Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 8, 2003 He's violating truth in advertising laws. From his sig: Hoff owns. what a blatant lie. Next he'll say Dutch has a penis, that Banky is the Brain, and that Dames is really a chick. EDIT: The last one wouldn't be a lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Your sig says that you're too cool for a sig. This is also a lie, and defies all known laws of logic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 You can't even imagine my reaction seeing a thread calling for my arrest. You fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Thought we'd found out about that incident with the goat, the ky jelly, and a porn mag eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 If you've got KY jelly and a goat, what the fuck do you need a porn mag for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 When I saw this thread, I figured Chave started it due to slander. And by slander I mean "Hoff admitted Chave's got dirty goods". At any rate, the whole board should be arrested for false advertising, because not every one of us are "smart marks". I can think of more than a few dim bulbs 'round these parts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 If you've got KY jelly and a goat, what the fuck do you need a porn mag for? To throw it over the goat's back and pretend your ramming Miss November up the Hershey Highway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 8, 2003 don't hate yourself Zack. It's America's public school's at fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 YOU'RE the one familiar with Chave's plumbing, Zack. And furthermore, while I'm not above fucking a goat, I'd need the porn mag to, uh, stay in "tip-top shape." Goats are some nasty fuckers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 don't hate yourself Zack. It's America's public school's at fault. You're Canadian. What's your excuse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 don't hate yourself Zack. It's America's public school's at fault. I'm Canadian at heart. I like the Canadiens, the Hart Family, and cold weather. Sign me up for wanting to go there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted December 8, 2003 I like Canada too. You can smoke a joint in front of cops there and get away with it. Plus they have moose, gotta love moose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 10, 2003 don't hate yourself Zack. It's America's public school's at fault. You're Canadian. What's your excuse? too kool 4 kerect spelling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted December 11, 2003 are "smart marks". I can think of more than a few dim bulbs 'round these parts. Whoever made you a mod, for one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
