Who would win this fight?

[Guest El Satanico]

The crazy Versus gangster guy would remove a mask revealing himself to be Jesse Ventura then he'd shake hands with a Predator and they will reveal that they were the mastermind behind Scanner technology. Then everyone will have a bloody good time by karating fighting and portal jumping.

 

Then Keanu Reeves will wake up say "whoa" and we will know that the whole movie was only a dream.

 

 

 

OR WAS IT

[Ravenbomb 0]

which crazy gangster guy? The one who was doing everything in cool poses or the one who looked like a Japanese John Leguizamo?

 

EDIT:Oh, but you forgot about the part where Lonesome Rhodes comes and soothes everybody with a song on his guitar and everything gets screwed up by George Carlin trying to lure Neo into his time traveling phone booth when he gets a call from someone who sounds an awful lot like Kiefer Sutherland saying he'll shoot him if he leaves the booth. But then the 2 Coreys get in a fight with the mysterious sniper caller guy and Jason shows up to try and kill Corey Feldmen. And then Freddy shows up AGAIN, but this time Alex Gardner is hanging around him and being a pain, and Ash shows up and trades one-liners with George Carlin, and everybody laughs until they die.

Edited November 29, 2003 by Ravenbomb

[Guest El Satanico]

which crazy gangster guy? The one who was doing everything in cool poses or the one who looked like a Japanese John Leguizamo?

They one that did all the over the top motions and acted like a Japanese version of Joe Pesci's crazy gangster act. By that I mean had a quick temper and always wanted to kill someone.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Here's a crossover I'd watch: Matrix and Mulholland Drive. It'd consist entirely of a girl/girl scene between Persephone and Laura Harring (the brunette from MD).

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[NoCalMike 0]

The Predator armed with the throwing Disc would win. If it can shred through 10+ frozen solid beef carcases, then it can easily go through five aliens and easily decapitate the T-101.

 

Only way this doesn't happen is if upon incision into first Alien, it's acid blood is strong enough to melt away disc before getting through the 5th Alien.

[razazteca 0]

Gary Busey would be revealed to be the Architect and speak for 20 minutes about technical scientific formulas of how quantum physics makes portal jumping work.

[NoCalMike 0]

ye or how your new digital camera is a weapon that is going to explode in your face.