The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

my prediction is that the lumberjacks beat the hell out of Kane and Goldberg and then HHH pops up on the titan tron and says something and then fades to black as JR has another fit trying to sell the ppv one last time in 7 seconds

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Never fear, people, Tubby H and Sledgie will come to the rescue.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And this week, Goldberg comes out from a hallway.

[The Mandarin 0]

SMAFFLES IS IN THE BUILDING!

[CanadianChris 0]

SMAFFLES!!!!!

[Guest neodragonsan]

Why were there two people easily seen in the background in Goldberg's "locker room"?

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

Since when is Goldberg the "undisputed heavyweight champion of the world?"

 

The Smackdown title isn't considered a world title?

[MixxMaster 0]

EVOLUTION'S DOG IS NAMED CHRISTINE!

I thought Kane killed her.

No no no...

 

 

Bossman killed her, and cooked her up.

 

 

you just ATE HER!!!!!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Why were there two people easily seen in the background in Goldberg's "locker room"?

Smaffles needed company. It's lonely sitting back there all day ya know.

[Guest Choken One]

Wasn't RVD in th Video Game Promo?

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Where are the lumberjacks?

[The Mandarin 0]

Goirg's getting a beating.

 

Hopefully Miles will save him soon, before the ref can count the 1, 2 goirks, 3.

[Guest Choken One]

EVOLUTION'S DOG IS NAMED CHRISTINE!

I thought Kane killed her.

No no no...

 

 

Bossman killed her, and cooked her up.

 

 

you just ATE HER!!!!!

Kane + Bossman would be a WICKED cool evil tag team.

[Guest neodragonsan]

Why were there two people easily seen in the background in Goldberg's "locker room"?

Smaffles needed company. It's lonely sitting back there all day ya know.

Ohh, I see, so basically yet another easy to catch fuck up?

Oh well, better than "Camera Six, Worse Case Scenario," eh?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

C'mon Kane go ahead and shave your WHOLE head. What you've got now just looks goofy.

[MixxMaster 0]

Why were there two people easily seen in the background in Goldberg's "locker room"?

They're guarding Smaffle's dog, Christine...

[The Mandarin 0]

The closed captioning just called Flair "Nache".

 

Well, it's getting better at least.

[Guest neodragonsan]

JR: Goldberg is a Dominator

 

Yeah, JR, I'm sure you're his sub too...

[deancoles 0]

Kane and Bossman coming out to Jive Soul Bro would be great.But Kane would have to forget being Handcuffed to a ringpost and having Bossman smash his hand with a chair.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...the hell was that kind of slam by Kane?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Nice side slam, Kane.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Kane's taking lessons from Trips now

[CanadianChris 0]

JR: "That was an unorthodox, high-impact move."

 

Translation: "Man, how do you fuck up a side slam?"

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

According to JR:

 

Kane is an eliminator...

Goldberg is a dominator...

 

So does that make HHH a masturbater?

 

/still got nothin'

[The Mandarin 0]

Smaffffllles.

 

Smaaaafffllleessss.

 

Sssmaaaaafffffllllleeessss..

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Goldberg has to wait for Henry to waddle over *stifles a giggle*

 

P.S. Can I give Orton a "You Fucked Up!" For that clubberin' forearm?

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

Still doing the smaffles thing?

 

That was stale two pages after it started a week ago.

 

Time hasn't changed that.

[Guest neodragonsan]

A fucking DISQUALIFICATION in a fucking LUMBERJACK MATCH? How the hell?

[razazteca 0]

Now that is the Randy Orton we are used to.

[Guest BDC]

Mmmm, smoz....