Bane, Sharkolgalanchequake, Stay Puft, and Freddy Kreuger all run in and pummel ZOD::
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Zod is Mario. No, I'm actually stupid on my own.
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