"John Duran" by The Beach Boys

[Guest Evolution]

(Sung to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys)

 

Ah, John John John John John Duran

John John John John John Duran

 

Oh John Duran, he's a sinner man

John Duran

You got me tappin' and a cryin'

Tappin' and a-losin'

John Duran John John

John John Duran

 

Went to the ring, lookin' for a win

Saw John Duran, knew I didn't have a chance

With John Duran, John Duran

A sinner man

You got me tappin' and a cryin'

Tappin' and a-losin'

John Duran John John John John Notorious

 

John John John John Duran

John John John John Duran

 

John Duran, he's a sinner man

John Duran

You got me tappin' and a cryin'

Tappin' and a-losin'

John Duran John John

John John Duran

 

Beat that Mak foo'

Beat Flesher too

With Craven I drew

But I knew I couldn't deal with

John Duran, John Duran

A sinner man

John Duran

A sinner man

You got me tappin' and a cryin'

Tappin' and a-losin'

John Duran John John

John John Duran

 

John John John John John Duran

John John John John John Duran

John Duran

A sinner man

John Duran

You got me tappin' and a cryin'

Tappin' and a-losin'

John Duran John John

John John Duran

 

John Duran, John Duran

Oh, John Duran, John Duran

Yeah, John Duran, John Duran

John Duran, John Duran

You got me tappin' and a cryin'

Tappin' and a-losin'

John Duran John John

John John Duran

[Ace309 0]

Oh, great. Now it's stuck in my head.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Brilliant.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

*claps*

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

I swear, you people are just trying to systematically drive me insane. It's working.