Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 Happy-go-lucky? Fuck that. I'll come to Arizona, hunt your ass down, and use a broken Jager bottle to slice every large vein in your body if you say that shit again.
justsoyouknow Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 "Happy go lucky". You seem irritable today, Agent.
1234-5678 Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 Happy-go-lucky? Fuck that. I'll come to Arizona, hunt your ass down, and use a broken Jager bottle to slice every large vein in your body if you say that shit again. I hope that's an empty Jager bottle you're breaking. If you were to waste any of that precious liquid, I just don't know if I could stand it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 Happy-go-lucky? Fuck that. I'll come to Arizona, hunt your ass down, and use a broken Jager bottle to slice every large vein in your body if you say that shit again. I hope that's an empty Jager bottle you're breaking. If you were to waste any of that precious liquid, I just don't know if I could stand it. Are you kidding? I'd have to be loaded from the contents of the bottle to even decide to waste my time on going across the country to kill some little ant.
1234-5678 Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 Happy-go-lucky? Fuck that. I'll come to Arizona, hunt your ass down, and use a broken Jager bottle to slice every large vein in your body if you say that shit again. I hope that's an empty Jager bottle you're breaking. If you were to waste any of that precious liquid, I just don't know if I could stand it. Are you kidding? I'd have to be loaded from the contents of the bottle to even decide to waste my time on going across the country to kill some little ant. May I reccommend mixing Jager and Sprite? It's damn good. There is also the "Jim Morrison", which is Jager, Coke and Root Beer Schnapps.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 Done it. I've probably mixed things together you didn't even think were possible.
1234-5678 Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 Done it. I've probably mixed things together you didn't even think were possible. Wow, you've had the "Morrison?" I've only been to one bar where they had even heard of it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 I didn't know there was a name attached to it, I just did it once for shits and giggles.
justsoyouknow Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 Done it. I've probably mixed things together you didn't even think were possible. "1 part goat's blood...1 part virgin's blood...1 part seminal fluid....done! Come to me, Satan, I desire to make a deal! :::random chanting:::"
1234-5678 Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 I didn't know there was a name attached to it, I just did it once for shits and giggles. It's good, just a little too sweet for my tastes.
Guest GeorgeCostanza Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 If I don't win an award, my parents are going to put me on an aggravation installment plan that will compound with interest for decades.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 15, 2003 Report Posted December 15, 2003 Ever try a Yellow Banana? Jager and Tequila.
1234-5678 Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 Ever try a Yellow Banana? Jager and Tequila. That would either be really good or really hideous.
k thx Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 me want more votes. For which categories?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 I want more people to vote. and get on AIM for a sec
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 download it. im too lazy to pm you
Guest Billy Stark Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): The wife says I have terrible aim
1234-5678 Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 I voted, but I doubt mine were any good since I don't pay attention to any posts except my own.
Slayer Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 I voted, but I doubt mine were any good since I don't pay attention to any posts except my own. So you're posting in a vacuum?
1234-5678 Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 I voted, but I doubt mine were any good since I don't pay attention to any posts except my own. So you're posting in a vacuum? I am not ashamed to say that went way over my head.
k thx Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 I voted, but I doubt mine were any good since I don't pay attention to any posts except my own. So you're posting in a vacuum? I am not ashamed to say that went way over my head. I'm voting that "Best comeback of the year!"
Mole Posted December 16, 2003 Report Posted December 16, 2003 Is this still going on, or is it a joke?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 22, 2003 Report Posted December 22, 2003 Voting Is CLOSED as I haven't gotten any new votes in afew days. Winners will be notified. Some surprising choices...
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