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*grabs a beer. leaves*

 

 

edit: and after posting realizes he wasted his fucking 2500th post on this.

 

*comes back. steals all the beer. shoots a snot-rocket. leaves.*

What you didn't realize was you stole a bunch of Schlitz. Now that you are gone I can break out the classy beer........wait, I have no classy beer! Shit, oh well, here comes some Bud Light.

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*grabs a beer. leaves*

 

 

edit: and after posting realizes he wasted his fucking 2500th post on this.

 

*comes back. steals all the beer.  shoots a snot-rocket. leaves.*

What you didn't realize was you stole a bunch of Schlitz. Now that you are gone I can break out the classy beer........wait, I have no classy beer! Shit, oh well, here comes some Bud Light.

Ahhh, the highschool days. When you would wait outside a 7-11 and ask someone over 21 to buy you and your friends a case of the cheapest beer for a few bucks.

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I'am the party.

 

::Brings in Baby oil, ropes, more beer, and David Lee Roth CDs::

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Ahhh, the highschool days. When you would wait outside a 7-11 and ask someone over 21 to buy you and your friends a case of the cheapest beer for a few bucks.

They don't sell beer in 7-11's around here. When I was under 21, we had to stand outside the sleaziest bar in the area and get 40s, usually of some disgusting malt liquor.

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Ahhh, the highschool days.  When you would wait outside a 7-11 and ask someone over 21 to buy you and your friends a case of the cheapest beer for a few bucks.

They don't sell beer in 7-11's around here. When I was under 21, we had to stand outside the sleaziest bar in the area and get 40s, usually of some disgusting malt liquor.

I hope you aren't referring to Old E, because I'll have to come looking for you. 11th grade we used to cut our morning class and go drink it in the park. Nothing like drinking a fine malt liquer at 9am in cold ass weather.

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I hope you aren't referring to Old E, because I'll have to come looking for you. 11th grade we used to cut our morning class and go drink it in the park. Nothing like drinking a fine malt liquer at 9am in cold ass weather.

Old E was fine, I was more referring to St. Ides. Everyone knew it sucked deep down, but all the punk kids drank it to seem tough or to live their wigger fantasy. "Hey look, I drink St Ides, just like those guys in Juice or Boyz In The Hood! I'm cool!"

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I hope you aren't referring to Old E, because I'll have to come looking for you.  11th grade we used to cut our morning class and go drink it in the park.  Nothing like drinking a fine malt liquer at 9am in cold ass weather.

Old E was fine, I was more referring to St. Ides. Everyone knew it sucked deep down, but all the punk kids drank it to seem tough or to live their wigger fantasy. "Hey look, I drink St Ides, just like those guys in Juice or Boyz In The Hood! I'm cool!"

Yeah, that's how we got into Old E. NWA had the song 8 Ball and it took off from there.

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You're all amatures for $3 you can get Thunderbird and be buzzing in less than 10 minutes.

Why do that when you can get a bottle of Jacquin's vodka for 7.99 and REALLY get fucked up.

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It's all about the Corona...or the Dos Equis....or Budweiser...as long as it's not piss water (Coors) I'm fine.

 

Congrats on 1,000, by the way.

 

:::gets drunk, picks fight with random guy:::

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You're all amatures for $3 you can get Thunderbird and be buzzing in less than 10 minutes.

Why do that when you can get a bottle of Jacquin's vodka for 7.99 and REALLY get fucked up.

Thunderbird is sold in nearly every convient store and gas stations while liquor stores are outside city limits.

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Call when you KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

::Slaps Zod in the back of the head::

 

"Kneel before me bitch!"

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Call when you KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

::Slaps Zod in the back of the head::

 

"Kneel before me bitch!"

Dear soon to be obiliterated one:

 

Do you really think you have any control over me? Fool. Be thankful I have not yet destroyed you with my eye lasers. Now, KNEEL BEFORE YOUR RIGHTFUL LEADER

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:::Is already drunk, so takes a swing at Zod:::

:: Destorys infidel with Eye Lasers ::

 

Let this be a lesson to all of you. All who rebel shall be destroyed.

Now, GET BACK TO KNEELING BEFORE ME

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::Plushy Al channels his original OAOAST gimmick. Suddenly, Scott Keith, King Hippo, Abobo, Axl Rose, Jason Voorhees, Chris Farley, Glass Joe, Michael Myers, Sub-Zero, Deebo, Bane, Sharkolgalanchequake, Stay Puft, and Freddy Kreuger all run in and pummel ZOD::

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Zod is Mario.

No, I'm actually stupid on my own.

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