What ever happened to The Undertaker?

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard that Paul Heyman is not human

Is he a mutant?

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Kevin Nash has taken so much time of this year is because he is really Justin Timberlake, taking over from Sgt Slaughter who was Timberlake when he had curly hair.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I heard that the Big Show is really a suit filled with 7 luchadores.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard that the Big Show is really a suit filled with 7 luchadores.

Big Show is actually the Dames and Bob Barron in a suit.

[Adam 0]

I heard that A-Train was Giant Gonzales' son, and that Triple H is somehow related to Zeus.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that SummerSlam is actually taped in December, and the reason they delay it for so long is to edit out all the snow and Christmas decorations...

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that A-Train was Giant Gonzales' son, and that Triple H is somehow related to Zeus.

Zeus the wrestler or Zeus the greek God?

 

Or, as I heard, are they one and the same?

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard people actually like X-Pac.

[Adam 0]

I heard that A-Train was Giant Gonzales' son, and that Triple H is somehow related to Zeus.

Zeus the wrestler or Zeus the greek God?

 

Or, as I heard, are they one and the same?

They are actually one in the same.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard Bryan Kendrick is really Kurt Angles white slave...

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard Nathan Jones was once better than Flair, Bret Hart, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Ricky Steamboat and Kurt Angle combined

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard that A-Train was Giant Gonzales' son, and that Triple H is somehow related to Zeus.

Zeus the wrestler or Zeus the greek God?

 

Or, as I heard, are they one and the same?

They are actually one in the same.

Triple H is Hercules (son of Zeus AND the wrestler)

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard Billy Kidman suffers from a rare condition where he grows younger with every passing year. He is now 13, and will soon be dead.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard Jeff Hardy suffers from a rare condition where his hair and skin change into unnatural colors

[Adam 0]

I heard that A-Train shaved all his body hair a few years ago and made it into a rug for homeless people.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard Chavo Guerrerro is actually The Ark Of The Covenant, and was constructed by Eddie in order to prevent Matt Hardy from bringing about the end of the world.

[Adam 0]

I heard that Mr. America was not really Hulk Hogan... I was Horace.

[DerangedHermit 0]

and Hulk Machine was Vince Russo and Giant Machine was Stevie Richards.

[Adam 0]

I heard that New Jack really cares about his fellow man.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Jamie Noble is really red, he just wears a lot of make-up...

[Adam 0]

I heard that Stephanie McMahon is really in love with RVD

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Trish Stratus is really 8 peguind tiet together in a potato sack.

[DerangedHermit 0]

And Jazz is actually a very pretty woman

[HarleyQuinn 0]

I heard that Jerry Lynn is a motivational speaker and secretly wrote the promos for The Rock and Steve Austin in the late 90's

[Adam 0]

I heard the Hurricane can really fly

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard Al Wilson is immortal

[Guest RoyalBlue]

I heard that Rico is a Crab Person.

[Adam 0]

I heard that Bertha Faye lost a shitload of weight and got some plastic sugery and is now known as Nidia.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I heard Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo and Vince McMahon have IQs of 256 each.

[NYU 0]

I heard that Shawn Michaels didn't sell enough in his match at SummerSlam 02 and, if it had taken place in Japan, his tongue would have been cut out, rolled in rice, and served as sushi to the true wrestling gods, located -of course- in Japan.

 

GO PURO!!! BURNING HAMMER~!~!