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The 2003 Smark Awards~!

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Happy-go-lucky? Fuck that. I'll come to Arizona, hunt your ass down, and use a broken Jager bottle to slice every large vein in your body if you say that shit again.

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Happy-go-lucky? Fuck that. I'll come to Arizona, hunt your ass down, and use a broken Jager bottle to slice every large vein in your body if you say that shit again.

I hope that's an empty Jager bottle you're breaking. If you were to waste any of that precious liquid, I just don't know if I could stand it.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
Happy-go-lucky? Fuck that. I'll come to Arizona, hunt your ass down, and use a broken Jager bottle to slice every large vein in your body if you say that shit again.

I hope that's an empty Jager bottle you're breaking. If you were to waste any of that precious liquid, I just don't know if I could stand it.

Are you kidding? I'd have to be loaded from the contents of the bottle to even decide to waste my time on going across the country to kill some little ant.

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Happy-go-lucky? Fuck that. I'll come to Arizona, hunt your ass down, and use a broken Jager bottle to slice every large vein in your body if you say that shit again.

I hope that's an empty Jager bottle you're breaking. If you were to waste any of that precious liquid, I just don't know if I could stand it.

Are you kidding? I'd have to be loaded from the contents of the bottle to even decide to waste my time on going across the country to kill some little ant.

May I reccommend mixing Jager and Sprite? It's damn good. There is also the "Jim Morrison", which is Jager, Coke and Root Beer Schnapps.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Done it. I've probably mixed things together you didn't even think were possible.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I didn't know there was a name attached to it, I just did it once for shits and giggles.

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Done it. I've probably mixed things together you didn't even think were possible.

"1 part goat's blood...1 part virgin's blood...1 part seminal fluid....done! Come to me, Satan, I desire to make a deal! :::random chanting:::"

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Guest GeorgeCostanza

If I don't win an award, my parents are going to put me on an aggravation installment plan that will compound with interest for decades.

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I voted, but I doubt mine were any good since I don't pay attention to any posts except my own.

So you're posting in a vacuum?

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I voted, but I doubt mine were any good since I don't pay attention to any posts except my own.

So you're posting in a vacuum?

I am not ashamed to say that went way over my head.

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I voted, but I doubt mine were any good since I don't pay attention to any posts except my own.

So you're posting in a vacuum?

I am not ashamed to say that went way over my head.

I'm voting that "Best comeback of the year!"

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

Voting Is CLOSED as I haven't gotten any new votes in afew days.

 

Winners will be notified.

 

Some surprising choices...

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